* Posts by Jou (Mxyzptlk)

3435 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Sep 2018

'Windows sucks,' former Microsoft engineer says, explains how to fix it

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: Windows 3.11

No, Below the user interface crap, the actual OS, has a lot of very good decisions. Some not so good (Spooler runs as SYSTEM? still? NT 4.0 Printer drivers on kernel level?), but overall a lot good.

The UI-on-top-of-DOS was destined to go, and with win95 DOS got more a bootloader until the actual Win32 drivers took over.

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Have to watch the video tomorrow...

...to see whether he suggests using the Server version to easily get rid of most nonsense.

You'll never guess what the most common passwords are. Oh, wait, yes you will

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

IF they are hashed, and salted, and HMAC-ed so that the same password does not result the same hash. "Pure" hashes are out since Windows NT 4.0 (unless a client specifically asks for lower PW-encryption, which is still possible in the default fresh Server 2025 AD: Usage of DES, if specifically requested, is still not blocked by default)

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: leave their door key "hidden"

Whether you call it "Honeypot" or "Phishing", both do the same job. The difference is the interpretation or what those, who capture the logins, do with those.

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: 123456

So you upgraded to be more secure! Mine is still 12345!

Microsoft Task Manager now tasking PCs with running multiple copies of itself

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: Batting 1000

Yeah, but... Do you know anyone, ANYONE insane enough to trust hotpatching? From THAT company? I bet only ten installations, possibly two of them at customers and the rest MS-internal, were affected.

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Server 2025 still has classical notepad. Classical calculator. Classical non-AI paint with zoom-steps which make sense. SWITCH BEFORE 25H2 GETS RELEASED... Keys are available quite cheap. You get deduplication on top, a possibility to uninstall defender without weird hacks, just a few GUI clicks etc... I switched about two month ago to the "actual Windows Pro" version.

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: Can still be terminated by command line

Save the cmd /d here, that is not needed.

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

No surprise here...

Ever since the release of Windows 11 the task manager showed on way too many occasions the wrong icons. The WinTV icon for the explorer, for example, and a lot of other misplaced icons. No surprise other weird things pop up.

Download Server 2003 r2 x64 service pack 2, unpack it, take THAT taskmgr.exe, still works. In details some numbers are not correct, but they are not too far off reality. Why THAT version? I can tell the difference between x64 and x86 tasks, the little asterix...

Edit: And it shows my 32 SMT CPUs.

Rust Foundation tries to stop maintainers corroding

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: Programming Languages Inflation...

20+ years, yep, that fits to my current main language.

Currently, simply due to "need by employers customer", I am using powershell since about 2019. I was programming in various languages from 1986 (Basic 3.5 on C16, soon ASM) until somewhere 1999, when I got employed somewhere where my coding skills were not recognized. Which led to a long pause of actual programming (beyond more or less complex .cmd or bash stuff with custom linux distro) for nearly 19 years. 2018 switch employer. Then, in 2019, it showed that those skills are still there when I started using PS (oder .NET-shell, which is more precise). I like powershell (v 5.1, always) for its simplicity, that you can tell variables from commands, and in a pinch you have the whole .NET, Windows .DLL calls and so on at hand. I rarely need a module, Posh-SSH is for now the only one I actually needed. Was able to do more than expected, including quite a number of things in AD where MS-documentation says "not possible in Powershell". Or PS examples calling compact.exe to use NTFS compression instead of "pure powershell" for some things. Calling compact.exe limit filenames since some characters don't work (like the & character), unicode and LONG filenames fail too.

C# would be the language I would be using when Powershell would be too slow for my need, but up to now I always found ways to get what I need. For example actually working serial modbus communication with Growatt and two Marsteks + 10 shellies for smart solar control. Or found ways to speed up a script by using .NET more directly instead cmdlets, in some cases a 20x speed increase over the previous variant.

