* Posts by holmegm

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CryptoQueen on the run from Feds, lawsuit after her OneCoin slammed as 'an old-school pyramid scheme on a new-school platform'

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The question is what is the difference between this scam and "real" cryptocurrencies.

I mean, there's no intrinsic reason that people couldn't use numbers just handed out (instead of "mined") as exchange media. That's essentially how not-so-crypto-currency works.

Except that not-so-crypto-currency at least has government force behind it, instead of in front of it ...

Zavvi tells customers: You've won VIP tickets to Champions League final! And you've won tickets, and you've won tickets, and you, and...

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Re: O'dear yet another one.

The pun, it burns!

Be wary of emails with links to ... er, Google Drive? Is that right?

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Er

Er, so we shouldn't trust random links to someone else's file? Well, yes, that's true.

ConnectWise fails to connect: Customers down and out in the EU

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""For a company that provide service desk software, they don't really know how to service-desk...""

They really don't. They have this strange chat app for help, and it never feels like they really know how to do help desk and service.

Their help desk *software* for us, their customers, is serviceable, once you get used to it.

America's anti-hacking laws are so loose, even Donald Trump Jr broke them. So, what do we do about it?

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Oh, there's no hero worship - the actual fun is in seeing a common fellow best his supposed betters. If he were a hero, it wouldn't be nearly as much fun.

(And if a clownish lout was a better choice than his betters - which he was - that's hardly his fault, is it?)

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So, federal police who desperately wanted to find him to be guilty of something couldn't do so, but he's still guilty, er, somehow, because he just has to be, darn it! (stamps foot)

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Think your worst nightmares come true.

Oh no! You mean like Handmaid Tale?? Yikes, that's so plausible too!

And the horror! A nightmare indeed! We would never tolerate a country that covers its women for modesty and arranges marriages and stuff! (Oh, wait ...)

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Um

he was sent a direct message from Wikileaks during the election campaign about a new site that was about to go live at putintrump.org that purported to have evidence of misdoing between the Trump Campaign and Russian government. Wikileaks had correctly guessed the (terrible) admin password of putintrump.org - it was "putintrump" - and sent the password to Don Junior as a heads-up.

OK, I'm normally a bit of a hard*** about even the mildest "hacking", but seriously?

This is like glancing into an open cardboard box that has been left in a public commons.

Baffling tale of Apple shops' 'non-facial' 'facial recognition', a stolen ID, and a $1bn lawsuit after a wrongful arrest

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Re: So that's why the pencils are so expensive

I know, right? It's not as though he were accused of something truly horrific, like an insulting Facebook post.

We've read the Mueller report. Here's what you need to know: ██ ██ ███ ███████ █████ ███ ██ █████ ████████ █████

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Re: They should just look into..

Do you listen to yourself?

Perhaps we should just use law enforcement to investigate our political opponents, as we just *know* they are evil ... surely they'll find something ... if nothing else maybe they'll find something embarrassing and leak it.

And you think that's a *good* idea??

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Re: Motive?

Er, because Putin didn't want the 'reset button" and "sure, you can have all the uranium" lady? Because that makes so much sense?

Yeah, I do see why you are puzzled. Perhaps your premises have a problem somewhere ...

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Re: Please just give it a break

Well, re those tech platforms, if you actually live in the country in question, you *know* that the Russian "meddling" thereon didn't change anything.

If you disliked Hilary and business as usual, you didn't *need* a few ludicrous posts on Facebook to vote against her. The idea that the tiny Russian activity, in a sea of *real* issues and *real* domestic discussion, made the decisive difference is just laughable.

(If you really believe it though, find and hire those Russians; most amazing marketers *ever*.)

No, it's a gigantic tantrum, a gigantic fit of sour grapes. Alarmingly, the full weight of federal law enforcement was used for this tantrum.

It's embarrassing, sure, but not to whom you think or for the reasons you think,.

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Re: I'm just wondering why

Er ... whatever side you might on in various things, when the Russians really *were* Reds, that's when the Democrats loved them.

Democrats are about 30 years late in becoming anti-Russian.

Microsoft debuts Bosque – a new programming language with no loops, inspired by TypeScript

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Re: Ah, the loop

Meanwhile, in the real world, I have to program a daily check on a 1,700,000-record database. How you gonna do that, Mr NoLoop ?

With 3,400,000 parentheses.

