* Posts by EVP

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World's richest man posts memes as $44b Twitter acquisition veers off course

EVP

Re: Cut him a break

Indeed, Elop was money wise an amateur compared to Musk. The real difference is that Musk has a personal stake in the game, but Elop (that M$’s mole) just burned other peoples’ money, and collected bonuses himself. Both destroyed* a large technology company. Musk’s actions are much more entertaining, though. There was nothing funny in the demise of Nokia mobile phones. I judge the game 2-1 to Musk.

* I think we can use past tense in the case of Twitter too.

It would take a 'catastrophic' recession to stop tech spend growth, says IBM boss

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Re: Magical thinking

“As I talk to CEOs and CIOs across the globe, almost none of them are talking about cutting down technology spending," he said.

I call that bullshit, He is just trying to secure his bonuses by laying FOMO upon people who are in charge of IT expenditure. Do not trust him.

Multi-tasker Musk expects to reduce time at Twitter, seek another leader

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Help wanted

“CEO wanted. No experience required. Bring Your Own Parachute.”

I’m available, where do I sign? I promise to do better than the current CEO.

Only iPhone 15 Pro models will have higher data transfer speeds on USB-C – analyst

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Re: Coby > Apple

Yes. The way Lightning connector plugs in is superior to any USB connector. Another plus is that it stays connected, which is not the case with USB-C. Third, it’s also easy to clean.

I don’t know if Lightning would be elecrically suitable for higher transmission speeds, though. In any case, I’ll be sad to see it go.

Elon Musk issues ultimatum to Twitter staff: Go hardcore or go home

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Re: Deadwood

Hello May Kapakket, I've just inherited a small amount of money, around $50,000. I'm happy to inform you that I'm willing to invest all of it to pay expenses required to collect the money you mentioned. Meet me at Schiphol next Wednesday at 14:00, gate 14, to agree how to proceed...

EVP

Re: For Gods Sake ..... please stop !!!!

“ Ukraine IS important, COVID is important, Climate Change IS important”

Important, yes. Entertaining, no.

This epic Twatter saga in its turn is best-of-the-breed entertainment. Thanks E!

EVP

Re: Waste El-Reg Space

Indeed, we should not forget crypto. Pocorn retailers will be enjoying record sales soon.

EVP
Mushroom

Re: The universal answer to all things you're "forced" to sign.

Just think about it. He’s asking employees to sign a “pledge” to become his serfs. Ha-haa, the whole story is a funny joke. No?

Stay clear, my head is about to explode.

Starlink purchases 'Twitter takeover' ad package, Musk dismisses it as 'tiny'

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Pint

Re: a package known as Twitter 'takeover'

The best explanation I’ve read so far.

Twitter engineer calls out Elon Musk for technical BS in unusual career move

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Re: The app doesn't make RPC calls?

Yes, but I hate it when transport layer drops some data packets on to lower level.

Go ahead, be rude. You don't know it now, but it will cost you $350,000

EVP

You get what you order

Long time ago I called our insurance company’s emergency line. They promised to cover all expenses, guaranteed, and off I went to get supplies by taxi. When the time came, they refused to cover transportation costs. Phone recording of the earlier conversation was mysteriously ”lost”.

I switched insurance company. Lying to me and saving 200 € has cost them this far some 30 000 € in lost revenue. Still counting…

Twitter CISO flies the coop

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Pint

Re: Socially distanced

We’re not much arsed if no one is arsed about what we do or not. By all means, keep using twatter, JS, straps and stuff if you like it. Cheers!

Parody Elon Musk Twitter accounts will be suspended immediately, says Elon Musk

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Devil

Re: This Is My Only Account

El Reg could be profitable*… but where is the blue badge?

(Don’t tell Musk, just in case.)

* Well, what do I know about it.

EVP

Re: Free Speech!

”The problem here is that lots of cats are crazy.”

But not that crazy, though.

Porsche wants to sell you a rusty tailpipe soundbar for $12k

EVP

Re: As the saying goes....

You can envy somebody's money and still think they are a loser.

Apple boosts bug bounties but may not fix some bugs in past operating systems

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”Apple demonstrated its willingness to ignore older but still supported operating systems back in April when it patched two actively exploited vulnerabilities in macOS Monterey but left users of previous supported macOS releases without a fix.”