I know there are tons of programmers out there better than me, including a lot being much better in Powershell. That does EXCLUDE Artificial Incompetence, since the questions I had are were never answered useful. I am happy to get my private stuff working so well, and at the same time using it as extended admin tool at work to get things done otherwise not possible, at least not in that timeframe... Actually classical "DevOpsAdmin", but I hate that buzzword DevOps since I see too many customers using it as an excuse to understuff IT and development with the "why two when one can do both" argument.

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Programming Languages Inflation...

How many Languages were there and gone the last 20 years? Too many. No wonder why COBOL is still around.

I has plans to learn a few more, l did not have the time, and *poof* many are already gone.

NHS left with sick PCs as suppliers resist Windows 11 treatment

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: Question is

Yeah, that is the 25 GBit capable, which yet none of our customer needed - bottlenecks are somewhere else. No. Scorched earth with x710 (again). No trust.

Do you use the VSwitch to combine two or them for hyper-V cluster HA for the VMs, or the "older" bundling method avail since Server 2012? Current state (Server 2025, x710 cards): I did not get an BSOD like I still got in 2022, but after a few hours uptime communication starts to go weird with unexplainable packet loss when using the actually recommended New-VMSwitch + Add-VMSwitchTeamMember method. We had to HA in a different way - again (no bundling on host level at all this time).

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: Question is

I've seen BSODs more often, but only one reason: Intel 10 GBit "Server Quality" drivers on Windows Servers. They haven't fixed their crap for > two decade now. Don't try "VSwitch" (or Hyper-V switch) with more than one network card member, as MS promotes since Server 2016 -> Blue screen. I was lucky those crashes happened after about two minutes after login, so I could delete that vswitch. Other completely normal fun stuff makes Server 2012 R2 crash hard (mouse freeze, you don't even get a blue screen). RDMA? Never dared to try with those many bugs around. Imagine the other cluster node's network card writing directly into your memory. Faster that going through CPU, but, well, no. There are tons of other things (like advertised 1 GBit / 10 GBit optical cards, which only do 10 GBit), and it all boils down to Intel never getting their drivers really right, not limited to network cards. Imagine how successful intel could have been with good driver quality...

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: Question is

Aw, that is just your prejudices. Since Win7 the stability got quite good. I had Server 2008 R2 with uptime > 700 days, and Server 2012 R2 (as hyper-v cluster) with both hosts uptime > 1250 days each. Until I came along and started Windows Updates, else they would have been running 'till decommissioned. A lot of equipment still run XP Embed, simply 'cause you can concentrate more on the software running and care less about the OS, and those machines get turned off at the end of the day. Haven't seen NT 4.0 and Win9x/3.x for quite a while, but they exist.

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Yeah, like five+ years before Win11 appeared? 11 was released 2021, and required CPUs at least from "around 2017"? How much IT news did you miss? Oh, 15 years between today and the last time you checked!

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Oh please

We've been doing this for decades with Win98, Win2000, WinXP, Win7 (Vista did not appear yet), Win8.1 and various old unixes/linuxes with old well known bugs:

DMZ them, done. And either they stay DMZ (cevice/machine control PCs), or more time left to migrate.

Microsoft gives Windows 11 a fresh Start – here's how to get it

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: 1UP

Image I'd written "woman which" <insert <edit>in</edit>appropriate sexist jokes here>

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: 1UP

Well, in reality it is (incomplete)...

ls -la /sbin

ls -la /bin

ls -la /usr/sbin

ls -la /usr/bin

ls -la /usr/local/sbin

ls -la /usr/local/bin

ls -la /opt

ls -la /opt/<whateversoftware>/bin

Older unix systems put binaries in /etc and various other "should not be there" places too.

Newer systems started to use ~/bin too to circumvent some default restrictions to "install" any software the user want, or NOT want in case of attacks. (same shit as on Windows, with %localappdata%, I hate that style on both except for MY OWN WRITTEN stuff). And on both OS-es I cannot restrict +x on files in the user profile any more (or .exe .com .bat .ps1 .vbs on %userprofile%)

Which is why "man which" got so important. (Windows variant: "where")

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Screenshot of "List" view, please

Would @Avram Piltch be so kind to add a "List View" screen shot? I would love to know how close it looks to Windows 10 and previous OSes - maybe... maybe it is... even... hierarchical????

