* Posts by zuckzuckgo

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Trump's bright idea of kicking out foreign students unless unis resume in-person classes stuns tech, science world

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Re: PSA

> Trump will be the first 3 term president since Roosevelt, mark my words.

Or maybe Obama runs as vice president and Biden resigns or passes away mid term and Obama becomes a 3 term president.

Digicert will shovel some 50,000 EV HTTPS certificates into the furnace this Saturday after audit bungle

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But the cash machine's secure communications might rely on one of the dodgy certificates. Then again it might just ignore the revocation.

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Re: 1000% UNACCEPTABLE

If the standard allowed 7 days rather than 5 that would ensure that there was a work week to deal with the problem, no matter your culture or which day the notice went out.

This is assuming the 5 days is a somewhat arbitrary number, which it may not be.

Road trip on Mars: Thrill as Curiosity rover races up to 0.06 miles per hour. Marvel as it takes a mile-long detour

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Re: Flat Mars-ers

There seems to be a special class of conspiracy theorists that simultaneously believe that:

1) That covid-19 is a virus intentionally created by the Chinese, and

2) The virus is just a left-wing conspiracy designed to scare people into wearing masks.

Schrodinger's cat would be impressed.

Cool IT support drones never look at explosions: Time to resolution for misbehaving mouse? Three seconds

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Re: Switching on the "monitor stand"

>can you fix t'hoover it's not sucking again.

Making things suck is a skill that we can all aspire to.

Australia's contact-tracing app still basically borked on iOS, says new bug report – and GAPPLE API version tested

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Re: RE Gapple

I prefer Apploogle

An Internet of Trouble lies ahead as root certificates begin to expire en masse, warns security researcher

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> "... devices that were on a warehouse shelf during the rollover are now being shipped to customers with old keys and no way of securely updating them..."

But in that case the failure should be detected within the product warranty period so a full refund should be obtainable. In most cases, the burden of keeping warehouse products up to date would fall to the suppliers rather than the end user. There would still be a problem if the end user for some reason kept the product off-line for a year and missed the rollover.

Barmy ban on businesses, Brits based in Blighty bearing or buying .eu domains is back: Cut-off date is Jan 1, 2021

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Re: We dont need .eu !!! :)

In the US the problem is more in the handling than the cooking. Just washing a chicken breast under a tap can contaminate surrounding surfaces to the extent that it is generally safer to cook the chicken without washing. I assume that washing the chicken at the processing plant is meant to reduce this kind of cross contamination. Curious as to whether the same issue with washing applies to UK raised chicken.

Hoverbikes, Hyperloops and sub-orbital hijinks: Yes, the '3rd, 4th and 5th Dimensions of Travel' are coming soon

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The future just isn't what it used to be.

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Pipe Dreams

If you have only a 16 passenger capacity and multiple stops then you are going to be decelerating and accelerating the vehicle just to transfer one or two passengers per stop. The energy cost alone would be hard to justify. And with a single tube per direction you could not have express vehicles bypassing stops.

It would seem to me that, so far as hyperloop is possible, it would be more practical as a single point-to-point system intended to replace smaller regional airports.

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Re: Nothing so simple

>"Hyperloop has so many potential modes of failure"

Successful or not, Hyperloop is literally a pipe-dream.

All-electric plane makes first flight – while lugging 2 tons of batteries aloft

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Re: Nice stunt...

>fairly pointless stunt ...

Could be used for a battery delivery service. A no-charge service at that.

80-characters-per-line limits should be terminal, says Linux kernel chief Linus Torvalds

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> "88 is a white supremacist hidden number"

No, 88 is how fast you have to drive your DeLorean (or maybe a Tesla) to go back in time and correct your comments. It always takes me more that 10 min to notice errors.

AR flop Magic Leap's 'pivot' spins CEO right off his throne

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Re: Alas, for the days of the ancient kings

>"When, in times of disaster, the ruler would be ritually sacrificed " ...

Any chance we can we have this process in place before November?

Turns out Elon can't control the weather – what a scrub: Rain, clouds delay historic manned SpaceX-NASA launch

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Re: not a fan of Musk

> If Musk, Bezos and Branson pooled their resources...

