Posts by David Hagan

Samsung: 'You want $2.5bn? WRONG, Apple, you OWE us $420m!'

Sammy? What a dick

I think the title sums it up.

Will Samsung's patent court doc leak backfire spectacularly?

Patent Fraud

I think that to introduce a criminal offence of patent fraud applicable where a party knowingly makes a civil claim for compensation were it can be proven there is obvious prior art or otherwise no legitimate grounds to proceed would prevent this circus of litigation.

Google claims 'bogus patent' conspiracy against Android

All Patents are Bogus

They are merely a system by which capitalists can oppress the common man through legal blackmail. Only a scoundrel patents the obvious and only a corrupt system upholds it in law.

Apple seeks anti-snoop display patent

3D

Balls, this is for a 3D display.

US Navy laser cannon used to set boat aflame

Mirror

Lets hope the enemy dont have a mirror...

'Larry and Sergey's HTML5 balls drained my resources'

Why not Bing it!?

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Schneier says he was 'probably wrong' on masked passwords

What a foolish cock

...as above.

Russian schoolgirl invents inertioid-driven Venus rover

What colour are chav's auras?

Because thats all I seem to see these days - the chavification of civilization. This would never have happened in Hitler's day, no sir.

So, what's the f**king difference between a Netbook and an ultrathin?

Extra Branch

Maybe should add the branch:

Is the PC worth than $500?->Yes

Is the Screen larger than 13''?->No

>You've been ripped off by Sony

Scotland's porn laws: Can we talk about this like grown-ups?

Fucking Presbyterians

I hate fucking Presbyterians, its like being in the fucking dark ages, all the bars close early, the streets are deserted after 1, and you cant even watch fucking films any more because they depict violence, recreating Victorian era taboos and suppressing a vibrant, 24 hour society like the rest of the world - just because they're all happy enough going home at night and having a guilty wank in the privacy of their own cupboard.

Scientology refuseniks sue over compulsory workplace courses

Retardology.

What kind of utter buffoon would publicly support such a foolish foolish belief.

Lenovo preps dual-display Frankenlaptop

Looks like a lean mean fat grilling machine.

As above.

Native-Linux music player Amarok gets major overhaul

One step forward....

Sounds like they've taken out lots of features for no real benefit. Look pish too...

PM Brown dusts off one interweb per child plan (again)

Do away with schools

And then he can do away with school, saving... millions.

Today be talk like a pirate day

I be pirating iso booty, arh! Arh!

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Royal Society: Schools should show creationism 'respect'

Idiots

The title sums it up.

Men jailed for inciting terrorism on the internet

What a ballbag

How can you prevent the learning on the internet of knowledge discovered thousands of years ago and freely available in any gcse chemistry textbook, the mans a retard.

Is it true my body is not entirely alive?

Very interesting, but its hardly news is it.

I think the title says it all.