Smile! Uncle Sam wants to scan your face on the way in – and out

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: Face for Radio

I deliberately did choose the non-violent Mathias Rust example for showing how easy it would have been. As for the rest of your examples: The post I was responding to explicitly talked about planes, I did not see the need to add other examples.

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: I see Dunning-Kruger comments...everywhere...

You should differentiate between the "Popular Science" Dunning Kruger effect, and the actual neutral scientific definition. The latter exchanges the "scream loudest" with "be silent and listen first".

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

> So you international socialists draw the line when the government stores your data for 75 years

Sound very much like the copyright the "socialist" Walt Disney fought for... Steamboat Willy is "free" since 19th November 2023 since its OFFICIAL premiere was 18. November 1928.

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: Face for Radio

> What's so special about a plane? It's not that different to other vehicles.

I smell an education gap...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathias_Rust#Moscow_flight

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_11_attacks

etc. No, you don't deserve clickable links.

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: Avoid - at all costs

The sad part is that half of the US population are sane. Used to be more, but recently they started to run. And those who run are a, sort of, better quality pre-selection, automatically, and are usually the most adaptable and able to learn. For example how loud the average American is compared to most of the other world, especially in groups - at least at the beginning. And a bit later they ALL enjoy actual freedom of speech in Germany, since German Directness goes both ways: You can say what you think as long as you don't go ad hominem. Example: I like a movie, you find it horrible. You can say STRAIGHT "Oh that movie was horrible" - can't do that in USA without offending someone, whereas Germans know "it is about the movie, not the person".

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: Why not simply.

No, one. You remember Snake Plissken? Now, apply that to the whole USA, not just New York.

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: Face for Radio

Imagine your face gets recognized as empty doritos bag, or even worse: A bag of skittles!

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: I'm not planning to visit the United Hell Holes any time soon

As an American said to me when I spoke about embarrassing German things (years ago, before Trump first term): "I'm American. When it comes to embarrassment, you are amateurs."

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

"Noncitizens"

Yeah right! The news is that NOW Noncitizens are included too! Citizens were in there for decades already, so now finally equality!

Actor couldn’t understand why computer didn’t work when the curtain came down

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: "The Register wishes you a wonderfully scary day"

"Hi, I am Callie, my computer does not work. I have to get this presentation

"Hi, I am Steve, my monitor is broken. I have to get this report

Scared enough for today?

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Soon: Trump as second mask...

Not this Halloween, but probably next... "Reveal who you are" "OK" "AAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! HE'S BACK FROM GRRAAVEE !!!!1!11!!11OneEleven!!!"

Microsoft 365 business customers are running out of places to hide from Copilot

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Forgot to mention services.msc

WSAIFabricSvc + [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Shell Extensions\Blocked] "{CB3B0003-8088-4EDE-8769-8B354AB2FF8C}"="Copilot" - on Server 2025 too. The server version gets less bombed with that crap, but there are still prepared mines in the ground. Similar to Germany: 80 years after WW2 ended we still find > 1000 unexploded bombs in the ground each year.

High-stakes poker scam used rigged card shufflers, X-ray tables, and special glasses

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: X-ray to read cards?

And they managed to get that under your poker table! What an engineering feat!

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Well, your example is a rather nice example of "outsourcing subcontractor" problem :D.

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: X-ray to read cards?

They did. But that is, too, a "send x-rays THROUGH material" thing.

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: X-ray to read cards?

> x-ray reflective imaging is a thing.

Haven't seen that, missed that. Got a link? Today is headache weather...

