* Posts by SonOfDilbert

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My 2019 resolution? Not to buy any of THIS rubbish

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Meh

Re: You missed one...

Barcelona is full of adults on electric scooters, hoverboards, mini skateboards, electric skateboards, electric bicycles, electric uni-wheel things. Adults. Fully-grown adults. Often in suits. Female. Male. All of them. Often on the pavement doing 15kph. Annoying as buggery.

Bloke fined £460 after his drone screwed up police chopper search for missing woman

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Coat

Droning on

Jeez, you guys are really droning on...

Ethernet patent inventor given permission to question validity of his own patent

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Coat

Absurd

This situation is patently absurd.

Sysadmin sank IBM mainframe by going one VM too deep

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Pint

Re: Just to mudddy the waters a trifle ...

I feel ashamed that I never knew the root of pounds, shillings and pence until now.

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Re: Also hekje

> It was used in "The Hobbit" on the 48k Speccy as a window in the goblins/elves dungeon :)

Perhaps it should be renamed, 'Goblin Window'?

International politicos line up to get shot down by Facebook

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Pint

You took the words out of my cynical, embittered mouth. Have a pint (although, popcorn would be more appropriate, methinks).

I have no particular love for Dr Z - in fact, I think he has allowed his creation to become a Frankenstein - but why turn up to your own witch hunt trial where the accusers have pre-judged the outcome and probably know very little about the tech and challenges behind the scenes at Wastebook Towers?

I don't _think_ there's a legal requirement for him to turn up, is there?

Congrats from 123-Reg! You can now pay us an extra £6 or £12 a year for basically nothing

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Moved to Mythic Beasts

I moved my domains away from 123 this week to Mythic Beasts who seem ok. They don't offer free web or mail forwarding which is a shame. I found forwardemail.net which works well so far for forwarding email to my gmail account.

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According to 123-reg support guy I have bee chatting to, if you can't turn the privacy off then it's because you previously opted-in to free whois privacy. The guy told me that if this is the case then no charge would be made and you would be 'upgrade' for free. He also told me that you have 30 days after a charge to cancel the 'upgrade' and get a refund.

Anyway, I think it's time I transferred away from 123.

GitHub.com freezes up as techies race to fix dead data storage gear

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Pint

Re: If Only....

> 2 - A snapshot is not a backup.

> 3 - A replicated snapshot is not a backup.

Thank you! I've been trying to tell people this for years! Do they listen? Do they buggery.

Love Microsoft Teams? Love Linux? Then you won't love this

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But...Microsoft said they <3 Linux now

This is strange given that MS have claimed that they are now in love with Linux and how much open source they say they contribute and how many patents they have opened up for all to use.

Must be a business decision. Oh, wait, maybe their whole about-face on open source and Linux is also just another business decision...

Punkt: A minimalist Android for the paranoid

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Meh

No email or dual SIM

I think the omission of email and dual SIM excludes this phone from a lot of business use cases.

Microsoft yanks the document-destroying Windows 10 October 2018 Update

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Pint

Re: "The guy who wrote the update"

"In fact so well, I now call it Fragile.

Agile is fine for fluffy end-user stuff and business reporting, not operating systems and really important stuff."

Hooray - someone actually criticising the current state of what most companies think of as Agile. Here, have an upvote!

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Flame

Re: Why even touch user folders? Onedrive

Ah! Those were the days! Reminds me of the time that the Exchange information store used to stop when the 15GB limit was hit. If some poor schmuck tried to restart the information store service, the whole store somehow became corrupt and had to be restored from backup. Such fond memories of praying that the restore was going to work at 2 in the morning.

Former General Electric boss explains how he got the internet wrong

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Meh

Password managers

<quote>Felt pitched password managers. "For the longest time, I was too prideful to use a password manager," she said. "Then I got locked out of basically every account."</quote>

Honestly, I think that password managers are a horrible single point of failure. Personally, I think a reasonable password along with 2FA and/or biometrics is a better approach than inventing unmemorable passwords all stored in a single place.

New theory: The space alien origins of vital bio-blueprints for dinosaurs. And cats. And humans. And everything else

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Re: Assumption: There is a god and he* created everything.

I've never understood the sock thing...

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Re: Assumption: There is a god and he* created everything.

Handkerchiefs??? Who on Earth uses handkerchiefs to clean up their excess semen leakage???

"Would you like some tissues, dear?"

"Good God no! We're not plebs! Pass me one of my embroidered handkerchiefs!"

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Re: phopshine

"Phopshine" - made from the finest grain and potatoes. Best served chilled to -273.5 Celsius.

