Posts by jvf

CAPTCHAs now run Doom – on nightmare mode

Re: CAPTCHA are evil

screw captchas

We can't make this stuff up: Palantir, Anduril form fellowship for AI adventures

nonsense

Sounds like a lot of hot air. Where's Dildo Baggins to sort this out?

AWS boss: Don't want to come back to the office? Go work somewhere else

Just do it

Stop whining and get back to work.

91% of polled Amazon staff unhappy with return-to-office, 3-in-4 want to jump ship

not again

As I've said before: Stop whining and get back to work.

Valencia Ransomware explodes on the scene, claims California city, fashion giant, more as victims

try this

"a total ban on ransom payments is one suggestion that has been thrown about" I keep posting the death penalty suggestion but have yet to hear back from law enforcement. Meantime, if any execs at the affected companies had a track record of hamstringing their IT depts.- lots of jail time. Ditto to shitty coding "programmers". Hate to feed the SOBs while they're incarcerated, though.

Windows 11 users still living in the past face forced update, like it or not

No more updates-Yay!

So, does this mean that if my 22H2 machine can avoid this, Microshaft will finally leave me alone and not force a reboot in the middle of work?

Illinois relaxes biometric privacy law so snafus won't cost businesses billions

unnecessary BS

As of this date, I'm 77 years old. The society I grew up in had no cell phones, no computers, no biometrics, not much TV and thankfully, no facebork et al. Everything worked just fine and businesses prospered. So, WTF is all this shit now?

Granted, computers (when used properly) were a great boon. In fact, I installed the first computer system in the company I worked for (DEC). But, large percentages of this "newfangled" crap are prime examples of "just because you CAN do it doesn't mean you SHOULD do it."

It'll be hard to convince me that 99% of these businesses actually NEED biometrics. So, if they f up fine the shit out of them.

Malware that is 'not ransomware' wormed its way through Fujitsu Japan's systems

I just don't get it

Why do all these companies hire "experts" AFTER they've been hacked? Why don't they have a few on staff? O yeah-$$$$

Recycling old copper wires could be worth billions for telcos

saw this coming

Seeing as (until recently, at least) networking cables only required two pairs, as I installed 4pr cable, I would ponder the miles and miles of unused, wasted copper in everyone's ceiling.

Governments issue alerts after 'sophisticated' state-backed actor found exploiting flaws in Cisco security boxes

I don't get it

One after another. Does anybody test their crap in-house or do they just wait for something to happen?

GM shared our driving data with insurers without consent, lawsuit claims

No, but

You don't want to be burning fuel when stationary. But, when the thing stumbles if you need to take off in a hurry to avoid getting hit (or carjacked) you're f**ked. Rare? Yes. SO it's down to the numbers game again. A couple of unfortunate or serious events per year against the fuel savings. I have to admit though, at least all the lazy people going through the Starbucks and Burger King drive throughs aren't sh*tting crap into the air while they wait to parade through.

Dell said to be preparing broad Return To Office order this Monday

Good for you although I sense a bit of sarcasm. As for the rest of you, stop whining and get back to work. If you don't like your situation find another place to work that suits you better.

LockBit shows no remorse for ransomware attack on children's hospital

seems like rats to me

I'm in the process of killing an invasion of rats in my attic. I asked them politely to leave. They didn't. I offered them catch and release traps. Which they ignored. So, death it is when they're caught. Their numbers are decreasing and attacks are almost nonexistent now

Canonical shows how to use Snaps without the Snap Store

ouch

This is all way too complicated. I think I'll just keep using Windoze and complaining.

Hot fuzz: Cascade finds dozens of RISC-V chip bugs using random data storm

my method was slower but also worked

This is similar to how I tested my database forms many years ago. I, along with some soon to be users, would randomly bounce through text boxes typing incorrect information or gibberish (sort of how I still type today) and hitting the enter key randomly. We were waiting for a crash or unexpected result that wasn’t properly error handled which I would then go back and fix. It worked very well and roll outs went smoothly.

Three dozen plaintiffs join Apple AirTag tracking lawsuit in amended complaint

Re: Punish criminals not manufacturers.

Tech as a tool argument aside, this is another case of “just because you CAN do it doesn’t mean you SHOULD do it”- unless the consequences have been well thought out. No one is going to convince me that, especially in the dark ages we are living in, the possible stalking abilities of the air tag (or other devices like this) weren’t considered before they went to market. They knew they might get into some trouble but, like most of the s**t foisted on the public today, it was going to be too expensive to figure out in time for product launch. So, out the door it went and they thought they’d deal with it later. As usual, the dollar amount of the lawsuit(s) will be a fraction of Apple’s bottom line and it’s just considered the cost of doing business. It’s similar to the cost/benefit ratio appliance manufacturers face as they weigh the cost of extra safety vs. how many people will be killed using their appliances resulting in lawsuits and raised insurance premiums.