A dick move. World’s richest company could easily afford fixing security vulnerabilities for older hw/sw too. Especially when they boast about being so environment friendly. What could be better for the environment than to keep using old hw a bit longer instead of buying new stuff?

(Yes, I own iThings. Plan to cut my expenditure on them, though. I don’t like the current develompent they are making.)

Musk reportedly wants to gut Twitter workforce by up to 75%

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Flame

The rig is on fire

Is this the Nokia moment for Twitter? Oh, Elop started to hammer Nokia down only after actually being onboard.

If you haven’t done by now, turn your popcorn kettlle on quickly!

China dumps dud chips on Russia, Moscow media moans

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Re: It's just words

Uh, just 1% of their nukes working would be more than enough. Even one would be too much.

Russian nuclear doctrine is that using nukes is justified if the Russian Federation is under existential thread. If several countries started to reclaim territories, it would initiate nuclear war for certain. I have no doubt that they could use even much more smaller things as an excuse, if it fitted their purposes.

Fuck them a thousand times, and then some more, for bringing the fear of nuclear escalation back.

Loathsome eighties ladder-climber levelled by a custom DOS prompt

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Trollface

But it had rare ”four-color monitor”.

AI recruitment software is 'automated pseudoscience', Cambridge study finds

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"Surprising as it may seem, every project doesn't need (reads from checklist)"

I fully agree.

"It's actually incredibly hard to take a very diverse group of people and then expect them all to have compatible values"

A compatible person can come from Europe, North/South America, China, Japan, India, wherever. Dickwad is a dickwad, and nice person is a nice person, no matter where she/he came from. That's my experience so far.

EVP

Re: I guess "Competence" isn't a consideration. . . .

Hmm... "Talent Acquisition Team" by its name acquires talent to the house. When the Acquisition Team was formed, there was no Talent Acquisition Team present, thus no talented people could be acquired to the Team. This leads me to conclusion that the Team consist of untalented people, and therefore cannot really acquire talent.

Oh wait, they're good at acquiring bonus. I was wrong, they're talented after all.

EVP

Re: Common Sense (not so common)

I always start by extending my arms, clenching fists and sticking out thumbs. Right arm is the one where thumb points left. Now, the tricky part...

EVP

Re: Something better than AI

Hammer time, until it is :p

EVP
Pint

Re: Dear Personnel Department

Best criteria ever. Please have one one me for bringing this up!

Microsoft leaves the Office, rebrands everything as 365

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Trollface

Re: Pass me the incense and put the whale song up to 11.

I hate to do this to you… but it’s actually 1.44% - on the average. You forgot the leap day. In marketing, every bit counts.

EVP

Re: Survey missing option

“ which is one of the most collosal cock-ups of computing ever”

Fixed it for you.

Make your neighbor think their house is haunted by blinking their Ikea smart bulbs

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Coat

Re: A more rational explanation

Don't forget the harmonics, the ones who are painted blue...

EVP

Re: A more rational explanation

Fortunately for us, clock rate provided for the AI wanting to escape is only 60/50 Hz, which makes it pretty slow and stupid. Or does it not make…?

EVP

Smart devices for dummies

"While the pair of bugs won't top the list of security flaws Beijing-backed spies hope to exploit to steal government secrets"

How about flickering lights to transfer information over an air gap. Flickering might be made undetectable to humans, depending on the device characteristics in question. The threat scenario might only be of academic interest, but shows again how big a security/privacy hazard this 'smart' crap makes.

I trust that no government agency would instal 'smart' devices in their premises, no?

Don't mind Facebook, just putting its own browser in its Android app

EVP

Re: "Meta's spokesperson observed that this is more than some rival apps allow"

"But but, we're giving you this wheelchair for 'free', so what do you need your legs for anymore, right?"

If someone weaponizes our robots, we'll be really, really sad, says Boston Dynamics

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Terminator

Good point. Why don't we just simulate politicians to get politician robots? Moreover, we can manufacture only robot politician heads, since most of the politicians are just talking heads anyway. Cheaper, and we can put them in a special soundproofed container where they can argue with each other as much as they like.

EVP

Re: Bad actors

"Steven Seagal is abusing a robot?"

Is Steven Seagal an abusing robot?

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Terminator

Re: Boston (Marketing) Dynamics

Fixed the headline:

"If someone weaponizes our robots without paying a license fee, we'll be really, really sad, says Boston Dynamics"

Block this: Using satellites to plaster ads over our skies could work, say boffins

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Mushroom

Re: Somone will invent a suitable ad-blocker

Count me in. Finally a legimate use for nukes.

