* Posts by Compliant Andy

5 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Oct 2018

Yay, we got a B for maths. Literally, a bee: Little nosy nectar nerds smart enough to add, abstract numbers

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Re: Grade

Did they use an aBEEcus? ...

Oz cops investigating screams of 'why don't you die?' find bloke in battle with spider

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'Cast your mind back to 2016, when an unfortunate Ozzie builder was bitten on the willy not once, but twice in the space of five months by a redback spider (popularly known as black widows)'....'can you take the pain away but leave the swelling please doc?!?'

Boffins have fabricated microscopic sci-fi tractor beams for real

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Re: diverse new possibilities

They call me Dave 'cinzano bianco' Lister, cos once i'm on the table you can't get me off!

It's big, it's blue, and it'll be raining down on you – it's 3200 Phaethon

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...Google?

I find your lack of faith disturbing, IBM: Big Blue fires photon torpedo at Pentagon JEDI cloud contract

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Google have pulled out because of differences to their 'values' and lack of required certs and now IBM are griping.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/10/09/google_jedi_drops_out/

...Maybe the Pentagon should/could build their own cloud environment and secure it themselves..