US govt talks up $2B X-ray photobooth to check its nuke weapon sims are right

better ue

Too bad all this effort isn't going into something more useful-like figuring out how to deprogram zombie trump supporters.

HTTP/2 'Rapid Reset' zero-day exploited in biggest DDoS deluge seen yet

what a bunch of assholes

The home Wi-Fi upgrade we never asked for is coming. The one we need is not

mesh good, access points-not so much anymore

By happenstance I just had to install two different mesh systems for a client in two different buildings, one (Deco) specified by me and the other (Eero) purchased by one of his employees because he uses it at his house. They both require an account and “apps” which totally sucks and probably makes it impossible to do any deep troubleshooting compared to traditional access points. I chose mesh because unlike consumer Access points, it implements the fast roaming handoff scheme whose 802.11 standard designation I don’t remember. I chose Deco because it offered Poe which seems to still be somewhat rare as of this writing and because Eero was borged by Amazon. Both backbones are hard wired. The Deco (5 units) was very easy to set up and works great. The Eero was much more difficult to set up and somewhat finicky requiring several reboots of one unit before it behaved. It seems to work ok but, as might be expected, the app is cluttered with Amazon ads.

Amazon's latest directive: Report to the office 'cos we're watching you

???

"freed them up to focus on more sophisticated tasks beyond the scope of automation" what the hell does that even mean?

Linux has nearly half of the desktop OS Linux market

Re: The trouble with linux...

Let’em downvote. The truth hurts. I don’t like Mac and I’m fed up with Windoze but every time I read another article about the tower of Babel that is Linux I decide to pass.

Google asks websites to kindly not break its shiny new targeted-advertising API

Re: "show an ad believed to be relevant to the visitor's known interests"

“Tailored to my interests” I must repeat to these ad slingers again: If you’re going to show me ads, don’t keep showing me the same old s**t. How many cordless drills do you think I’ll buy? Show me different s**t, you idiots.

Gen Z and Millennials don't know what their colleagues are talking about half the time

Re: Thanks El Reg...

Back in the day, while I was washing up in the restroom, our company’s VP of marketing came in with one of his out of town sales guys. “How did you like the meeting”, Bud said. “It was great” says the sales guy, “I’ve reviewed my action items and see a clear path forward!” As I left I said “Bud, if anything like that ever comes out of my mouth, just shoot me”

NASA experts looked through 800 UFO sightings and found essentially nothing

guilty

that would be me,

Watchdog calls for automatic braking to be standard in cars

Wake up

Forget the manual. Sounds like you were not paying attention. The sad fact is that due to lack of “real” driver’s ed. at least 80% of drivers should actually be passengers. But, that ship has sailed. Driver’s ed is being replaced by this (soon to be AI generated?) crap. One more reason (besides price) to never buy a new car. If I want to hit the brakes, I’ll do it myself.

Meta threatens to pull all news from California rather than pay El Reg a penny

Tabloid quality

I clicked on the Edge icon the other day out of curiosity. Its default is MSN.com (naturally). What a hoot! It’s like the National Enquirer of the digital age (my favorite headline from them years past was "woman cuts off nose to spite face"). Other than an occasional article from a reputable sports feed it’s splashed with fluffy, empty, non news items from dozens of ??? “news” sources. Quite entertaining for a few minutes, actually.

Meta tells staff to return to office three days a week

Finally

Is common sense starting to prevail? Maybe not all the suits are as dumb as we think. As I’ve been saying all along: “stop whining and get back to work”.

Fahrenheit to take over Celsius

I don't get it

What does any of this even mean?

Microsoft to let Internet Explorer 11 haunt Windows some more

programming madness

I have never understood why anyone would write code for an application that depended on a browser (or worse, a certain version of a browser whereupon the program would crash or refuse to install if a newer version was on the machine).

I never did, and lived to tell about it.

Chromebook expiration date, repair issues 'bad for people and planet'

computers, what computers?

When I went to school, all we had were books. We could buy them new or used at the bookstore. Is that cheaper overall than computers? Who knows, it worked for me and I received an excellent education. To paraphrase the real estate mantra perhaps it was actually the “teachers,teachers,teachers”.

P.S. If you acted like an a**hole in class, you’d get a bonk on the head. None of this “can’t touch a student or it’s child abuse” nonsense. Class was always more productive when everyone behaved.

LockBit brags: We'll leak thousands of SpaceX blueprints stolen from supplier

Re: RIP LockBit

kill the basTURDS

Cancer patient sues hospital after ransomware gang leaks her nude medical photos

nothing personal

Nothing personal-but a death sentence is looking more and more appropriate for these scumbags. As for the idiots that let this happen-20yrs minimum.