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

I tried one of those sports-bet bars, was dragged in initially by a friend (US-variant of friend, not German). It is one of those TipBet bars. Initially I won 200 € by dumb luck and a two weeks later I was at -200 €. Result: Yep, TipBet has their math under control, even though sports is not as simple as roulette, where it is obvious. It showed clearly: They don't need to know much about sports, the gamblers know enough about sports, and that is the input the payouts are based on. Just statistics the most boring way possible.

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

X-ray to read cards?

I bet those were not X-rays in the sense which show your bones, but rather UV or similar invisible to human eyes. Which is enough to shine through the table fabric and then actually see the card. Literally.

'cause actual X-ray should not be able to see the card (even if you add lead-inlays), it just goes through, and without a plate on the other side you see nothing. And someone placing something on your cards "to get a good picture" would be weird.

AI browsers face a security flaw as inevitable as death and taxes

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Who is surprised?

Not one!

WSUS attacks hit 'multiple' orgs as Google and other infosec sleuths ring Redmond’s alarm bell

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: What?

lazydumb

TIFIFY...

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: The bug is in the synchronization error processing

It is not the XML, that is fine. One of the few things Microsoft implemented surprisingly good. The famous bobby tables catches after the XML decoding.

Frustrated consultant 'went full Hulk' and started smashing hardware

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Ouhhh, that sounds very Trumpian....

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: I'm Not THAT Guy!

What? You created that mess, and now complain about one of your failed experiments?

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: Not smashing..

> pound

Should have user "€" or better the worthless-extreme-inflation "$"... They have a lock on you now.

And I have to agree: Sometimes you have to triade to get things going just 'cause there are way too many blockers around, whereas doers are not.

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: Make a stand

Thumbs up for "Kanban". I knew that system style, but not by that name. And it has its place to be, which is not "everywhere".

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: I'm Not THAT Guy!

So you wraith the server rooms?

AWS outage turned smart homes into dumb boxes – and sysadmins into therapists

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Re: First world problem

Oh, that is weird. Hot air should be enough to push through those tubes... Water is dangerous.

You have one week to opt out or become fodder for LinkedIn AI training

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Should rename

to LinkedOut. Thx for the head up. And how I "like" it always suggesting to use 1. Google, 2. Microsoft and 3. Apple as linked-in-logon. Nope, still separate, even though I know who bought it...

Changed these: Surprisingly more than expected, I must have ignored a lot of terms and services mails...

Sozial-, Wirtschafts- und Arbeitsplatzforschung ► Aus

Daten zur Verbesserung generativer KI ► Aus

Einladungen zu Forschungsstudien ► Aus

Automatisierte Erkennung schädlicher Inhalte ► Aus

Personalisieren Sie Ihre Berufserfahrung ► Aus

Microsoft Word ► Aus

Microsoft Word? What the huh? They "explained" it, but not really explained what that options is supposed to mean...

MPs urge government to stop Britain's phone theft wave through tech

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Stop putting phone in back pocket...

That is the worst possible place any way.

Other than that: Be aware, and be ready to "accidentally" break an arm by "accidentally" landing your knee with full body weight on it.

Another method: Block the IMEI and SIM, set total alert mode if it shows up - internationally. Makes the phone useless. But then the stolen phones won't be replaced by new ones, which generates more money, so there is no incentive to do so - Again an US pushing its way onto the world, EU (+UK, once it is back) could work here. Even China might approve. Only US won't.

Windows Insiders get special anniversary desktop wallpaper

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

Insider Build 19645 of Windows 10 (no 11 in sight yet) was the first with Nested-V for AMD. That is when I went insider. But then they turned the meter up to 11, added new bugs after the 21h2 release (THEY BROKE SHADOWCOPY!!!! and needed 2 and a half years to fix) and I was out, no more insider.

Microsoft drops surprise Windows Server patch before weekend downtime

Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

"If the WSUS Server Role is enabled on your server, disable it."

"If the WSUS Server Role is enabled on your server, disable it. Note that clients will no longer receive updates from the server if WSUS is disabled."

Gotta love that humor in the msrc article...

At least it is included int the normal updates for Windows server and not a separate patch...