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Police National Legal Database confirms data theft after dark web leak

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Email work addresses

Years ago when I was in a company that provided IT work to some police forces there was an encrypted email service called CJSM: Criminal Justice Secure Mail. But the customer contacts did not always use it, or their work addresses - they sometimes sent from Gmail.

If they want secure data that kind of thing needs to be banned and enforced.

I can still remember the name of the man with by far the highest number of password resets.

C programmers commit fresh crimes against readability

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Re: I must be a real thicko...

Similar to code fragments in perl man pages I suggest this step.

Retype the offending || text making sure to use the right character and not just one that looks like it.

Infosec professionals sour on automated pentesting tools

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I've long believed pe testing is oversold because it captures attention that should mostly be on better (and maybe duller) forms of vulnerability assessment.

Around a decade ago my manager gave us a 1600-page PDF listing alleged defects in 5 servers. This was output from a network scanning tool. It claimed the latest Ted Hat was running a version (1.2) of rpcbind with format bugs discovered in 1998. Of course anyone unpacking the SRPM sees this has been patched long ago and the warning is bunk. The 1.2 banner seen on the network functions more as a protocol version than a software version. When I pointed this out the manager just decided I must know less about it than the people behind the scanner.

Meanwhile oodles of faults in filemodes and configuration and software not visible on the network go unreported.

UK school’s network left wide open for invasion, student found

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Re: Should have done a Feynman

Same Guy

Marketing demanded IT add website feature that was already working

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Re: Been there, done that

I worked at a place where users would fairly often claim a device was broken as a reason for needing the new model. But return the old device - certainly not as they need it.

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I was at a job where a customer TLS certificate needed to be replaced as the old one was close to expiry. I was aware of this task coming up but it got handled by someone else. Then the customer complained the site had the self-signed-cert warning and it wasn't good .

Viewing in both IE and Firefox showed one had a working cert chain (what the other employee had seen) but the other browser used by the customer did not have it.

Investigation with the openssl s_client connect host whatever showed the cert chain was incomplete and one browser had fixed it up from another cert it had that fit.

I searched the web for this missing cert and added it to the file on the web server and the job was completed.

To gain root access at this company, all an intruder had to do was ask nicely

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Re: Things I've seen recently

One country in an o international bank solved the problem of getting work done while minimising root access.

By setting an individual user's ac to UID 0. (Contrary to policy etc.)

Then acted like this was sensible in the "what we saw; what do you know about this" discussion.

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Re: Things I've seen recently

By the time the head of information security at a bank was arguing that it was ok to not use TLS on the customer logon page I was gloomily staring at the email wondering is this even worth answering ... he won't read anything I write same as he didn't read any explanation of TLS even at the level the customer should know to check website before entering credentials

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I had a stranger (not displaying ID badge);sit next to me in the open plan office and work on his laptop. After a few minutes he asked how to connect to the network.

I took a look at him and was about to reply something like:

I'm 75% expecting this to be a social engineering test but if you think we in the security department are going to help you get network access without seeing a badge you can write down that you were denied.

Before I've got that said it turns out another colleague knew him.

The latest innovation in UK public transport: Schrödinger's trains

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Miss Prism could have left something blocking a cooling fan.

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Re: Adams not Schrödinger

Try not to steal his biscuits.

NHS code clampdown draws open source backlash

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Re: I smell special interests

That's what happens when you get your staff to write a speech. Has it been fully demagnetised?

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Re: Downside of developing in public

I worked where patches were much neglected so I wrote to our non-technical architect suggesting we might try where possible not to install risky s/w on servers if not needed. I suggested major kinds of risky s/w included mail transfer agents, printing software and X-windows.

He replied that none of these were risky. He didn't know I found CVE-2001-1198.

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I'm sceptical of the idea "AI is now much better at finding and exploiting bugs than skilled people". Projects (e.g. Curl) have been flooded by dubious attempts to claim bug bounties.

Anyway if AI really had that ability it would not be much obstructed by hiding the source .. it would just do the same crunching on the binaries.

60% of MD5 password hashes are crackable in under an hour

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Try the command:

openssl speed md5

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It took till December 2003 for ;login: to give a good kicking to the traditional DES variant limited to 8 chars.

https://www.usenix.org/publications/login/december-2003-volume-28-number-6/end-crypt-passwords-please

BOFH: If the meatbags can't agree on aircon, AI will decide for them

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Re: Thermostats

At one job I proposed disconnecting the thermostat (and adding a new hidden one) without telling anyone.

If they felt better playing with the unused control no harm is done.

Researchers didn’t want to glamorize cybercrims. So they roasted them

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This old classic article

https://www.ranum.com/security/computer_security/editorials/dumb/

Says, among other things:

The #4th dumbest thing information security practitioners can do is implicitly encourage hackers by lionizing them. The media plays directly into this, by portraying hackers, variously, as "whiz kids" and "brilliant technologists"

Brilliant backups that kept data alive for ages landed web developer in big trouble

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Re: And if you do need to keep them both live

Get on with it while you still have time to complain about Attenborough.

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Re: And if you do need to keep them both live

I was thinking Ratner or Geraldine and Daphne (nobody's perfect) but the gorilla fits too

Blustering Blackbeard's PC was all at sea, sysadmin got him shipshape in seconds

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I had a user trying and failing to log in with a new account while using CAPS LOCK. I pointed this out but she was sure (all) computers didn't care about this.

Linus Torvalds and friends tell The Reg how Linux solo act became a global jam session

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I remember SysAdmin about 1997 carrying Red Hat ads saying this is the OS for people who write their own device drivers faster than the vendor can send them.

UK.gov launches cyber 'lockdown' campaign as 80% of orgs still leave door open

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Maybe I should write that book

The one based on my experience where it's easy for management to do pretend security.

