* Posts by ItWasn'tMe

30 posts • joined 7 Dec 2018

We're all at sea: Navigation Royal Navy style – with plenty of IT but no GPS

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Capt Pugwash

References incoming in 3.. 2.. 1..

You can 'go your own way' over GDPR, says UK's new Information Commissioner

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Gimp

Re: the "United Kingdom is entitled to take Fleetwood Mac's advice and 'Go your Own Way'

We'll just expect the usual sordid Tango in the Night with our politicians.

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Pint

Re: proviso

V good, have one on me, with or without a symbol on it...

Hey – how did you get in here? Number one app security weakness of 2021 was borked access control, says OWASP

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Needs to be announced to music

https://youtu.be/bY85ET2gXGQ

Not sure if you left pondians have an equivalent tune?

Leaked Guntrader firearms data file shared. Worst case scenario? Criminals plot UK gun owners' home addresses in Google Earth

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Re: Storage

No you can't.

The fixed barrel must be 30cm minimum.

Any moderater would be an addition to that overall length.

Likewise the 'stock' (common to be just a bar) is fixed to the firearm during manufacturing.

Subcontractors working on CityFibre's £45m Derby rollout threaten to 'rip up tarmac' in dispute over payments

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Shit not happening

Be careful what you inline: Defunct video-hosting domain used to inject smut flicks into news articles, more

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Coat

Click to enlarge

Indeed

Devilish plans for your next app update ensure they never happen – unless you start praying

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Re: Ahhh

Would he always be taking the piss?

VMs were a fad fit for the Great Recession. Containers’ time has finally come

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Re: If you had to start from scratch...

Namespaces anyone?

How much would you pay me to develop a COVID tracking app that actually works? Ah, thought so: nothing

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Re: Tea....

Hmmm, is there an auditor qualification?

NHS Digital booking website had unexpected side effect: It leaked people's jab status

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FAIL

Queen of Carnage

One wonders if someone has branched out from her 'can't track and don't trace' day job?

1Password has none, KeePass has none... So why are there seven embedded trackers in the LastPass Android app?

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Coat

Re: No need for such triffilings

Password1# surely.

Can't forget that outdated requirement to include a special character...

Pandemic? Check. World in peril? Check. CES is on? Check. So of course Bluetooth Smart Masks are now a thing

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Is that the one where the mic gain goes up to 11?

This product is terrible. Can you deliver it in 20 years’ time when it becomes popular?

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"A cheese and onion union jack tickler it is."

Sorry, not allowed to add as a url yet.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DCtAfSOLcHEE&ved=2ahUKEwjxksqZqt3tAhXQMMAKHVmMBJ8QjjgwAXoECAgQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2rrFqICSo5hZmjd8qC_gWN

With so many cloud services dependent on it, Azure Active Directory has become a single point of failure for Microsoft

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Re: I suggest "data centre"

"Digital fog" it is then..

Surprise! That £339 world's first 'anti-5G' protection device is just a £5 USB drive with a nice sticker on it

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Re: Big savings! Now!

Don't you need some other gere (allegedly) as well?

Guess who’s laughing most of the way to the Splunk, despite revenue miss and nervous customers?

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Devil

Re: "data being a luxury"

With many business IT products moving to only being offered as SaaS, The Cloud may become a necessary evil for some who wish to use such product / services.

Beer gut-ted: As many as '70 million pints' spoiled during coronavirus pandemic must be destroyed in Britain

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Go

Re: A.R.S.E

Could I suggest ARSE becomes a department, and make it a combined effort with the Redistribution And Transportation folks?

R.A.T.A.R.S.E.D

Resistance is futile: Some Cisco security appliances are ticking time bombs of fail thanks to faulty resistors

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Mushroom

Counterfeit parts

I know of a similar issue with counterfeit parts (diodes) that entered the supply chain of major US telecom vendor in the early/mid 2000s (merged & bought twice since).

As a UK based engineer I had to visit our UK and Ireland staging areas and inspect products waiting to be sent to customer sites, as the company didn't know when (time frame) they were used in the manufacturing process.

BTW, these diodes were used in the -48v dc power circuits and would/could fail spectacularly! Hence icon.

Why should the UK pensions watchdog be able to spy on your internet activities? Same reason as the Environment Agency and many more

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Wonder what the detection stat's are for that?

Something a bit phishy in your inbox? You can now email suspected frauds straight to Blighty's web takedown cops

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Meh

Yep, drown it in false positives. Presumably the automation workloads have been specified to cater for this.

A paper clip, a spool of phone wire and a recalcitrant RS-232 line: Going MacGyver in the wonderful world of hotel IT

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Trollface

Interface poker

I'll see your RS-232 and raise with a V.35

It's us, only backwards. DXC registers new corporate entity: World, meet *drum roll* CXD Infrastructure Solutions

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CWB

Could have followed Kubrick & Clarke's idea when IBM wouldn't play ball

LTO-8 tape media patent lawsuit cripples supply as Sony and Fujifilm face off in court

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Facepalm

Long Time Overdue?

See title ^

Sex and drugs and auto-tune: What motivates a millennial perp?

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The Reflex

Following the Barbarella reference I was expecting a Duran Duran clip at the end.

AI has automated everything including this headline curly bracket semicolon

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Re: Robot journalism and ethics

Isn't that what an electric monk is for?

Gather round, friends. Listen close. It's time to list the five biggest lies about 5G

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Re: The madness is everywhere

Ah, constructing the questions to get the desired answer. Do they really believe that such false/unrealistic assumptions won't be spotted at a later date?

Ah, this military GPS system looks shoddy but expensive. Shall we try to break it?

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Re: Not only Military

Remember, stores are for storing...

NHS needs to pull its finger out and prep staff for future robotics, genomics, data-led healthcare

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Re: Don't worry about the IT, what about the staff

Talking of which...

https://youtu.be/tKodtNFpzBA

Expired cert... Really? #O2down meltdown shows we should fear bungles and bugs more than hackers

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Re: Was this

Alternatively I have first hand experience of a UK telco that did act as a CA, but then managed to 'lose' the passphrase to their root cert! You couldn't make it up

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