* Posts by Bunker_MonkeyUK

11 posts • joined 19 Nov 2018

UK to Chinese telecoms giant: From 5G in Tiree to the Isles of Ebony, carry me on the waves… Sail Huawei, sail Huawei, sail Huawei

Bunker_MonkeyUK

Re: So your business sensitive commercial data about a government contract

Yeah but on your £2k government-owned laptop, it would have been bought without the connectivity included due to security concerns... Only then to have the additional 5G card bought and paid for later on citing poor speeds with 3G/4G using your goverment VPN......

Bunker_MonkeyUK
Coat

Who do we have to blame for this?

Ourselves, well anyone who voted Tory at the last election, look what mess they've got us into!

I'll get my coat, its the one with the massive bottle of bourbon in it to drown my sorrows with.

Chrome suddenly using Bing after installing Office 365 Pro Plus... Yeah, that might have been us, mumbles Microsoft

Bunker_MonkeyUK
Trollface

"I am altering the deal, pray that I dont alter it any further"....

......Darth Nadella

Pack your bags! NASA's latest exoplanet hunter satellite finds its first Earth-sized world in a habitable zone – and it's only 100 light years away

Bunker_MonkeyUK
Coat

Mines the one.....

with the keys to the Millenium Falcon in the pocket.

Digital Ministry merry-go-round set to continue as Nicky Morgan reappointed, made a life peer

Bunker_MonkeyUK
Facepalm

Government and IT........?

I wish they would appoint somone who actually has a clue.......

5yrs of this, and I am glad that I didn't vote for it.

No wonder Bezos wants to move industry into orbit: In space, no one can hear you* scream

Bunker_MonkeyUK
Alien

Everyone appears to have forgotten about one thing....

Our alien friends who already have eco-friendly anti-gravity engines and such......

USAF spaceplane back on Earth after mystery 2-year jaunt in orbit. Jeepers creepers, what has it been doing up here?

Bunker_MonkeyUK
Alien

Trip to Eben

Maybe just maybe they actually took some proper spam to Eben, its about 9 month trip........?

First water world exoplanet spotted – and thankfully no sign of Kevin Costner, rejoice!

Bunker_MonkeyUK

Only 111LY

Better get our alien friends to go and take a look.

Happy Christmas! Bloodhound SSC refuelled by Yorkshire business chap

Bunker_MonkeyUK
Pint

That man deserves a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Health secretary Matt Hancock assembles brains trust: OK, guys. Let's cure NHS IT

Bunker_MonkeyUK

It'll never happen, unless its going to benefit the Hospital PR (where I had experience) it won't get the backing. It had PR backing until it actually came to putting £££ where the boards mouth were, then it died a death it seems...... So until then data theft is still a major risk to patients and their data by swiftly removing paper notes from the hand push trolleys!

Azure, Office 365 go super-secure: Multi-factor auth borked in Europe, Asia, USA

Bunker_MonkeyUK

Can we petition MS to rename it?

'Cloudy McCloudface'?

Rolls of the tongue alot better I think?

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