* Posts by holmegm

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IBM so very, very sorry after jobs page casually asks hopefuls: Are you white, black... or yellow?

holmegm

Re: Racist bastards!

Except of course that there really are British people, and even if you were born there, that doesn't magically make you one, if you aren't.

I'm not sure why people have such a problem with that, but only in certain countries. If I move to the Amazon river basin, nobody is going to call my children Indians, even though they were born there.

holmegm

Re: Racist bastards!

Parenthetically, I've only ever heard or seen the term "brown people" used by "progressives".

So apparently that *would* be an acceptable term.

holmegm

Re: sorry or not

Precisely so.

Caring what your race is, trying to find out if flat out asking you isn't allowed, trying to hire more of some and less of others, etc., *that's* all just fine - you just can't use these magic words, in English, to do it.

holmegm

Re: sorry or not

"Somebody obviously works there who thinks in these terms. Perhaps still does."

Lots of people who work there - and everywhere else - think in those terms, including in HR.

There is plenty of obsession with race.

They just don't use those specific words, that's all. But they are still obsessed though with your race, how many they hire of each, how to hire more of some and less of others, etc.

Artificial Intelligence: You know it isn't real, yeah?

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"Then how do you handle the edge cases (female doctors and male nurses) without a fuss about discrimination being thrown?"

We had a few female doctors and male nurses back when people assumed "he" and "she" for the generic cases. Somehow everyone survived this just fine.

holmegm

There's a pretty large assumption being made here that the data is unfairly biased, as opposed to simply reflecting an unpalatable reality.

It's probably necessary to show your work.

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"The bias is there, in the many areas of media, government, people in areas and so on."

I'm not sure what "people in areas" are, but if the AI was trained solely on (fictional) media images and on government pronouncements, it would think that every criminal is a lily white businessman.

Twilight of the sundials: Archaic timepiece dying out and millennials are to blame, reckons boffin

holmegm

Arrrgh!

Hold horror stories: Chief, we've got a f*cking idiot on line 1. Oh, you heard all that

holmegm

Re: I've been on the receiving end of this

And there are ways to fire a customer gracefully.

You can just be so, so sad that you are unable to help them. It grieves you so much that you just can't even try anymore.

You care about them so much that you are sure they can get better help elsewhere. You are so sorry to have failed them. No no, you really can't risk failing them any longer.

Google's stunning plan to avoid apps slurping Gmail inboxes: Charge devs for security audits

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"I abandoned Google because I was receiving emails not intended for me. My alias was punctuation between my first and last name. Apparently, they are really bad at hashing."

Mine is precisely that, and I get the emails not intended for me too. But that's because people don't know their customer's/friend's/lover's - or heaven help us, their own - email address, not due to a technical error.

holmegm

Re: When will using GMail (or any Google Service...)...

It's not just the walled garden - do you really want the very existence of your email service (or any other service) to depend on the good will of Google?

To play devil's advocate - I've been on the consumer internet since the beginning. I've changed email providers every time I changed ISPs, until I said to heck with it and went with Gmail. Frankly, Gmail has been more stable and had more longevity than just about anything else out there.

Only plebs use Office 2019 over Office 365, says Microsoft's weird new ad campaign

holmegm

There's an Office 2019?

What's the problem; it doesn't let you "draw" 3D dogs or something?

LibreOffice patches malicious code-execution bug, Apache OpenOffice – wait for it, wait for it – doesn't

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Re: Tried Libre about 3 weeks ago....

I've had complex Word docs go just as wrong between different versions of Word, and so forth. That's a bit of a red herring.

I'm a crime-fighter, says FamilyTreeDNA boss after being caught giving folks' DNA data to FBI

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Re: Yep

It was just a troll (which means "person trolling for reactions", not "person I disagree with"), and not even a very good one.

Probably an amateur, but possibly even one paid by the other political side.

We did Nazi see this coming... Internet will welcome Earth's newest nation with, sigh, a brand new .SS TLD

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Re: You'd think the writer could use sailing for positive spin instead

.SS

Sailing Ship

Adler was right - we're attracted to our insecurities / fear projection

Nuke submarines ... SSN ! Even worse!

holmegm

Presumably as an African nation, they weren't all that bothered by a 70-year-old European problem

This.

It's a two letter identifier ... and there are only so many of 'em. For how long can we not use this one?

S is the 7th most common English letter, and not exactly rare in other languages.

Holy crappuccino. There's a latte trouble brewing... Bio-boffins reckon 60%+ of coffee species may be doomed

holmegm

Er, what?

“Among the coffee species threatened with extinction are those that have potential to be used to breed and develop the coffees of the future, including those resistant to disease and capable of withstanding worsening climatic conditions,” noted Aaron Davis, lead author of the paper published in Science Advances and head of coffee research at Kew.

