* Posts by IareFlash

23 posts • joined 4 Dec 2018

Trump issues toothless exec order to show donors, fans he's doing something about those Twitter twerps

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Don't blame the gun...

So if BLOTUS is trying to make Social Medial responsible for content; can we not use this "flawless" logic to make gun manufacturers responsible for their content.

Or would that be too much?

He doesn't want to talk about that particular elephant any more.

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Lets be honest, he is having a blast

This 73 year old wanker (not fact checked) has managed to lie and cheat through his life to get himself rich, a media star of his own TV show and now POTUS trying to sign into the constitution laws that stop people saying not nice things about him. He literally does not give a fuck any more. If he died tomorrow he would die with a smile on his face.

His campaign polices come straight from Jacob Zuma; the reason he wants to stop mail-in-ballots is so he can give his voters free fried chicken outside the voting booths when they tick the right box.

He does what he wants, he says what he wants and nothing and nobody will stop him. Even if he is pulled up in court and made accountable, by the time the case is completed he will most likely be dead from old age.

Have any of the media ever asked him "Do you honestly give a fuck about anything or anyone other than yourself?"

I blame the parents.

Made-up murder claims, threats to kill Twitter, rants about NSA spying – anything but mention 100,000 US virus deaths, right, Mr President?

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Great piece

Well done. Cutting through the BS and keeping it "real"

Turns out Elon can't control the weather – what a scrub: Rain, clouds delay historic manned SpaceX-NASA launch

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Ginger Baboon getting dangerously in on the picture

Was it just me or was it inordinately foolhardy of SpaceX/NASA to allow the big OrangeOneKanobhead fly over the site in Airforce1.

I thought airspace around rocket launches, especially one as prestigious as this one was closed for safety reasons?

"I'm da Pres and I wanna fly over the frickin launch!"

Possibly a chance to pass the superb achievement as one of his own perhaps.

Driveway karaoke singer who wanted to lift lockdown spirits cops council noise complaint

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Health System Cost Cuts

A case of care in the community gone wrong? Poor bugger cannot win.

What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. El Reg needs you

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Rectoplasty

N:surgical repair of the anus and rectum

Need I say more.

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Tiny little hamlet of Chigley

Something so diametrically opposite of what the Cash Factory is.

For those of you under 40 or over the pond, Chigley was one of the three imaginary hamlets - Trumpton, Camberwick Green and Chigley used to make a stop go animation childrens series in the late 60s and was just delightful and enchanting. Everything that the Cash Factory isn't.

From attacked engineers to a crypto-loving preacher with a questionable CV: Yep, it's still very much 5G silly season

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Re: Repeating History....?

Love it! Fucktards the lot of 'em.

From Amanda Holden to petrol-filled water guns: It has been a weird week for 5G

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People who demonstrate an IQ lower than that of their garden (or pot plant on the balcony)....

Should not be allowed on social media.

D minus for the fucktards allowing this rubbish to be published too.

Britain is a nation of bored shopkeepers who love to stand in queues complaining about how long the queue is, and this is another classic example.

Get a hobby.

World's smallest violin to be played for opportunistic sellers banned from eBay and Amazon for price gouging

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Yeah, what fxxking bellend idiot paid $210 for a few bottles of hand sanitizer?

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Crowd source

Lets play a game (no, not Fatties game)

Spend the hours "working from home" browsing the online retailers looking for these pricing gobsmackers and then grass them up to someone.

I suspect for 90% of the working from home workforce its only the grassing up bit which would make a change from their normal working from home regime.

Theranos vampire lives on: Owner of failed blood-testing biz's patents sues maker of actual COVID-19-testing kit

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!!! REALLY !!!

To much shouting and massive overuse of exclamation marks (! In case you didn't know)

Everyone (outside of America) knows its nothing to do with right or wrong, the US justice system operates depending on rich you are.

Grab a towel and pour yourself a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster because The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is 42

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Re: Anybody fancy a game of...

I'd love to, then after can we flollop and vollue just for a lark?

Apple: EU can't make us use your stinking common charging standard

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Coat

How are you question Apple!

Obviously you do not know that *everything* Apple do and make is innovative?

How dare you dare to question the money making innovation Apple continue to blind their faithful with.

Android is a load of bollocks and built on a crappy Linux kernel... oh wait....

I bet you drink instant tea with artificial sweetener!

'Not normal': Dell and NetApp price war puts crimp in Pure Storage revenue growth

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Re: There's no price war

Dell would only buy Pure for their customer base, but 90% of Pure's customer base is already a Dell customer.

IP? Well EMC successfully sued Pure for the use of DD IP in their kit so nothing to be had their.

Cisco were always favourite but now they have sorted that arena out....

Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia accused of hacking Jeff Bezos' phone with malware-laden WhatsApp message

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Get your patient pads out....

There is a device waiting to be invented, a device that wipes your phone every night then does a restore to some previously known good state...

Obviously something needs to ensure your backup is not compromised (plug for Index Engines) or something.

Tea tipplers are more likely to live longer, healthier lives than you triple venti pumpkin-syrup soy-milk latte-swilling fiends

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Re: Unfortunately,

Herbal tea = Not tea

In general plants that are not tea (leaves) in water are called a swamp.

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Love Tea, Drinkers

You only have to mention the blessed cuppa on this website and within minutes you have more prose on the subject than the combined works of Shakespeare.

Flame away dear tea imbibers lets have a brewhahahaha!

Bewleys English Breakfast, 1 sugar, full fat milk.

I thank you.

IareFlash

Re: missing details

Woke for the win!

You're praying your biz won't be preyed upon? Have you heard of our lord and savior NVMe?

IareFlash

Anyone want a bit of cache?

Most 21st Century storage arrays use a cache based architecture so we are already talking to the storage at NAND speeds, how the architecture handles the NVM/SCM drives is where the clever stuff comes in.

NVMeoF is the real hero in this conversation.

Euro data centre club throws itself to the li-ions – to the delight of battery vendor members

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Explosion anyone?

The one big disadvantage to Li-ion batteries is they love to explode. And we all know how careful sparkies can be in a DC. After all most DC power issues are not down to grid failure but down to a dropped screwdriver across two terminals (no I never did) so the likelihood of a scenario of a Li-ion battery setting on fire because of miss - ahem - handling is pretty high!

They said yes, grins Dell Technologies: Expects to go public this month

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Look into my eyes...

Don´t look around the eyes.

BOOM! And there you have it

...a publicly traded company, errrrm. Again.

Dell EMC and more HPE arrays embrace storage-class memory

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Re: Applications need much more than just SCM

¿Just how long have you worked for NetApp?

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