* Posts by Amentheist

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Windows 11 Paint: Oh look – rounded corners. And it is prettier... but slightly worse

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"Paintbrush in Windows 3.11"..

.. (click to enlarge)

Good one, Reg!

Google Cloud will let you know how your workloads are damaging the environment

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Unhappy

I can imagine the following Google cloud console alert:

"Remember that infinite loop you didn't stop for 30 seconds? 10 koalas dead."

Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram deplatform themselves: Services down globally

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Re: Oh dear.

Nature is healing

Council culture: Software test leads to absurd local planning SNAFU

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I'm Just sitting here..

..waiting for the Who? Me? article.

I'm feeling lucky: Google, Facebook say workers must be vaccinated before they return to offices

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Re: Acid test

And the perfect environment for the virus to chance some mutations that circumvent the vaccines yay!

Workday shares slide following claims Amazon ditched company-wide HR system

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Human Cattle Management

D'oh! Misplaced chair shuts down nuclear plant in Taiwan

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Ok...

Definitely beats the story about the electrician accidentally leaning on the diesel generator emergency shutdown button during datacentre power maintenance.

Apple announces lossless HD audio at no extra cost, then Amazon Music does too. The ball is now in Spotify's court

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Re: Since it is lossless

Yes it's called bandcamp and it's been around before this arms race started.

Waymo self-driving robotaxi goes rogue with passenger inside, escapes support staff

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"unusual situation"

Why can't they take control remotely or not even full control but be presented by a set of options by the AI and the support operator picks "proceed to next junction" (at which point the maps will just recalculate a new route)? How is there no option to "stop what you're doing and let the passenger out and shut the car down"? Am I being unreasonable able here?

if at an interview for a software engineer job I get asked "How would you handle unexpected inputs, in your experience" I answer with "I dunno" will I get the job?

Meme crypto-coin literally going to the Moon, if Elon Musk is to believed, on DOGE-1 mission courtesy of SpaceX Falcon 9

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Cheeky Musk

Mine's the one with the freshly bought doge.

On a dusty red planet almost 290 million km away... NASA's Ingenuity Mars Helicopter flies

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In other news

"A drone sighted on Mars puts all Heathrow flights on halt"

Sadly, the catastrophic impact with Apophis asteroid isn't going to happen in 2068

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Black Helicopters

See NY from LA?

BUSTED!!1! He let slip that Earth IS flat after all!

Cherry on top: Dell shoves MX keyboard into its Alienware m15 R4 ultrabook

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Hm yes they don't sound great but there are other important factors contributing to the sound, the plastic used for the caps and the rest of the keyboard components. That's why for example PBT keycaps in a solid aluminium chassis (and other high grade internals) in, say, a vortex keyboard will always sound much better.

This one's not plastic though to be fair, it seems.

OVH data centre destroyed by fire in Strasbourg – all services unavailable

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Re: English clause ordering

I think the important message still got through, that fire was the reason for the destruction of a data centre.

Splunk junks 'hanging' processes, suggests you don't 'hit' a key: More peaceful words now preferred in docs

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Re: Special characters

So whenever I'm asked to create a "secure" password I should make sure it crashes the website when I enter it. Gotcha.

Nvidia cripples Ethereum mining on GeForce RTX 3060 to deter crypto bods from nabbing all the kit at launch

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Re: Sorry, Nvidia, tweaking your driver is not the solution

You already can order only one Founders Edition per household from Scan who are the UKs distributor for FE. They still go out of stock in minutes.

Nearly 70 years after America made einsteinium in its first full-scale thermo-nuke experiment, mystery element yields secrets of its chemistry

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“It was discovered by accident in the debris in the first hydrogen bomb”

It doesn't sound /that/ difficult to make. Just keep a safe distance amirite?

Tab minimalists look away: Vivaldi introduces two-level tab stacks

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Erm

Didn't Firefox's legendary tab mix plus have this 15 years ago?