So, climate change is wiping out coffee species whose super power is resisting climate change? I'm confused.

French data watchdog dishes out largest GDPR fine yet: Google ordered to hand over €50m

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obMonty

"And eef you don't comply, vee shall taunt you a *second* time!"

RIP 2019-2019: The first plant to grow on the Moon? Yeah, it's dead already, Chinese admit

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Re: Puzzled

"We can see they are good at science and engineering, and they don't appear to have copied from the West to achieve it."

Not disputing they can be good at it, but not sure that follows from this ...

Landing on the moon? (US, 1969, manned)

Discovering that plants don't like cryogenic temperatures? (Pretty sure the West knew that some time ago ...)

holmegm

Re: Puzzled

"Drive around with a blindfold on?"

If you must do, the moon is probably the best place for that ...

Black Horse slowed down: Lloyds Banking Group confirms problem with 'Faster' payments

holmegm

Re: Faster Payments...

They should have called it : No payments...

Well, you have to concede; no payments is faster ...

Happy Thursday! 770 MEEELLLION email addresses and passwords found in yuge data breach

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Why do so many businesses think that an email address is a good logon ID?

Because #1 it is unique, and #2 you won't forget it.

This must be some kind of mistake. IT managers axed, CEO and others' wallets lightened in patient hack aftermath

holmegm

Re: This is the Bizarro Universe

However, if it's the inner circle, then the outer stuff is hot like in the Bible right?

To be even more pedantic, the Bible uses multiple metaphors to refer to Hell.

Some are hot, others not so much (one assumes that "outer darkness" is pretty cold).

Hubble 'scope camera breaks down amid US govt shutdown, forcing boffins to fix it for free

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Re: Citation

Oh, "allegations"! Well, that settles it then.

holmegm

Re: Crazy

What bizarre beliefs you have about your fellow countrymen.

Well, there is *one* group that resembles what you are describing - your new favorite pet voting block, those of the worldview that must not be named. They *actually* oppress women, which doesn't bother you at all.

holmegm

Re: Easily solved

Someone must have forgot to tell them your clever little joke, because still they, and their southern neighbors, come ... and come ... and come ... year after year, decade after decade.

I indeed wonder why they don't protect themselves from such evil folk as we are, and choose to stay in their vibrant paradises where they are safe from us. Mysterious.

It's almost as though snarky anglo techies might get things wrong sometimes ...

Microsoft vows to destroy Office, er, offices: Campus to be demolished and rebuilt

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A Classic ASP website can output any HTML that you want ... so there's no reason it couldn't be responsive design.

There are many *other* reasons not to have a Classic ASP website, but that is not one of them.

Y'know how you might look at someone and can't help but wonder if they have a genetic disorder? We've taught AI to do the same

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Re: Is this the

Is this the "new" and "improved" version of phrenology?

Er, no ... facial abnormalities are literally used in medicine to screen for and identify genetic disorders.

The idea itself is science, not pseudo-science. Can't speak to the execution here though.

It's the end of 2018, and this is your year in security

holmegm

Re: The election wasn't hacked, oooh no it wasn't, honest.

Depends.

If a given election got the results that you wanted, then in your eyes it wasn't hacked.

If a given election *didn't* get the results that you wanted, then in your eyes it *was* hacked.

Under no circumstances could your side just lose legitimately.

Your mates vape. Your boss quit smoking. You promised to quit in 2019. But how will Big Tobacco give it up?

holmegm

Re: Look out

“Nazis” really?

You disagrees with someone so you compare them to a genocidal dictatorship who attempted to exterminate and entire ethnic group? That makes you at least as bad as the people you are trying to deride with your exaggeration of their intentions.

As an American I find that very amusing right about now for some reason. I won't go on about it though. Carry on :)

50 years ago: NASA blasts off the first humans to experience a lunar close encounter

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"Got a source for those 24 inches? According to the article you linked to, the vibration had an amplitude of 3 inches,"

Well, he's a guy, so ...

2018 ain't done yet... Amazon sent Alexa recordings of man and girlfriend to stranger

holmegm

SELECT audiofiles FROM alexa WHERE customerid = 123456789 would be pretty much the same on any database, friend ... it's getting the 123456789 right that's the stumbling block.

Dutch boyband hopes to reverse Brexit through the power of music

holmegm

"and send the UK hurtling back to the pre-Brexit era when neighbours didn't one day decide to hate each other?"

Trollery indeed ... one needn't hate the neighbors to not wish to be ruled by them.

Mark Zuckerberg did everything in his power to avoid Facebook becoming the next MySpace – but forgot one crucial detail…

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Re: No one likes a lying asshole

You could post that comment in any year or decade ... and people did (in one form or another).

US told to appoint a damn Privacy Shield ombudsperson already or EU will take action

holmegm

Re: Data sovereignty

And if you don't comply, vee vil taunt you a *second* time!

