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NASA estimates the size of the hole SpaceX made in the moon

notyetanotherid

Re: 21st Century

The weird thing is that while muricans regularly use yards, feet, inches etc., since the mid 19th century their legal definition has been in terms of metres, so 1 foot is exactly 0.3048m. They are basically a metric country that just generally doesn't know it.

Ransomware curdles production at Coca-Cola's Fairlife dairy biz

notyetanotherid

Re: ultra-filtered milk

> (a) What are Coca-cola doing with milk?

c.f. their "smartwater" brand, where perfectly good spring water is distilled to remove the mineral content then much the same minerals are dissolved back into the distillate, before being bottled and sold with a suitable markup for the trademark pseudo-science involved in creating something nutritionally equivalent to the original spring water.

Photovoltaics are still running after a year under Swiss trains

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Re: 19MWh? are you sure?

... using the online calculator, mentioned below, the average insolation for my installation's location is 2.3 kWh/m2: 1.6 MWh * 2.8/2.3 is, give or take, 1.9. Multiply by 10 for 100 panels and, there it is, 19MWh per year.

notyetanotherid

Re: 19MWh? are you sure?

10 15yo panels facing ESE in Midlands of England generate ~1.6 MWh per year for me.

Where there's a will, AI still has work to do

notyetanotherid

That is it in a nutshell. The current crop of LLMs seem incapable of responding with "I don't know the answer to that" or "I need more information to do that", which would be exhibiting something closer to intelligence than just spouting plausible-looking garbage to get its reward for completing the task.

Trump phone has HTC guts. Tremendous guts. The best guts

notyetanotherid

Re: Surprised

> That they didn't flag up the two missing stripes on the markings while they were at it.

To be charitable to the grifter, I wonder if their marketing team thought it would be good idea for the text "TRUMP MOBILE" to be the thirteenth stripe of the flag, as a sort of brand logo...?

Apple, Google drag cross-platform texting into the encrypted age

notyetanotherid

Re: About damn time

It kinda does matter.

Google Messages phones home with your messaging meta data, https://www.theregister.com/on-prem/2022/03/21/messages-dialer-apps-sent-text-call-info-to-google/855533. So even if the RCS implementation no longer goes via Google servers, if you use Messages they are still going to be "at the center of data graphs connecting me to every Android user I communicate with".

I don't use Google Messages for SMS/MMS for that reason and I don't want to use it for RCS either.

notyetanotherid

Re: About damn time

Anyone know of an Android implementation of RCS that isn't Google Messages?

I am aware of Mei, which as it is described as "Messaging with AI" would be a no for me even without the dozens of recent 'doesn't work' reviews.

Windows update prompt joins the Post Office queue

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Windows also has a setting for "Notify me when a reboot is required to finish updating", the problem being that that setting is studiously ignored when it is set to "Off", as can be seen here...

Water company's leaky security earns near-£1M fine

notyetanotherid

Re: Counter-Productive

> If the ICO actually want to some good for once, how about:-

... but point 1 is unlikely to work either as they will undoubtedly have Directors' and Officers' Liability Insurance in place.

London’s BT Tower to get rooftop swimming pool

notyetanotherid

Re: Do you remember when...

Or maybe the one at Hack Green in Cheshire, https://www.hackgreen.co.uk/.

notyetanotherid

Re: Do you remember when...

I once had a [now] amusing job interview where the prospective employer was interested in my experience with embedded systems and I had to answer most of their questions with "I am not at liberty to answer that." Needless to say a job offer was not forthcoming...

Two men charged over series of arson attacks on 5G masts

notyetanotherid

Re: Technical insight

A newly installed mast near me burned down shortly after it was erected. Reported in the press as "due to an electrical fault". The replacement mast has cameras attached, presumably to record evidence of the electrical faults approaching...

Microsoft updates the Windows Update Experience: You can hit pause now

notyetanotherid

Re: A step backwards

And having a setting for "Notify me when a reboot is required to finish updating", which is studiously ignored when set to "Off", so all those Windows-based signage displays have a big reboot prompt obscuring part of the screen every few weeks.

US clarifies mobile hotspots part of foreign router ban despite rarity of American made consumer kit

notyetanotherid

Top 20, surely?

NASA reckons the Artemis II heat shield performed like a champ

notyetanotherid

Re: maneuver

manœuvre

England's school phone ban gets teeth, just in time to bite no one

notyetanotherid

Re: Disjointed thinking

> The current proposal is to ban phones from school sites

Not really, the amendment's actual wording is: "all schools in England must have a policy that prohibits the use and possession of smartphones by pupils during the school day." but it is also "to be implemented as the relevant school leader considers appropriate", so the app sign-up use case should be allowable.