Better they compete than combine. We need diversity and competition in the means to access space.

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> Chance of hitting a road barrier is rather low

Yes, but the lane markers are rather ambiguous.

Dude, where's my laser?

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Except when it’s 5G, or WiFi

Or infinite loops ...

NASA's Human Spaceflight boss hits eject a week before SpaceX crew launch

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Re: Going while the going's good

A space elevator would require a geosynchronous lunar orbit. From the lunar perspective the earth occupies a geosynchronous orbit so any elevator would need to ride a cable long enough to reach from the earth to the moon.

Rust marks five years since its 1.0 release: The long and winding road actually works

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Pint

Re: Neill Young

Rust Never Sleeps but it does go on vacation, at least the beer of the same name does:

https://trestlebrewing.com/pages/our-beer

Had quite a few "Rust Never Sleeps" last summer. Hoping it comes back this summer.

Mirror mirror on the wall, why will my mouse not work at all?

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Re: obvious

From the man in the mock turtleneck: Your holding it wrong!

Advice for the ages.

Breaking virus lockdown rules, suing officials, threatening staff, raging on Twitter. Just Elon Musk things

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Re: Musk is a hero?

> Musk: Isaac Newton was “better” than Albert Einstein “by a small margin. Both obviously extremely smart for a human,” he mused.

Clearly Musk is not human so he is either an alien or and out of control AI over which human laws have no jurisdiction.

Data centre reveals it modeled interiors on The Hunt for Red October sets

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They even had iPads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3949GAIokg

ATLAS flubbed: Comet heading our way takes one look at Earth, self-destructs into house-sized chunks

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Re: That's not a comet...

> ... wipe out your supplies of Tea, Coffee, Wine and Beer!

Their advance agents have already destroyed live sports and nights at the pub. Their work here is just beginning...

Australia's contact-tracing app regulation avoids 'woolly' principles in comparable cyber-laws, say lawyers

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Re: "Here I Go, Again On My Own..." - DLR

The infected person has to volunteer their phone information for tracing to start so the location data could be supplemented by personal knowledge. In your situation your neighbours would likely remember if they had contact with you.

Those in range at the grocery store could take whatever precautions they deem reasonable. Just knowing I was in the grocery store at the same time as confirmed infection would be enough for me to consider a test or to self isolate.

The app is not a magic bullet, but it does reduce the effort and uncertainty inherent in contact tracing.

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Re: "Here I Go, Again On My Own..." - DLR

> "This phone shows you drove past "...

By design the AWS data is useless unless you also have access to the user's personal phone. So the US authorities would have to have your phone and be able to access its data.

Of course the app could be faulty or intentionally compromised in some way to give away your location but that is true of every app you install. I suspect there are already a few apps on your phone that do this.

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Re: "experts" should be ashamed

And from this day forth all numbers are prime!

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Re: Assuming that were not the case. And what happes to people who don't own phones?

The problem with the slippery slope argument is that all laws can be abused that way so no law becomes acceptable. You could say that all speed limit laws are unacceptable because governments could set them to zero to restrict movement.

A good precaution is to mandate that the app be open source. Another would be to require that the app self destruct periodically unless actively reauthorized. That way when the crisis has passed the app won't linger on phones waiting to be abused.

A paper clip, a spool of phone wire and a recalcitrant RS-232 line: Going MacGyver in the wonderful world of hotel IT

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Re: Proper lash up

The current procedure is to soak your USB devices in soapy water while singing "Happy Birthday" twice. Gets rid of all those nasty malware viruses.

Intelsat orbital comms satellite is back online after first robo-recovery mounting and tug job gets it back into position

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Re: I wonder what it really does?

Most of the actual design work was done by their subcontractor, Spectre something or other.

Hi, Google Duplex here, trying to book a haircut for a socially inept human. Sorry, 'COVID-19'?... DOES NOT COMPUTE

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If you can understand "yeah, nah" then qubits should be easy.

Consumer reviewer Which? finds CAN bus ports on Ford and VW, starts yelling 'Security! We have a problem...'

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Re: a known issue for years?

>that gets me wondering if Douglas Adams was a time traveller.