For example the time the lying head of Unix Engineering told my manager I had backdoors after I helped one of his staff get root by a method he didn't know.

Final step to put new website into production deleted it instead

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Re: Ah, the old "rm -rf *" command

I knew people who let an unset variable prevent them from deleting user accounts for years. They had a script hooked into the user deletion work and without a counter it had an infinite loop.

Patch or perish: Vulnerability exploits now dominate intrusions

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This reminds me of when my manager (Revolting Richard) insisted a certain bug did not exist despite the fact I had found it and reported to the vendor 9 years earlier.

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Re: Phishing attack - how to help take down

Somewhere around 20 years ago there were 2 phish reporting sites (not gov) and I provided input to them.

I then rigged my MTA to send wrongly addressed mail (luser_relay feature) into a program that checked for links where the visible link and the real link were both https?: but they were not the same. Those got sent to the phish report sites. I then went out to work.

12 hours later I had 16000 recognised phishes and because I put no rate limit on my program the reporting sites blocked me.

AWS's inevitable destiny: becoming the next Lumen

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Re: So the future is built on clueless devs who trust fully AI?

Internal IT which doesn't produce obvious costs is in some large companies completely unsupervised. Get told to do thing: think sorta gets done badly and nobody asks any questions. Or if they do they are ignored.

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Multi

If I had a decent amount of cloud infrastructure some backups would be in another cloud.

Bank of England: Financial sector failing to implement basic cybersecurity controls

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Re: Incentives

I can think of managers I might be prepared to get jailed under those terms!

Boffins probe commercial AI models, find an entire Harry Potter book

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Re: I can believe it

Richard Burton apparently had to tell Winston Churchill one Hamlet in a play is enough.

User insisted their screen was blank, until admitting it wasn't

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Re: Go, Look, See

Anderson's rewriting of atomic physics makes positive and negative charges into forward and backward.

"Poul Anderson's "Uncleftish Beholding" is a famous essay explaining atomic theory using a deliberately simplified, Germanic-rooted English, avoiding Latin/Greek words like "atom," instead coining "uncleft" (un-cleft/undivided) and "uncleftish" (atomic), demonstrating linguistic purism and showing how science might have ..."

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Re: Error message

I was caught at work saying I hate people who can't read. I corrected it to people who can't read shouldn't work in IT

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Re: Nifty-Looking Desktop Computer Cases

There is a range of work lockers with a sloping top .

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Re: Solicitors...

I used a mainframe where if you called a file List: THING.LST it got deleted overnight.

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I had someone tell me the message on the screen as a series of LETTERS rather than words. As soon as a computer was involved he lost the ability to read.

I've also seen a screen with brightness all the way down.

And (this one puzzled me for a minute) the computer has 2 video outlets and meaningful results require plugging into the right one.

I was a part-time DBA. After this failover foul-up, they hired a full-time DBA

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Re: sewage sorting

I remember IBM's packaging saying accept the conditions on this CD before you unwrap it.

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Re: RTFM. Has failing to do so led you into trouble?

I remember great shock the first time I found d that.

getopt command line treatment is often far from advertised too

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Re: Beat me to it.

Mrs Farnworth raised children dippy enough to miss the real best line

Minority Report: Now with more spreadsheets and guesswork

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Re: Start with cleaning up SW1A 0AA

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Fixed paren syntax

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Re: Unintended consequences

Imagine if the map didn't get updated for two weeks so Plod phones the IT company and it turns out an rsync job has got stuck so no new data got delivered. There was a lock preventing two attempts at the same time

The rsync job was wrapped in a timer of a few hours to enforce complete or quit.

Prohibition never works, but that didn't stop the UK's Online Safety Act

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Stefan Brands had a solution to that 25 years ago.

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Extreme !

I'm pretty sure it's a bad idea to make UK the most extreme ANYTHING whether that is restricted Internet, first to net zero or anything else (including good things).

Tech support team won pay rise for teaching customers how to RTFM

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While working at Vodafone I answered somebody's question with an email ; about 2 sentences from me plus a link to a Wikipedia page that had a diagram.

I got a reply about being so good at explaining.

Security pros are drowning in threat-intel data and it's making everything more dangerous

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There's some truth in that. There are also poor configurations and poor understanding of what people use.

And there's a whole lot of attitude around "there can't be any security problem with our work and if anybody says there is we will reject their ideas". Security staff are wasting their time in an organisation that won't fix anything .

Junior sysadmin’s first lines of code set off alarms. His next lot crashed the company

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Together with testing every operation for success.

Upgrade package (failed with full disk) ; migrate data anyway .. asking for trouble.

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Re: sysadmin ... become a developer

I had to deal with new staff disposed to believe any server would have ONE IP that they called THE IP and I showed them a bunch of real data proving that was uncommon.

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Re: sysadmin ... become a developer

Aren't the most useful details of a printer where it is and what kind it is?

I've been asked to support a printer by someone who couldn't tell me anything about it at all. I resorted to sending test print jobs to the printers I could reach online asking whoever found them to phone me.

Torvalds' typing taste test touches tactile tragedy

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Cooper Pair

> Model M is the Steinway, the Stradivarius of the qwerty world

Tommy Cooper found in his attack a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt.

Unfortunately Stradivari couldn't paint and Rembrandt made terrible violins.

IBM scores perfect 10 ... vulnerability in mission-critical OS AIX

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Re: So much for....

About 1998-9 Troy Bollinger did a great job of handling the batch of bug reports gave him on AIX 4.1. One of which was library code and he pointed me to other vendors.

Governments can't seem to stop asking for secret backdoors

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Every other government from North Korea, Iran, and France will be able to obtain everything MPs put in the platform.

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