* Posts by M.V. Lipvig

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Congress quietly strips right-to-repair provisions from US military spending bill

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No problem

Start putting in the contracts that repairs must be completed within 5 days of notification of the repair need, or within 6 days of the first attempt to notify, or the contractor starts paying penalties. Does not matter how large or how small the job is. Penalty is 10 percent of the purchase price for the equipment per day, minimum 10,000 per day. Or, the contractor has the option of putting it in the contract allowing the military to make its own repairs.

Microsoft 365 boosts prices in 2026 … to pay for more AI and security

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Re: It makes me smile

No, you don't smirk. You hand around emails showing that you told them it would happen, with them saying it would not.

THEN you smirk.

Whatever legitimate places AI has, inside an OS ain't one

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Re: Where's Yakov Smirnoff When You Need Him?

Branson, Missouri, USA.

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Really? That is what I run and it just works. It pretty much does everything I want it to, except the tax software.

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"I used to hate it when my boss would fly off somewhere because he'd come back."

FTFY

EU metes out first-ever Digital Services Act fine, dings X for blue check deception

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Yes, but no. Yes, Europe has to comply on the tariffs because they are on a physical product. No, Europe would not have to comply if a US citizen accessed something on the Euronet if the Euro site used nothing in the US. It would not matter if half the transaction took place in the US if the US side was the customer. It would only matter if the European company had US based equipment.

Tech leaders fill $1T AI bubble, insist it doesn't exist

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Re: 1849 San Francisco

Railroaders were pretty damned rich though.

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Almost. They push projections out further than popping time. They want to get their profits and line up bag holders before the bubble pops, but also want to be out early enough that someone else gets the blame. If the.prediction is late 2027, the balloon blows early 2027 and we'll see a lot of CEOs moving on by Christmas 2026. The new guy will be in the saddle just long enough to own what happens and if he tries blaming the current bunch, "Hey man, it was fine when we turned it over to you LAST YEAR!"

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Well of COURSE

They'll say that. They just want to push the hype until their options are vested. Then they cash out, move on and the next CEO tries to get his cut before the crash actually happens.

We'll beat China to the Moon, NASA nominee declares

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That was an easy promise to keep

Considering we were there over 50 years ago.

Cloudflare suffers second outage in as many months during routine maintenance

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The Pointy Titted Boss?

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Re: So, they are working on ...

No, one does not wonder what flavor the kool aid was. One knows.

Grape. It was grape kool aid.

Bots, bias, and bunk: How can you tell what's real on the net?

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This story

was very heavily biased to the left. Snopes, for example, is not an even handed, objective website. They just say they are. I also same the same sort of BS trying to convince me to vote for Biden, and later Harris, that I was from people trying to convince me to vote for Trump.

The truth is usually somewhere in the middle, but question them all, not just the ones that challenge your viewpoint. The ones that agree with your viewpoint are just as twisted, and not to be trusted.

UK pushes ahead with facial recognition expansion despite civil liberties backlash

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"All because the Chinese government didn't consider what the impact of a one child policy would have when taken in conjunction with the established cultural expectations put on the child."

I disagree with this - I think China knew exactly what they were doing. They want Taiwan, and their one child policy resulted in about a million excess males to be born. Result - a million man army ready to be deployed, without destroying the population balance after the war is over. It doesn't matter if they haven't follower through on the planz but it is a way to plan ahead for war.

Latest Windows 11 updates may break the OS's most basic bits

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Re: WTF?

It's possible. The financial industry paid to install a specific fiber route from Chicago to New York that is as short as physically possible, and I used to work for a company that had the contract to maintain it. The fiber's route is so straight that it's almost as though someone laid a long section of fiber between the cities and pulled until it was straight. There's also specific, stripped down fiber equipment on the span that runs at its max distance between repeaters, and has no overhead or error checking to get latency as low as possible. They also throw a friggin' fit when it goes down. There's one guy in the US that knows how it works and we called that guy when it's down. No matter who else that guy works for, he dropped everything when we called. And, he never shared anything - he'd just call back and tell us to send a tech with "this" card, and have the tech call him when he arrived. Then he'd call back to say it was fixed. Wall Street is a single car accident away from losing that link.

Lawyer's 6-year-old son uses AI to build copyright infringement generator

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Re: I don't think this lawyer understands copyright

Except, using a chatbot is doing exactly that. Where you are going wrong is assuming the kid is the creator; he is the consumer. The AI bot is the creator, and you can rest assured that there will be ads associated in there somewhere which is the money making aspect.