There is documented evidence that he only travelled back in time to record TV shows he had missed. He found it easier to solve the time travel problem than program a 1980's VCR to automatically record.

Academic showdown as boffins biff-baff over when Version 1.0 of Earth's magnetic core was released

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Re: Do we really need a paper for this?

If found one rock among thousands that looked remarkable like a tooled arrow head that would still be evidence of human presence. The other thousands of random rocks are irrelevant.

The question is how do you explain the measured qualities of the 3 sample they did find?

Apple creates face shield for health workers, resists the temptation to call it the 'iMask'

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Re: iMask was taken

But they claim it is more resistant to viruses then the "Win10x Microsoft Defender 20H03 Mask".

Stop us if you've heard this before: Boeing's working on 737 Max software fixes for autopilot, stabilization bugs

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Re: wasn't there a line about

>"Helicopters don't fly, they're so ugly the ground repels them"

Since they always end up back on the ground it follows they must get prettier as they consume fuel. Very much like humans fuelled by alcohol.

Science!

Ethernet standards group leaves its name in the dust as it details new 800Gbps spec

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Re: Insane Speed

> That's not fast enough. Need Ludicrous Speed.

The "Ludicrous Ethernet Consortium" has a nice ring to it.

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Re: Hang on a minute...

Shakespeare? I want to know how long it takes to send all 5 seasons of Breaking Bad.

62 episodes ~ 840 Gbits ~ 1 second.

NASA reveals the new wavy Martian wheels it thinks can crush the red planet

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I think inertia is the issue. So you can just drive slower on rough terrain to reduce stress on wheels. Surely speed limits are radar enforced on Mars.

Automatic for the People: Pandemic-fueled rush to robo-moderation will be disastrous – there must be oversight

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Re: Don't fear the robots

I s e e l o t s o f h o l e s i n t h a t a r g u m e n t.

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Re: The greatest danger

AI powered search:

1) AI search engine learns which content is most favoured by web users and features that content.

2) Web user favour the easily found content most featured by the AI search engine.

3) Monetize

4) Repeat.

They are just giving the user what they want!

Zoom vows to spend next 90 days thinking hard about its security and privacy after rough week, meeting ID war-dialing tool emerges

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He was a very slippery fellow.

Astroboffin gets magnets stuck up his schnozz trying and failing to invent anti-face-touching coronavirus gizmo

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Re: "...At this point I ran out of magnets."

> Physics law of attraction.

More like Physics law of distraction.

Crack police squad seeks help to flush out Australian toilet paper thieves

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They took off so fast the left skid marks.

Captain Caveman rides to the rescue, solves a prickly PowerPoint problem with a magical solution

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Re: Key workers

But if everybody is "sheltering at home" kids can still be quite distracting whether you are looking after them or not.

NASA to launch 247 petabytes of data into AWS – but forgot about eye-watering cloudy egress costs before lift-off

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Re: Just wondering

>I've looked at clouds from both sides now.

From up and down and still somehow

Its download costs I don't recall

I really don't know clouds at all

Broadcom sues Netflix for its success: You’re stopping us making a fortune from set-top boxes, moans chip designer

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Re: Using this logic.

"Rotating shaft that delivers motive force to transportation vehicle"

I guess that would not apply to horse drawn carts, but early car manufactures could have tried it.

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Re: Goodbye Broadcom

More likely:

- Broadcom and Netflix negotiate a (non-monetary) agreement giving Netflix an unlimited use licence.

- Broadcom uses Netflix precedent to justify prolonged law suits against all streaming newcomers.

Win-Win ... Fail (for the rest of us)

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Re: Do Broadcom actually have any proof that Netflix are using their IP?

Maybe another change is due: Broad-con

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Re: Using this logic.

Netflix likely uses equipment that contains Broadcom intellectual property, but that should already have been bought and paid for. If not, sue the equipment manufacturers not Netflix.

Horse cart makers to aircraft manufacturers: "Rotating shaft that delivers motive force to transportation vehicle". Pay up!

'Unfixable' boot ROM security flaw in millions of Intel chips could spell 'utter chaos' for DRM, file encryption, etc

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Re: The best.

Upvote for the clarification.

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