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey says Trump ban means the service has failed

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Re: "because of the model it demonstrates:"

Or just after " foundational internet technology that is not controlled or influenced by any single individual or entity"

As if the big BTC whales can't sway the value of BTC whenever they wish like any other financial system.

It's been a day or so and nope, we still can't wrap our head around why GitHub would fire someone for saying Nazis were storming the US Capitol

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The word

If anything, nazi should be widely used, it is after all a derogatory term.

Amazon turns Victorian industrialist with $2bn building project to house workers near new headquarters

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What level of indoctrination does it take for someone to work (amazon's hours and burnouts) and live at the same locale. Maybe I'm jaded but are there people who really love their job so much?

OpenAI touts a new flavour of GPT-3 that can automatically create made-up images to go along with any text description

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Terminator

Re: a Unicorn Argent armed, crined and unguled Proper

Don't provoke it!

AMD claims high-end Big Navi Radeon GPUs leave Nvidia's ray-tracing cards in the dust

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Yeah actually I've a Zen 2 one myself, I only said that because it uses in practice a bit more electricity (as measured at the wall socket) but it's insanely faster than my old 5+ year old i7..

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For maximum load yes that much but when on idle or not under load, like most modern hardware (except some AMD CPUs) they're incredibly economical in power usage when used in media playback or browser hardware acceleration.

Bill Gates lays out a three-point plan to rid the world of COVID-19 – and anti-vaxxer cranks aren't gonna like it

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Re: Hello The Register

What does the "murcan freedom of speech" law says about using the Extended ASCII code characters?

5G mast set aflame in leafy Liverpool district, half an hour's walk from Penny Lane

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Hm

Mossley Hill is relatively posh. Also quiet roads at night with poor lighting and lots of vegetation (cover/no patrols), you have to consider the possibility this is, like a lot of crime like this, opportunistic and done by chancer scallies (albeit driving the odd stolen focus/moped) who couldn't care less for conspiracies but certainly have spent a lot of time on facetube and twatter reading about it.

Berlin's renowned nightclub scene is showing signs of life. Just one problem: No dancing

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Re: But....

The rave will find a way!

obligatory smiley face

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The Germans took the soul out of Detroit techno, now they'll take the soul out of clubbing.

You can get a mechanical keyboard for £45. But should you? We pulled an Aukey KM-G6 out of the bargain bin

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Re: Cheap Mechanical Keyboards

and went for a Corsair K70

For that kind of money you could've bought a real keyboard, a leopold, varmilo or something that offers choice (of caps and switches) and actual build quality with none of the faf.

Mine's the one with the mx clear vortex race 3 in the pocket.

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ABS keycaps, blue switch, numpad. No. Just no.

Facebook sort-of blocks anti-quarantine events – how many folks are actually behind these 'massive' protests online?

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Re: Big rant, lots of capital letters...

"And let evolution do the rest"

I agree with the idea of them having a go and having their protests don't get me wrong but this isn't evolution, it's just people dying (which will initially be mostly medical staff further exacerbating the issue) because of no hospital capacity. If it's evolution then get ready for it to apply to all of us meaning we have to keep dying from Covid-19 for generations until only those naturally immune (if there is such a thing) begin to have an offspring - assuming there's any social structure to support such an hypothetical future society.

Obvs overstating but you get the idea.

Oh ... Fudge This Pandemic! Google walks back on decision to switch off FTP in Chrome 81

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It's a fair point about PDF but a balance should be struck somewhere, nowadays vast majority of users are not power users and if they have to have a separate piece of software installed as a PDF viewer that means it has to be kept up to date as well as the browser, and if they don't they'll be more succeptible to being offered malicious or dangerous viewers (*cough* like the adobe one *cough*), while a browser one could be sandboxed and would "just work" (hopefully (who am I kidding)) and would have more frequent updates.

Apple: We respect your privacy so much we've revealed a little about what we can track when you use Maps

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Re: Not New?