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Re: Meanwhile, ChatGPT

Yes, like those built by Obama, Zuckerberg, ect around their personal properties. Can't imagine why, since walls don't work, amIright?

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Fixed that for you

"As an IP attorney, this was jaw-dropping," Menkes said. "My sweet little son unwittingly created something that ensures I will be employed for decades to.come."

If anyone wants to sue, chatgtp wrote it!

Cabling survived dungeons and fish factories, until a lazy user took the network down

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Re: Tricks of the trade

Electrical/optical distance is not necessarily actual distance, if the cabler stuck the company for a few extra miles of cabling and just looped it on itself in the cable racks. With optical, you might see a fault a thousand feet away while standing under the break.

Google Antigravity vibe-codes user's entire drive out of existence

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Re: Before everyone blames the user.

I dunno, sounds like AI changed this guy's life. Well, deleted his career anyway.

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I prefer, "AI may not be used where there is life."

BOFH: Forward-facing AI brand experience meets forward-facing combustion risk management

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You don't really want that. I saw a 10 story suicide at the hotel next door to my work place shortly after it happened. It.wws, shall we say, less than pleasant, and the, umm, splat... goes quite a bit further than you'd expect.

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Re: Be prepared!

Effective though. When Hitler told Switzerland to surrender or be swamed by an army 10 times larger, Switzerland told him they'd just need to shoot 10 times each - and Hitler decided to leave them alone.

Canadian data order risks blowing a hole in EU sovereignty

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Re: A clear case of not doing your homework

Yeah, we are the 600lb gorilla in the room, aren't we?

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Re: A clear case of not doing your homework

A franchise agreement would not work, as a franchise is legally tied to the franchisee and therefore can be compelled.

About the only way it could work is if the software were made open source, then forked. How likely is it that any of these US companies would be willing to do that? Face it, Europe will either have to grow their own or suck that d*** when their candy man says get on yer knees.

I'm really hoping Europe grows their own before we all get Borged.

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Re: Treaties

Very nice set of paragraphs. Meaningless, unless followed by something along the lines of, "Joe Schmo, who ordered the accounts frozen, has been arrested and will be tried for exceeding his authority. If found guilty, the penalty is 20 years."

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An issue...

... between Canada and France/EU. Why exactly was the US mentioned even once, much less have several paragraphs dedicated to it, when the US is not part of either side?

One-fifth of the jobs at your company could disappear as AI automation takes off

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Ugh

I sure am glad I'm about to leave the rat race.

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Re: 10 to 19 percent service enshittification

Yup, because the ones they'll keep won't be the crusty old techs who know how it all works. They'll keep the juniors who are making nothing, whose techical expertise extends to knowing how long it takes to make tea for everyone on shift.

Makers slam Qualcomm for tightening the clamps on Arduino

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Re: Wonder

You can make more selling to millions of poor people making a dollar a head than you can selling to a few rich people at 10,000 a head. The idea here is likely "these poors invested a lot of time and (for them) a lot of money so they won't have a choice. They'll just have to keep buying even if we raise prices and sell subscriptions."

Self-destructing thumb drive can brick itself and wipe your secret files away

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Doesn't need to be that complicated

Snip the end off a USB extension cable and keep it plugged in at all times. Keep the red slide slid at all times. Now you just need to push the button.

Magician forgets password to his own hand after RFID chip implant

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Trollface

Perhaps he should do away with that old password tech. Patterns are the new thing. He could just use a particular motion and hand set to access it, perhaps shaking his hand up and down at a 45 degree angle while his hand is cupped.

No, wait, that would be his password for Pronhub. Never mind.

Microsoft exec finds AI cynicism 'mindblowing'

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Re: Don't even get me started on ...

noai.duckduckgo.com works. Duck without a side of enshittyfication.

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Re: Oh well ...

Yes, but 12 will require a TQM module to work, and will reject attempts to run on a machine eith a TPM module.

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Re: Blame the customer

Does your company have a mechanism to report security breaches? Sounds like something reportable to me.

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Re: Just say no...

I think they've started torpedoing their business customers as well. Those who deal in a lot of protected IP are howling, and governments are starting to move away from them over security issues.

