Posts by TranceWarp

BOFH: The Boss has a new watch – move readiness to DEFCON 2

I did the same thing for two Macrohard products...Windows 98 and Halo 2. And, yes, due to digital storefronts not being a thing at that point, it made sense at the time. No so much nowadays.

BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons

Re: Ho, hum...

Don't you mean Flori-duh?

BOFH: The vengeance bus is coming, and everybody's jumping. An Xmas bonus hits me…

YOKO!

Oh, no...

BOFH: You drive me crazy... and I can't help myself

Re: Alternatively. . .

So the Brick Top method then. Thumbs up from me.

BOFH: So you want to have your computer switched out for something faster? It's time to learn from the master

Re: Flowchart

Is it running windows 11?

A1/No - You partway in the clear.

A1/Yes - Are you playing on Team Red?

A2/No - Well, there's your problem.

A@/Yes - Well, there's more of your problem.

Ah yes. A Genius of the Girl persuasion. She tends to have a spark about her.

BOFH: I'd like introduce you to a groovy little web log I call 'That's Boss'

Re: Ooohhh ! We're back to sneakily dreadful.

Sadly, I know of whom you speak. HE with the orange skin...

I know cause I live there... X(

Re: Most people have nothing interesting to say on a regular basis.

Got that right.

Our Twit-In-Chief can't keep away from digitally giving himself foot-in-mouth disease.

Use the courts, Jeff: Amazon to contest Microsoft scooping $10bn JEDI contract

Re: In keeping

More a SNAFU with a dash of FUBAR.

US soldier cleared of taking armoured vehicle out for joyride – because he's insane, court says

Re: Would that defense work for the idiot who took the USA for a test drive?

He's insanely senile.

BOFH: It's not just an awesome app, it'll look great on my Insta. . a. a. AAAARRRRRGGH

Re: Long time coming but...

Well considering that he's got the record for "Longest Surviving Boss" at at least 15 months, I'm pretty sure he's gotten into Simon and Stephen's line of thinking in that time.