Of course there is "provide for exemptions for medical devices" so any entitled little Timmy/Flossie who really wants to use their phone during the day will probably just get themselves a connected blood glucose monitor or similar...

Server-room lock was nothing but a crock

notyetanotherid

Any such state machine should only reset to state 0 after the required number of digits in the code have been pressed otherwise you significantly reduce the number of key presses required to brute-force test every possible combination: e.g. if you reset immediately a wrong digit is entered, hitting 0123456789 tests up to 7 4-digit codes

Firefox 149 adds a free VPN and finally plays nice with Linux dialogs

notyetanotherid

Re: Menus

... around here, we call the 9 square dots version the waffle button.

And apparently there is also a two horizontal lines version, known as alt-burger or veggie burger. Why have one menu button style when you can have six?

Smart mirror shows dumb Windows in elevator

notyetanotherid

Re: Props to the photographer

... must be that shadowy Minecraft figure standing behind the cardboard that took the photo...

US struck Iran with copies of its own drones

notyetanotherid

Re: a bit of an over reaction just to deflect attention

e.g. this one at 7:48 pm on 29 Nov 2011:

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

Hide from Meta's spyglasses with this new Android app

notyetanotherid

Try turning on the 'Foreground' option, it seems to need that to be on to keep scanning, but it was set to off by default when I installed.

Claude Code's prying AIs read off-limits secret files

notyetanotherid

Re: No

> ... I’m not seeing in this article Anthropic’s response to El Reg’s inquiries. Nor a note that your media contact at the company (which is surely a major part of this beat) declined comment.

Did you not read all the way to the end? The penultimate paragraph of the article is : "Anthropic did not respond to a request for comment."

Watchdog says US weather alerts are getting lost in translation

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Headmaster

Re: Perhaps there is no need for 'AI'

--> firkin ( a 9 imperial gallon cask)

High Court to grill London cops over live facial recognition creep

notyetanotherid

From legislation.gov.uk, it should only apply for anti-social behaviour within the definition in the Anti-social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Act 2014:

s50(1): If a constable in uniform has reason to believe that a person has engaged, or is engaging, in anti-social behaviour. he may require that person to give his name and address to the constable.

and in Anti-social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Act 2014:

(2) In this Part “anti-social behaviour” means—

(a) conduct that has caused, or is likely to cause, harassment, alarm or distress to any person,

(b) conduct capable of causing nuisance or annoyance to a person in relation to that person's occupation of residential premises, or

(c) conduct capable of causing housing-related nuisance or annoyance to any person.

Microsoft illegally installed cookies on schoolkid's tech, data protection ruling finds

notyetanotherid

Re: Default On.

Kinda related...

Now that the Information Commissioner in the UK has basically given their blessing to the 'Pay or OK' extortion model for tracking cookie prompts, nearly every newspaper website has turned it on. So let's say a teacher asks their students to research a news story from a variety of news sources to compare the angles from which the reports were written, how are the students supposed to do so? They are not going be in a position to pay to avoid tracking cookies, but as minors they cannot give informed consent to the 'OK' to tracking option. In this case, presumably by clicking through to the story the tracking cookies will also be illegally placed?

ATM maintenance tech broke the bank by forgetting to return a key

notyetanotherid

Re: Could be worse

... I think that secret has long been out as they are readily available for sale on e.g. ebay.

CISA flags actively exploited Office relic alongside fresh HPE flaw

notyetanotherid

Re: WAT El'Reg?

> Where do we let 16-year olds vote?

Scotland, Wales, Isle of Man and the Channel Islands.

Also Nicaragua, Brazil, Ecuador, Estonia, Austria and Malta.

DVSA's clapped-out booking system gets bot slapped as new boss rides in

notyetanotherid

Re: It's been a disgrace for years

> IDK, these days, but at least a dozen.

It is currently 13 minor faults for a fail. Examiners are supposed to use a "13th fault test" before recording any minor fault, i.e. if this was the 13th fault, was it sufficient that you would you record it and fail the learner?

Whatever legitimate places AI has, inside an OS ain't one

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Stop

Re: Integral to the OS

. . . and in a mobile browser, now you don't even get that far. Instead you just get a message that to continue you need to install the MS 'Coprolite' app, before getting redirected to the app store's page for it. You have to use the browser's view desktop site option to be able get anywhere near the 365 homepage.

EU biometric border system launch hits inevitable teething problems

notyetanotherid

Re: Geez

Or slightly damp.