What's the point, how many people/nutters/drug dealers who plan on unnecesary travel will use their phones if they intend to willinglly break the current rules? These reports from Apple and Google are just a few hundred pages of the bleeding obvious. I can look outsde my window and see for myself, the police patrols whos job is literally that and are also on the streets can also see, what value would it add to use "anonymised" data from ISPs or Gapple.

The only thing this will do is whet the government's appetite to develop a solution that will track forever and always named individuals so they can one day ASAP make it law for "our own good".

From Brit telly presenter Eamonn Holmes to burning 5G towers in the Netherlands: Stupid week turns into stupid fortnight for radio standard

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Re: The RF nutters

Hmm almost as if.. the issue is in the head of the complainee?

Philippines considers app to trace coronavirus carriers

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Re: Wonder how accurate it would be anyway?

Play Store release notes:

"<slack-like tripe cheeky trendy opening>

- Fixed a bug that caused users to be shot in error.

- You can now send emojis to your neighbours as well as reporting them for breaking isolation.

Performance improvements."

Australian state will install home surveillance hardware to make sure if you're in virus isolation, you stay there

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The Shock Doctrine

Governments finally got the real 9/11 they always wanted.

Like a Virgin, hacked for the very first time... UK broadband ISP spills 900,000 punters' records into wrong hands from insecure database

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Over the years I've actually used the price increases as the point where I switch or threaten to, on the phone as soon as you tell them your contract is for such and such money and If those terms change the early contract termination clause does not apply they start giving you discounts and try to keep you, so it's a question of keeping customers informed more than anything.

Jeff Bezos: I will depose King Trump

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Re: To be honest ...

Don't get me wrong I'm not saying it as a good thing, but as it could be a very likely outcome.

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Re: To be honest ...

The impeachment didn't exactly do nothing, it gave Trump a second term on a silver platter.

Outlook more like 'look out!' as Microsoft email decides everything is spam today

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Re: Windows Search is down, too.

That sounds more like a out of schedule improvement update

Euro ISP club: Sure, weaken encryption. It'll only undermine security for everyone, morons

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Re: Not a moment too soon

I can't believe people still use the argument that it's ok as long as you don't do anything wrong.. Do you realise it's the authorities who decide what's illegal or isn't whenever they want (retrospectively as well if they wish), or did you just forgot the troll icon?

This AI is full of holes: Brit council fixes thousands of road cracks spotted by algorithm using sat snaps

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Why need satellite images

When you can just as easily use disgruntled commuters.

Also what if there is tree cover (inb4 trees don't grow on tarmac, you know what I bloody mean!).

Unless it really is barren there..

BT: UK.gov ruling on Huawei will cost us half a billion pounds over next 5 years

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Re: What is this mythical kit anyway

What are you on about? I wasn't implying anything about quality I was asking what's the specific 5G equipment they're pitching.

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What is this mythical kit anyway

If wHoarethey are so good (cheap?) at it, is it radio ODUs or IDUs? Surely we're not arguing about mere switches and routers here right?

Star wreck: There's a 1 in 20 chance a NASA telescope and US military satellite will smash into each other today

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Re: it would be like a car hitting a shopping cart

I imagine the 'car' ends up sliced in mesh hole shaped cubes?

Petition asking Microsoft to open-source Windows 7 sails past 7,777-signature goal

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And in other news

Amber warning of ice for most regions of Hell

Hey kids! Ditch that LCD and get ready for the retro CRT world of Windows Terminal

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Re: Not 3D...

Ah 'feel' as in feel the heat on your face, that's some 4th wall stuff right there!

Improved Java support poured into Microsoft's Visual Studio Code – will it be enough to tempt developers?

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Re: I don't understand the attraction...

Huh who mentioned tablets? VS Code is a desktop application just ignore the cloud version?! Or keep using what you want?

London's Westminster Council wins appeal against phonebooth-cum-massive-digital-advert

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FTFY

"surprise resurgence thanks to the ability to attach large digital advertising screens to them surging demand for space to cook up smack"

IT consultant who deleted every account on UK company Jet2's domain cops 5 months in jail

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Re: He was stupid

Essentially, some people can't take their booze.

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