EVP

Those passing aliens might pre-emptively wipe out the human race to prevent such an repugnant idea from spreading to their planet.

Founder of cybersecurity firm Acronis is afraid of his own vacuum cleaner

EVP

Re: Get Smart! (or don't)

"It's a shame more people don't care - perhaps then something would be done about it."

Next time someone tells you "I've got nothing yo hide", ask the person to hand over her/his mobile unlocked and and tell that you are going to browse all the messages and pics, and copy the interesting ones. If there is nothing to hide...

Online romance scamlord who netted $9.5m jailed for 25 years

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FAIL

Re: What an idiot

Yeah, and he would've probably netted better. Pfff... amateur.

Soaring costs, inflation nurturing generation of 'quiet quitters' among under-30s

EVP

Re: Wrong!!

One should not mention words 'pay rise' (not even 'effective') when the money, i.e. money saved, doesn't come from one's company. In my books this kind of talk adds to corporate propaganda. I'm sure you mean to make a relevant point and I don't wan't put you down, but please don't spread this kind of talk.

You've heard of the cost-of-living crisis, now get ready for the cost-of-working crisis

EVP

Re: Email remains the most used communication method for work

"they called themselves"

A schizophrenic?

Bad UI killed the radio star

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Pint

Well done!

A bunch of annoying commercials didn’t air because of her actions? Lee, have a couple of those on me —->

Keeping printers quiet broke disk drives, thanks to very fuzzy logic

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Angel

Re: Wang

I’ll bite: When the disks failed, presumably Wang error was signalled.

EU puts smart device manufacturers on the hook for cyber security

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Meh

Re: "Expected product lifetime ... or five years"

We can expect products whose cyber security warranty will be void when connected to the Internet. Like some smartphones advertised waterproof whose warranty will not cover water damage. So everybody don’t worry, cheap crap will continue to flow into EU.

Using the datacenter as a dining room destroyed the platters that matter

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Coat

Argus 1000?

Was Argus 500 possibly preceded by Argus 1000? Just wondering.

LG makes a TV roughly the size of a queen-sized bed

EVP

Re: Mmm

Screen saver will get a whole different meaning in your context.

In a time before calculators, going the extra mile at work sometimes didn't add up

EVP

Re: And don't work too fast either!

That was admirably fair of the foreman. Happened that now, they would make both you and the permanents work harder, but pay everyone less. Inflation*, rising costs** and stuff***, you see.

* _We_ are going to increase _our_ pricing.

** Executives bonuses.

*** Everything else that can be used to bugger you.

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Gimp

Re: Memory is a weird thing!

Barsteward from Hell: "Hold on, sir, I need have my w**k break before I can serve you a beer. I'm not going anywhere!" ... "There you go!" :p

Mouse hiding in cable tray cheesed off its bemused user

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Trollface

Re: Oh, you mean "rechargeable" battery have to be manually recharged?

I thought that only sharks are being equipped with lasers, buy mice too! We certainly live in dangerous world, these days.

Smartphone gyroscopes threaten air-gapped systems, researcher finds

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Linux

It’s the ducks

The ducks, not the throwing rate. They code it into their eating rate, little variances in it. Very efficient.

Evil informants them ducks are. Haven’t you ever noticed the mean look in their eyes? I think they coming for me soon.

Big Tech is building the metaverse of its own dreams. You don't want to go there

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Big Brother

Re: Zuck has been listening to too much Eagles

I’m afraid he has been zucking in every word in the song.

I’m worried that VR will become a norm. You must use it to interact at least in school and work. I don’t want that kind of world. Not for me, not for anyone.

My grim thoughs are that sleazy saledroids will go first (well, after failing corporate market first try) to schools and give access to their platform for pennies (not free, that’d be suspicious). Headmasters will get soooo exited about ‘future possibilities’. Teachers will be brainwashed to think that their pupils will become junkies unless they get used to the new awesome tech. Oh man, gen-A (counter overflow), and all subsequent ones, besmirched.

The gen-A will eventually go to unis, and finally to work life. They won’t even realise that you wouldn’t have to expose yourself to that shit. Some will even demand use of VR, the ones who’ll become upper management. Game over man, all buggered.

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