Silent night, social fight: Is Instagram the new Facebook for pro-Trump Russian propagandists?

holmegm

Re: The wrong culprit

"So what? The system in the US is skewed towards rural areas and states with lower population density and everybody knew it."

Which is why many of the states agreed to join the union.

It was *designed* to water down the power of big population centers.

holmegm

Re: subtle..not

"That's a big assumption that you know what anyone else should consider to be in their interests."

That's really what they think though.

They think they are just so clearly and obviously right, that the only way someone could disagree with them is by being duped by propaganda, being an idiot, being a racist, etc.

Often that works for them - groupthink and peer pressure are things, after all.

But with Trump, Brexit, etc. it didn't work ... and that scares them, mightily.

holmegm

"Wait, didn't some government just persuade you to vote against your own interest and vote for theirs instead?"

No, they didn't.

Again, if you believe that propaganda was required to get anyone to disagree with you ... well, that speaks for itself.

Believe it or not, people can and do disagree with you without being dupes of propaganda.

holmegm

If you believe that propaganda was necessary for people to be concerned about excess immigration, I have a bridge to sell you.

Anyway, sure, let's have some government regulate all of our communications for truthiness. What could go wrong with that?

Boffins don't give a sh!t, slap Trump's face on a turd in science journal

holmegm

Re: Curious precedent on what is allowed

Seriously. Even in Orwell's dystopian nightmare the hate sessions were only two minutes, for pete's sake.

Godmother of word processing Evelyn Berezin dies at 93

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Ah yes, the inevitable downvotes for pointing inconvenient stuff out.

I just find it amusing.

El Reg on Engelbart: "We debunk you! You didn't do *anything* of note, you weren't showing the first of anything, fie upon you, XY carrier!"

El Reg on Berezin: "Awesome, first word processor evah! Er, for some values of "word processor" ..."

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Drum:

"This…does not compute. The Data Secretary was functionally identical to the IBM MT/ST, introduced in 1964. Like the Data Secretary, it was not a modern word processor that allows you to type an entire document and then print it out. You typed one line at a time on an IBM Selectric typewriter—fixing typos along the way—and then saved each line on a device that used quarter-inch magnetic tape. When you were done, you put a blank piece of paper in the typewriter and told it to spit out all the lines you had typed. "

{...}

"Evelyn Berezin’s Data Secretary was the first computerized word processor only if you use the word “computerized” very narrowly: the MT/ST was originally electromechanical and only later used circuit boards in its main processing unit. The Data Secretary used ICs from the beginning.

I understand that the Times obit section is trying to be more conscious these days of women who didn’t get credit for their accomplishments back in the day. In this case, however, they’ve overreached."

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Drum

Here's a link to the Drum piece, for those interested:

https://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2018/12/the-first-true-word-processor-was-invented-by-ibm/

Poor people should get slower internet speeds, American ISPs tell FCC

holmegm

Yeah, puzzling.

The specific shenanigans listed, yes, they are certainly bad. Burn the ISPs at the stake for them, fine with me,

The article headline that is here though? Well, yes, generally if you are poor, your stuff is less shiny. That's an injustice in itself? No.

Slower broadband does not exactly make me think of the poverty of Jean Valjean or Cosette.

The internet is going to hell and its creators want your help fixing it

holmegm

Re: I thought they were going to talk about the Internet?

As it happens, "de-platforming" has also involved domain name registrars, network providers, and payment processors (yes, it all has to be paid for, so that's part of the plumbing).

So when people said "well, let them go set up their own websites then!", ah, no, apparently not ...

FCC slammed for 'arbitrary and reckless' plan to change how text messages are regulated

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Re: comforting innit.

Project much?

Twitter, Facebook, et al actually *have* been doing what you describe ... but not to "progressives".

Nobody has been doing it to text messages.

Forget DeepFakes. This robo-Rembrandt with AI for brains is not bad at knocking off paintings

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Or to drive down the price of originals

"“We’re building the technology to reverse this trend, and to create inexpensive and accurate reproductions that can be enjoyed by all.”"

A truly spot on reproduction should drive down the price of the original too, shouldn't it?

Oh, I suppose not ... it's kind of like "Well, *this* ascorbic acid comes from rose hips!"

What a meth: Woman held for 3 months after cops mistake candy floss for hard drugs

holmegm

Re: I would be scared shitless....

On the plus side, it's much more difficult here to get arrested for an unkind but truthful Facebook post.

holmegm

What?

'the officers asked to search the car and found "a large, open clear plastic bag which contained a light blue substance, spherical in shape" beneath the vehicle's floor.'

She was storing cotton candy "beneath the vehicle's floor"?

Secret recipe?

Facebook to appeal against ICO fine – says it's a matter of principle not to pay 18 mins' profit

holmegm

Re: Well ....

Like I said "not saying it's a *good* principle."

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