Because if it all fits on one line, it's not a loop! (ducks)

Firefox arrives for Snapdragon Windows and Slack sidles up to Office 365

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Re: stats

Ah, so a poll test in order to vote. What could go wrong?

Watch Toyota's huge basketball robot shoot a hoop, and read up on how you should think about AI and, erm, Jesus

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Your last sentence there is based on ... nothing. (Fortunately for the wives of Southern Baptists.)

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Re: Southern Baptists

Well ... whether you believe it or not is up to you, but food laws in particular were repealed (or rather fulfilled, as with all Jewish ceremonial law):

https://biblia.com/bible/esv/Acts%2010.9-16

Just sayin', there are reasons that Christians don't observe Jewish dietary laws but do observer Jewish sexual laws. You don't have to believe the reasons, but it couldn't hurt to try to understand them.

It's not as though nobody noticed some big blooper here until some blog snarker did in 2019.

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Re: Southern Baptists

Because ... snark?

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"Unfortunately, the ERLC doesn’t believe in any other kind of sex besides that between a husband and wife."

Why "unfortunately"? That's been the preferred stance of most cultures for most of history.

Motion detectors: say hello, wave goodbye and… flushhhhhh

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Re: Why it's important to specify units.

We prefer "non-conformists" ;)

In reality, it's more of a collective "meh". F works well enough.

0 and 100 are essentially the bounds within which any sane human would want to operate. Actually feels rather logical.

In addition to spanning a continent making the "need" to change seem less than pressing (it's not like we're constantly rubbing elbows with those using different units), technology makes the need less pressing all the time. We now all carry pocket computers for instant conversions, for all those occasions we need to convert anything (so basically "never" with perhaps a rounding error).

London's Metropolitan Police arrest Julian Assange

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Re: Interesting timing ....

The problem is that "perfectly legal contacts with Russians" isn't justification for letting your political opponents use the FBI to investigate every inch of your life and then dump everything they dug up on the public, when even the supposed crime justifying it all (and which the aptly named "probe" wasn't limited to) didn't ever happen.

But to hell with fairness and justice and terrible precedents, because must-hate-Trump.

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Re: International Law

Yeah, that would be great, wouldn't it? The bows and arrows would have come in very handy at D day.

Apple disables iPad for 48 years after toddler runs amok

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Re: Three year olds can't read

Yep, at three my parents thought I was just remembering words when I read along with stories - until I picked up a novel off their bookshelf and started reading it aloud.

IBM bid to unmask age discrimination whistleblower goes down in flames

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Re: Behaviour like this..

Why bring him into this? Has he commented on it at all?

You were warned and you didn't do enough: UK preps Big Internet content laws

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Re: "is already a psychotic"

"For now, yes, we have mostly a few psychotics who would be probably dangerous anyway - but beware, the more people are subject to dangerous stimuli, the more higher the danger it becomes a collective attitude, not limited to a few weak minds."

I'd be worried first then about horror movies, which seem like they'd have way more impact than say, a Facebook post.

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"How do you stop a regulator from becoming all-powerful?"

It's almost as though you need some sort of rider clause about free speech, within your highest level of law ...

Brit rocket boffins Reaction Engines notch up first supersonic precooler test

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Re: Amazing

No you aren't.

Ex-Mozilla CTO: US border cops demanded I unlock my phone, laptop at SF airport – and I'm an American citizen

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Re: Don't travel to the US.

You realize your absurdity here, right?

You can trash Trump all you want on FB ... FB loves it and promotes it, and also no government will do anything to you.

Citation: my eyes.

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Re: @AC Don't travel to the US.

That and in the UK you can be locked up for ... an unkind Facebook post.

We all have our issues ...

Office Depot, OfficeMax, Support.com cough up $35m after charging folks millions in 'fake' malware cleanup fees

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Re: So, no wrongdoing. But $35m in penalties.

Yep, that's the fallacy of the false alternative.

"Instead of evil BigCorp that's in the news all the time, you should just use, er ... that perfectly trustworthy alternative over there, you know, the one that gets far less scrutiny ... "

What bugs me the most? World+dog just accepts crap software resilience

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Re: Utterly fatous article

Which is a longer way of saying that good enough is good enough. Which is true in many areas of life.

Chap joins elite support team, solves what no one else can. Is he invited back? Is he f**k

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It had suddenly stopped accepting new data and the supplier had said it would take weeks and cost several grand to fix it as nobody had taken out a support contract with them.