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Comeroids

Whilst I'm sure your post has scientific merit, I can't help but fixate on your comeroids ("comets/roid's"). Anything with a "roid" in it sounds painful.

Why waste away in a cubicle when you could be a goddamn infosec neuromancer on £50k*?

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Re: neurodiverse ?

"Society" is like an immature teenager eager to point out any and all differences compared to what they experience in their little world. "Society" needs to grow up and stop finger-pointing. We are _all_ neurologically diverse after all.

You know all those movies you bought from Apple? Um, well, think different: You didn't

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Big Brother

Re: Yet Another Wake Up Call

> Plus with the spread of Social-Credit-Score, the less data online the better

This is f***ing awful!

US govt concedes that you can indeed f**k Nazis online: Domain-name swear ban lifted

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WTF?

WTF is with the guy in the photo carrying a shield? Do you think he ended up at the racist cocksucker's rally by mistake instead of the viking reenactment he was trying to get to?

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WTF?

Re: Don't worry, it won't last

Is this irony?

GDPR v2 – Gradually Diminishing Psychotic Robots: Brussels kills Terminator apocalypse

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Terminator

> passed a resolution that called for an international ban on weapons that can be fired without human intervention.

Holy crap. I'm living in the future I read about as a teenager. Asimov, Heinlein, Niven, Pournelle, Aldiss, Clarke...they were all right!

Martian weather has cleared at last: Now NASA's wondering, will Opportunity knock?

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Whilst I agree with the sentiment expressed here, I've got to ask: have you been smoking crack?

Apple in XS new sensation: Latest iPhone carries XS-sive price tag

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Re: What now?

> Cost of a latest model iPhone if sold on after 1 or 2 years about £200

Seems to me that iPonies (and most Apple products) hold their value much better than this in the secondhand market.

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Re: What now?

Yes, agreed. I have an SE and it is perfect for my needs. It is reasonably powerful, the battery last two days on low power mode, it cost just over 1/3 of the iPone X and best of all, it fits easily into my pocket. Oh - and it also makes phone calls quite well, too.

2-bit punks' weak 40-bit crypto didn't help Tesla keyless fobs one bit

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Re: Biometrics

10 fingerprints and a face vs 1 key fob that is easily copied and easily stolen. Hmmm...

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Re: Biometrics

Is it easier to copy your fingerprints and face than an electronic key fob? It seems to me that the two combined would be way harder to forge than an electronic key fob. Also, it's difficult to steal someone's face.

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Biometrics

Why not use fingerprint and face recognition instead of a physical key of any kind? The technology has been with us for a while now. Am I missing something?

Space station springs a leak while astronauts are asleep (but don't panic)

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Alert

Terrorism

In all seriousness, (and I'm not suggesting that this is the case with this incident) - how long before a vehicle like this becomes a target for terrorism?

Fruit flies use the power of the sun to help them fly in straight lines

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Meh

I have proof that they do not navigate by the sun...

...they navigate by my frikken kitchen sink.

Voyager 1 left the planet 41 years ago – and SpaceX hopes to land on Earth this Saturday

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Re: Voyager 1's last 'thought' before finally going dark

I actually thought that I'd left the gas on once. But I was only 20 minutes away form home so it wasn't really an issue to nip back to check. I hadn't.

Canny Brits are nuking the phone bundle

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Re: I never quite understood why one would get a bundle

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that...

...if you buy a bundle, the carrier is extending you credit and so you are covered by the Consumer Credit Act in the UK (https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1974/39/contents). This can actually be quite useful to consumers who experience issues with their goods as it extends additional legal cover to consumers. This act is also the reason why some consumer organisations recommend buying large purchases with a credit card and then paying the balance off ASAP.

Either way, whether bought outright or on credit as part of a bundle, I believe the goods must be fit for purpose and not break before a reasonable time period (whatever that may be).

BTW, (again, correct me if I am wrong, but) this act and the Sale of Goods Act trump any manufacturer, vendor or carrier guarantees, terms or conditions. They are statutory and cannot be negotiated away. They are enshrined in law. They are a beacon of hope in the wilderness of consumer despair. Etc.

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Re: I never quite understood why one would get a bundle

Yep.

Years ago, when the carriers started upping their contract lengths to 18 and then 24 months, I put a spreadsheet together to compare network carrier bundle details. I compared how much in total the packages would cost monthly and yearly and compared those total costs against buying a handset outright along with various SIM-only deals. The price difference is significant and since then, I have never bought a bundle of evil again.

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