The coffin will be firmly nailed with a power hammer once larger governments move away, then start telling companies they contract through that they are not allowed to use M$ in anything related to the government contracts.

Devs gripe about having AI shoved down their throats

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Trollface

I say do it.

Go all in on AI, let AI do all the work, then submit the product - and when The Boss asks why it failed, "One moment Boss - AI, why did the product you designed fail? Oh. Sorry Boss, AI says the product is a resounding success and anyone who says otherwise is a company saboteur who should be reported to the authorities. Hello, police?"

Shenzhou-20 crew rides Shenzhou-21 home after debris strike

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I don't see spacesuit incompatibility as being an issue, when they could send an unmanned ship up with, wait for it...

wait for it...wait for it...

... extra spacesuits that are compatible. It's a rescue ship, and the taikos would not be expected to perform intricate repairs while wearing them so, as long as they more or less fit and were airtight they'd have been fine.

BOFH: You know something's up when the suits want to spend money

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Re: "colored pencil office"

That's what happens when you sell your company to California liberals. Suddenly the words are changes to the "superior" American spelling, because what do the English know about spelling English words anyway?

I'll get me coat and hat, as my account will probably now be deleted for being SLIGHTLY negative about California liberals.

Australia’s spy boss says authoritarian nations ready to commit ‘high-impact sabotage’

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Re: So all the more reason...

Oh. Yes. It's rhe US that wants to shut down Australian infrastructure. Sure it is. And what, pray, would be the motivation for the US to attack Australia?

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They don't care

If they did, critical infrastructure would be on dedicated circuits and not the internet. Can't hack what you have no remote access to.

AI's trillion dollar deal wheel bubbling around Nvidia, OpenAI

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I'm SICK of AI!

And, I've decided that I will put a stop to it next week. I plan to invest 10 bucks each into the top 10 AI companies Monday morning. They'll all be bankrupt next week and AI will be a rather unpleasant memory by Christmas.

Microsoft's lack of quality control is out of control

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Re: "It's difficult to pinpoint precisely"

And that is ironic, for the companies who ignore the shareholders and take proper care of their customers make money every quarter like clockwork. Those who don't have bursty profits then start spiraling down.

M$ is hitting the top of the spiral now. I've used M$ since 3.1 days, and while I occasionally grumbled I stayed. Why? Because it worked and I'm inherently lazy. I'm no programmer techie, just a user. Win10 was a tipping point though - the never ending updates, the constant need to put setting back like I had them, constantly having to find where those setting are hiding now, M$ finally made their OS suck enough that I put in the work necessary to move to Mint. If a lazy old man like myself is willing to leave, they're not long for this world.

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Re: Yet another Windows vs macos comparison....

Because every update resets the data inhalation settings to "Yes please." It's hard to hoover when the plug is pulled. They do this because they know that eventually people will fet tired of having to go back every other day to turn those setting back off and will stop doing it. When that happens, the data harvest is no longer called on account of rain.

Meta can't afford its $600B love letter to Trump

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Good luck investors

40 year bonds? I'll be shocked and amazed if that company is still in business in 5 years. The kids left for cooler pastures, the grandparents are dying off, and the droid running the place keeps spending billions trying to convince people to move into little life support beds and live in his virtual world.

Help desk boss fell for ‘Internet Cleaning Day’ prank - then swore he got the joke

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Re: This existed long before the internet

The prank I remember was to call someone and tell them you're with Bell, and that you would be working on the line for the next half hour and that no matter how many times the phone rang, they were not to answer it or the technician would be electrocuted.

About 20 minutes later, you call back. When they answer, you start screaming into the phone.

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Re: Sorry, but

Hence the newd for bran muffins.

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Re: Has your tech team pranked colleagues?

No, no, that paper you're faxing over has ink on it! Clean the rollers first!

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Re: Has your tech team pranked colleagues?

In SATCOM we'd send the privates out for rolls of orderwire. Now I think about it, we should have been getting orderwire spikes to tie the orderwire to. Could also have been sending them out for boxes of spectrum to top up the spectrum analyzers as well.

You'll never guess what the most common passwords are. Oh, wait, yes you will

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Funny, that

I work for a global telecom and quite a lot of our equipment uses admin/password for administrative access to the machine. Supposedly it's all safe behind the VPN.

My own password is LiberalsLoveTrump#1. The criminals might be able to guess it, but being criminals they'll never be able to make themselves type it.