Who gets a Mac at work? Here's how companies decide

notyetanotherid

Yes, they do. Terrible, as ever.

How chatbots are coaching vulnerable users into crisis

notyetanotherid

Re: Obsequious bots

... so close: if only you had used an em dash instead of the hyphen.

For what it is worth I asked a bot to "write a short comment in praise of a contributor to an online tech forum." and it came up with (complete with the obligatory em dash):

Thank you for your insightful contributions and dedication to the community — your expertise and willingness to help make this forum a better place for everyone!

How your mouse could eavesdrop on you and rat you out

notyetanotherid
notyetanotherid

Re: Is that written by Microsoft?! Apple?

African or European swallow?

Kicked from RubyGems, maintainers forge new home at Gem Cooperative

notyetanotherid

Re: The woke mob .... At last the Truth is out there !!!

> Well the Roman empire spanned most of Europe, the near east and parts of North Africa. Yes, a lot of the people the Romans fought were not white but the Romans WERE. It was the Romans that invadED Britian.

I suggest that you do some research on diversity in the Roman army. The significant requirement was citizenship. Roman citizens were not just from the city of Rome, or even just from Italy, but the entire empire (as you note, including Africa and the near east). Supplying men for the legions was a central part of the process of becoming part of the empire. Heck, even the emperor Septimius Severus (came to Britain in 208, died in Britain in 211) was born in what is now Libya...

The idea that the Roman army that invaded Britain was entirely what you would presumably consider white is balderdash.

UK police caught slacking off by jamming their keyboards while working from home

notyetanotherid

Re: lengthy periods when the only activity is single keystrokes

> I often come back to find pages and pages of a single letter in the document I was working on.

See Brian Bilston's poem ‘On ‘;..p’[[[[[[[[[[[[[;’;////////////////////////3,’ (sorry that the link is to facetwit): https://www.facebook.com/BrianBilston/posts/1094388909395490/

Zero-day deja vu as another Cisco IOS bug comes under attack

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Black Helicopters

Re: Zero‑day vulnerability in the Cisco IOS

... because the specially crafted packet was only supposed to be known to the TLA spooks ...?

Google is very sorry for pulling down COVID misinfo and pledges never to use outside fact-checkers

notyetanotherid

Re: xTube?

Symptoms of what would now be described as ADHD were written about in medical literature in the 18th century, whereas paracetamol was not first made until the mid 19th.

1,200 undergrads hung out to dry after jailbreak attack on laundry machines

notyetanotherid

Re: Laundry machines

> It’s got to be students.

At my uni halls back in the mists of time, the tumble drier coin-op mechanism triggered a cycle slightly before the coin dropped so you could twist it back to start position and add as many cycles as you needed with one coin. And the really tight-fisted would tape a thread to the coin to retrieve it from the slot and not pay at all...

Florida jury throws huge fine at Tesla in Autopilot crash

notyetanotherid

Re: Flawed technology

> The same driving instructor that told me "well - you are never going to fail your test for going too slow".

At least in the UK, (s)he was wrong: failure to make 'adequate safe progress' during a driving test will result in a serious fault and a fail will be recorded.

Ransomware crews don't care about your endpoint security – they've already killed it

notyetanotherid

Re: Please sir …

Quite! While most ElReg readers are going to be techie, having to read to the fourth paragraph before finding the phrase "endpoint detection and response products" to trigger the lightbulb moment, is a bit much...

Californian man so furious about forced Windows 11 upgrade that he's suing Microsoft

notyetanotherid

Re: Being sensible for a moment

... not since 2015 when the Sale of Goods Act 1979 was mostly superseded by the Consumer Rights Act 2015.

Ex-OpenAI engineer pulls the curtain back on a chaotic hot mess

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Pint

Chin Chin

> "OpenAI is incredibly bottoms-up, especially in research,"

I am not sure that phrase means what he thinks it does....

Post Office and Fujitsu execs 'should have known' Horizon IT system was flawed

notyetanotherid

Re: The scandal continues

Probably worth a couple of minutes to read this: https://www.postofficescandal.uk/post/prof-moorhead-crass-does-not-come-close/

Tim Cook's Tim Cook stepping down from Apple

notyetanotherid

To me, the word "numerous" is a weird qualification in that sentence, when talking about someone with 27 years of service...

"... his contribution to Apple..." would have been fine.

"... his innumerable contributions ..." would work too.

But am I wrong in thinking that "numerous" just seems to be damning with faint praise, and could be read as something along the lines of "occasionally useful"?

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