Dish: Someone snatched our data, if you're wondering why our IT systems went down

llong live Dish

I’ve been a Dish subscriber for 30 years. Their hardware is reliable, the remote is easy to use, the on screen menu is well thought out and picture quality is excellent. They’ve always been the “little guy” in the satellite dish wars so I hope they rebound and continue to prosper. Just hope my email address hasn’t been slurped up (again, I’m sure). But, it all goes to spam and I forward it to Micros~1.

Bitcoin mining rig found stashed in school crawlspace

where are they?

overmuscled?- Where did you see these guys? All the ones I've ever seen are old and fat. Makes me nervous that they couldn't handle a situation where they were really needed.

Google's Go may add telemetry that's on by default

what about?

What happened to the idea that a user could just send an email to the developer(s) with requests or comments?

Pepsi Bottling Ventures says info-stealing malware swiped sensitive data

why now?

“It also has "taken a number of steps" to boost its network security in light of the breach” Why do all these companies wait until the horse is out of the barn to try and close the door? You’d think EVERY company would have installed extra locks and a few good watchmen by now. O yeah, that costs $$$$

It's been 230 years since British pirates robbed the US of the metric system

Re: Hooray for Avoirdupois and pounds, shillings and pence

At least the system of measurement for surveying in the US is decimal feet. As I slowly converted an architectural drawing from feet/inches to decimal feet to do a building layout, my crusty old boss groused that “the only people who deal in inches are whores and carpenters”.

Native Americans urge Apache Software Foundation to ditch name

Re: Bit ridiculous

What's next? French toast?

Too big to live, too loved to die: Big Tech's billion dollar curse of the free

Re: GMail ensures users are logged into their Google account when they access the web

Me too,

Ditto your comments about you tube. I’m not about to let google shove its head up my a** just to be able to comment on what I’ve seen.

OneCoin co-founder pleads guilty to $4 billion fraud

Re: What kind of people were targeted by this scam?

In my metaverse, the cops are allowed to ticket people for being stupid. Looks like we’ve got 3 million new scofflaws waiting to be served

DraftKings gamblers lose $300,000 to credential stuffing attack

Re:spare digits

sorry www-no fingerprints for you. However, I'm starting to wonder if there is a business opportunity awaiting for purloined digits from ???

Security firms hijack New York trees to monitor private workforce

Assholes all, especially jeff bozo

Apple exec confirms iPhones will switch to USB-C because 'we have no choice'

Re: Apple is not making bank on $19 Lightning cables

I’ve had to buy several lightning cables because of the lightning connector blunder. Exposed contacts sitting at the end of a connector subjected to real world use. What could possibly go wrong? Let me count the ways. Good riddance, I say.

California legalizes digital license plates for all vehicles

More tracking-yay!

I'm out.

Block this: Using satellites to plaster ads over our skies could work, say boffins

what's old is new again

Adverts in space were foreshadowed long ago. As a child in the 50s, I was a voracious Science Fiction reader. I’ve forgotten ALL the details of a long ago story but I believe the gist of the ending was that they (early NASA?), trying to drum up public support for space projects, were going to send a rocket to the moon and it was going to shoot off a dazzling display that could be seen through a telescope on earth. Well, someone infiltrated the project on behalf of a well known corporation and the resulting display was the two word name of its flagship product. The author was very discrete as he remarked that the Cs in the script were a little wobbly and the L near the end was somewhat deformed but all in all it was quite legible.

With a splash of dark Koloa rum, it makes for a tasty drink.

San Francisco cops can use private cameras to live-monitor 'significant events'

Re: Huh?

"So isn't the underlying issue how many privately owned cameras are pointed at publicly accessible areas?"

Nailed it.

BT CEO orders staff: Back to the office or risk 'disciplinary action'

Excellent summation. Get back to work, you whiners.

Merge shifts Ethereum to full proof-of-stake, price slumps

nonsense

Just read the article and came to conclusion 1)

Ex-Broadcom engineer asks for house arrest over IP theft

Re: What he said isn't relevant, what he did is.

jail time please.

Lenovo launches face-mounted monitor

Re: The best headmounted display

Can’t wait to try it and see if it works ‘good enough’ for me. I design, build and troubleshoot (not my designs, of course) control systems for machinery. So, I frequently wind up in the field whether literally outside or in a cramped room somewhere. It’s a total PITA to try and tape up a drawing in the wind or try to prop up a laptop somewhere with a PDF blown up to 200% scrolling around trying to locate wires and components. I’ve often longed for some kind of heads up display where I could see the drawings in front of me. Even if I would have to lift the glasses up or hang them from my neck to see the actual work and go back and forth I’d bet it would be better than what I’m doing now.