To be fair, the supplier was probably given next to no details, and since there was no support contract, had to give a quote.

Been there ...

Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers

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Re: All too late

"The only thing that makes this less embarrassing is watching Trump, who makes UK politicians look kind of competent."

Trump won because despite his clownery, the "real" politicians appeared to be a worse choice. Than a clown.

Let that sink in.

Q&A: Crypto-guru Bruce Schneier on teaching tech to lawmakers, plus privacy failures – and a call to techies to act

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not a bad thing, in itself

Lawmakers are reluctant to disrupt the enormous wealth creation machine that technology has turned out to be.

That's ... not a bad thing, in itself.

Obviously it can't be allowed to simply override all other concerns, but it's hardly an invalid concern of its own. Without enormous wealth creation machines you have poverty, which is best when avoided.

Science says death metal fans delightful and intelligent people, great at dinner parties

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Re: My theory on the matter

Except that actual research on "letting it out" (punching pillows, primal screams, etc.) generally shows that it makes people *more* angry, more ready to act out, not less.

It turns out that anger is more of a habit than a gas.

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Re: Not surprising

Good thing those are the only two choices - life might get complicated otherwise!

(Snarking more at the study, not you.)

They're BAAACK: Windows 10 nagware team loads trebuchet with annoying reminders to GTFO Windows 7

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Re: Oh well,

Oy.

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Re: Oh well,

> Looks like the missus is getting Linux on our aging but faultless laptop soon then.

If my missus's crafting machines worked with Linux, I'd be saying the same.

Since they don't ... garr.

What today links Gmail, Google Drive, YouTube, Facebook, Instagram – apart from being run by monopolistic personal data harvesters?

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That's a great idea! Let us know when you've convinced all his customers.

Alphabet top brass OK'd $100m-plus payouts to execs accused of sexual misconduct – court docs

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key words

" allegedly signed off multimillion-dollar payouts to senior execs accused of sexual misconduct"

Aren't the key words here "allegedly" and "accused"?

Racist self-driving car scare debunked, inside AI black boxes, Google helps folks go with the TensorFlow...

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Re: Asimov

If I recall, the criminals in the core gang of bad guys in Robocop were all scruffy white guys, except for one black man. (At the time, that was probably rather daring; *all* the bad guys should have been white, lol.)

(There *was* a joke about the one black criminal using his, er, equipment to distract a white woman cop. But I'm sure that wasn't racist at all ...)

Champagne corks undocked as SpaceX brings the Crew Dragon back to Earth

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Re: Here in the UK... off topic

Or when the Chinese restaurant menu simply doesn't have your year in their animal zodiac table and you have to do the math.

TalkTalk kept my email account active for 8 years after I left – now it's spamming my mates

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Re: It is too late

Perhaps she, er, he, er, zhe, uh, "identifies" as ... oh, forget it :)

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

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Re: Combined reply :)

Oh come now, you conformed a little.

You haven't worn a tricornered hat, or a toga, have you?

We all conform ...

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Re: We have surely reached peak beard.

70s motorcycle cop?

Web hacker 'Alfabeto Virtual' thrown in the clink for 3 months by US judge who wanted to 'send a message'

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Hmm, which tack to take?

Decades in old chokey seems a bit harsh for mere "shenanigans". Awful US and its prison fetish and all that.

But then, it's Russia, so ... perhaps nothing can be too harsh.

Foldables herald the beginning of the end of the smartphone fetish

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Re: cynic

"I understand the need for a bigger screen, which is why I don't do much on the phone other than calls, music, SMS, mail, google maps and the odd bit of internet to solve pub arguments."

Not to play contrarian, but isn't that, er, quite a lot?

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Re: cynic

"I'd like a bigger screen. Phone is a pain for anything except some limited apps like banking."

I find it's good for a surprising number of things. *If* the app is designed well.

I wouldn't have thought that a language learning app would be good on a phone, for example, but Memrise is really well done. Phone version is even better than the web version, in my opinion.

Sure, there are many things that a desktop or larger display is better for, just saying that I was surprised how many things work on a small display, if designed well. That's the big "if".

After last year's sexism shambles, 2019's RSA infosec bash has upped its inclusivity game

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How/when will you know when it's "fixed"? When there is a 50/50 split of speakers? When there are "booth dudes" instead of booth babes?

How, exactly?

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