Posts by Mullah Bob

UK Space Agency wants primary school kids to design a logo for first Brit launches

Not that anyone cares...my contribution would be Angus Podgorny and the Blancmange engaging in tennis at Wimbledon.

British minister claims technology makes maritime cannibalism obsolete

OK...so murder is out, but what about Rum, Sodomy and the Lash?

Pentagon confirms footage of three strange craft taken by the Navy are UFOs (no, that doesn't mean they're aliens)

Bloody Teasers

I hitched a ride with one once. I wasn't thrilled with the probe but the drinks were amazing. Love those Dentrassis too!

NASA sets the date for first helicopter flight on another planet – and the craft will carry a piece of history

Lost Luggage

Amelia Earhart luggage, the only brand that loses itself over the South Pacific!

Careful with that Axe, Eugene: Excessive use of body spray causes school bus evacuation

Hmmm...a Florida article with no mention of thet amazing species, Florida Man. Whoever wrote this article must have had a psychedelic breakfast with Alvin.

A nice reference to Pink Floyd there...must have thought of that after having breakfast with Alvin.

What does $9bn buy you? For Infineon, a Cypress hill of California semis

Re: Real Estate

I worked for the bloody Bosch from 2005 to 2007, until they spun off DRAM into Qimonda. At the time their corporate slogan was "Never Stop Thinking". When spoken with the German accent it would sound like "never stop sinking".

So how'd this go again... A sea goddess told you in a dream to run for president of Taiwan? OK, Mr Foxconn boss

HELP! HELP!....I'm BEING REPRESSED

What do sexy selfies, search warrants, tax files have in common? They've all been found on resold USB sticks

Huh! What ...wait a minute

Wow...you mean you can reuse these things? I thought once they were full you threw them away.

FYI NASA just lobbed its Parker probe around the Sun in closest flyby yet: A nerve-racking 15M miles from the surface

Re: Talk about the gates of Hell !

Sounds like you know your Astronomy...Domine