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User crippled a network while trying to learn Nmap

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Re: Trashed PC learning AutoCAD Animator

Sorry to be pedantic - did you mean AutoDesk Animator?

If so, I remember that - I worked for a VAR company in the UK that sold that software as well as Autodesk 3D Studio.

I don't remember the 2D software too much, but the 3D stuff would take hours if not days to render.

David Potter, the man who put Psion in the palm of your hand, logs off at 82

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Few years ago, bloke at work showing off a new iPhone ans saying how he could link his mac and access emails and the Internet.

Just looked at him and said I was doing that years ago with my 5mx and Nokia 6310 phone.

Great for taking notes, great battery life. I miss it...

Boffin claims Microsoft's supposed quantum leap does not compute due to 'basic Python errors'

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Re: They should have written it in Visual BASIC

Not Access. An excel spreadsheet

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Re: Quantum computers revealed to be Schroedinger's Cat.

At which point it will stop working as the cat, not being observed, will then knock it off the desk and then break it.

This is your BIOS speaking. Please fix me. Your PC is broken

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Re: Lucky the text didn't default to Chinese

We had users that insisted on fiddling with printer settings. Alas we were unable to lock the control panel (like we could do with other printers) so I changed the language settings to Chinese instead. Since we used HP JetAdmin, we could make any changes remotely

Admin brought his drill to work, destroyed disks and crashed a datacenter

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Re: And the lesson we learn today is:

I made wind chimes out of mine!

Wells Fargo fires employees accused of faking keyboard activity to pretend to work

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I use a software mouse jiggler program, only if I need to leave a PC running unattended for a while and I don't want the tree hugging power (saving?) mad son of the boss admin putting it to sleep with his group policies that he is "too busy" to change, so I have to do things like this to do my job!

I didn't touch a thing – just some cables and a monitor – and my computer broke

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Re: Yeah, sure. Nothing changed. Pinky promise.

At the hospital I work at, I'm convinced that we get invaded by invisible little pixies that come in overnight and break / change stuff. No one ever sees anything, as "It was like that when I got here!" or "A patient did it!"

Thanks for coming to help. No, we can't say why we called – it's classified

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Re: 1 in a million scenario

Reminds me of a PC I built recently. The last time I had built one was a Pentium 2, nice brown coloured main board, white case, different coloured cables for reset and power connections

The new one, black case, black cables, black main board, black heatsink on the memory. It did have a perspex panel on the side - tinted black, so couldn't see inside it!

A thump with the pointy end of a screwdriver will fix this server! What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: 2 years with a dry joint, running an engine testbed

No, I was in Dorset

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Re: 2 years with a dry joint, running an engine testbed

I just mentioned a capacitor story! That was an Intecolor terminal too!

We're you in the UK? The company I worked for imported them from the US.

The other thing was that they used the cheapest possible IC sockets which became faulty, so often replace them too

40 years since Elite became the most fun you could have with 22 kilobytes

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Re: Better than Dangerous

Some of them yes I agree. Shoot some bloke in a spacesuit with ship mounted heavy weapons and he's immune? Buy a spacesuit for 150K, more expensive than some of the basic ships!

I found with the other sequels that they just weren't as much fun and I didn't get the same I'm flying my own spaceship feel. Even though you had realistic planets you could land on and much better graphics.

On the other hand, refueling from stars watching the corona and waiting for the fuel tank to fill up.

Asteroid mining - find it relaxing watching the drones collecting minerals, and where you find a rock with fissures and can blow it apart...

'Last man standing in the floppy disk business' reckons his company has 4 years left

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Re: The company now has an estimated half a million disks in stock

Think that was for Windows 3.1x? MT was probably twice that.

NT 4 anyway, not sure about earlier versions

LAN traffic can be wirelessly sniffed from cables with $30 setup, says researcher

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Re: I thought LAN cables were shielded

Used to work with access control systems. Rather than call in proper security installers, they would call in a sparkie - who would then be on the phone to us.....

Part of the software (originally for Win3.1x) made use of the tab key. If I told him to press the tab key, there was a stoney silence, wait a few seconds then "it's the big key upper left next to the Q", I would recline the chair, feet up on my desk and just take it easy for a bit.....

ZX Spectrum reboot promising – steady now – 28MHz of sizzling Speccy speed now boasts improved Wi-Fi

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www.crashonline.org.uk

and

https://worldofspectrum.org/archive/magazines/crash/85/0/1991/2/0

I won't bother hunting and reporting more Sony zero-days, because all I'd get is a lousy t-shirt

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Re: Really? A shirt?

Still have my Windows 2000 System Builders t-shirt around somewhere..... Covered in paint and oil....

How an over-zealous yank took down the trading floor of a US bank

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Re: Why ...Press F1 to continue... was stupid

Had to set up some display screens, so used some old PCs that were laying about. Didn't want anyone messing about with them, so disconnected the keyboard. And get the error message come up.

My solution was to remove one of the back plates., take the keyboard apart and remove the PCB. Wrap it up in tape and feed it through the gap and fasten it inside the PC. The cable would still be connected to the PS2 socket so it would detect a keyboard and boot up. Added advantage is that it saves space!