* Posts by A.P. Veening

3903 publicly visible posts • joined 15 Aug 2018

Are you sure you've got a floppy disk stuck in the drive? Or is it 100 lodged in the chassis?

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Endstop recalibration

I don't know about C64 5.25" drive head position recalibration, but you just described the operation of an Apple ][ disk drive. Upon start, the head would be moved for 40 tracks to reach track zero (of 36) as there was no indicator where it was. After that initial move, the position was kept in memory until the next restart.

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Re: One, OK, hundred, I have my doubts

"Rule 4: Users lie."

You're off by four, that is rule zero ;)

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Re: One, OK, hundred, I have my doubts

Essex girl joke #2:

Q) How do you know your Essex girl secretary was replaced by another Essex girl?

A) There is writing over the Tippex.

BOFH: Tick tick BOOM. It's B-day! No we're not eating Brussels flouts...

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Re: Office slide

If things hold up, about just as many as your (and my) downvotes ;)

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Re: Luckily....

"Although we do have one Consultant who owns a manually-pushed lawn-mower and keeps wittering on about Mindfulness"

Tell him to mind his own business.

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Re: My OCD is firing up

You only got OCD? You don't know how lucky you are. You should try CDO sometime ;)

It is about the same as OCD, but the characters are in alphabetical order as they DAMN WELL SHOULD BE!!!

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Re: Poor Marksmen

I am rather surprised the head of HR survived (or at least his demise wasn't mentioned).

Microsoft reckons the accursed Windows 10 October 2018 Update is finally fit for business

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Re: There should be a 'Frustration' channel

The image that really comes to mind is an incompetent prostitute, you get screwed without the benefit of getting laid.

Stop us if you've heard this one: IBM sued after axing older staff, this time over 'denying' them their legal rights

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Re: When I was a wee lad

"People who go into HR are like politicians..."

Incompetent whores? They screw you without the benefit of getting laid.

It's coooming: Windows 10 October 2018 Update adoption slows ahead of the next release

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Re: Let's get real

Nah, just incompetence (to a criminal degree). The things can improve rapidly at Microsoft when the bean counters are kicked out and competent technicians can do their jobs again like they should (after hiring a set of those competent technicians, all gone thanks to those bean counters).

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Nothing new

"This update contains nothing new. We simply updated the version numbers of several components in the OS."

Probably a factually true statement, they just broke it by removing something old (but necessary).

DXC Security exec: Yes, I'd have thought we'd spend more on certs and laptop kit for staff, too

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Re: We are a family!

The correct phrase is "incestual buggering".

As Red Hat prepares to become part of Big Blue, its financials look as solid as Linux kernel 2.4

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Re: Goodbye Red Hat

"Taking bets on how many staff IBM dump in the first 12 months? I'm guessing at least 25%"

That would be overdoing it a bit with over 30% leaving already in that same time period for other reasons than being dumped.

Ethiopian Airlines boss confirms suspect flight software was in use as Boeing 737 Max crashed

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Re: It seems to me there is a relatively simple temporary solution

There is a correct, extremely simple, but maybe not so temporary solution: Ground those planes.

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Re: MCAS

"I think that it's a tragedy that so many people have died due to a potential software fault."

Hardly a software fault, the software functioned flawlessly. Shame it got garbage as input, but given the garbage input, the garbage output was to be expected.

This was a major hardware design fault.

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Re: Why not just disable the system and put the planes back in the air?

"What Africa & China would then do is an open question"

Africa is an open question, but taking the fledgling aviation industry in China into account, CAAC will insist on a very thorough re-certification, strictly and totally independent from FAA. If Boeing is luckier than it deserves, CAAC and EASA will do the re-certification together, but I am not going to bet on it.

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Re: Cancelled orders

Garuda already cancelled four days ago, see: Indonesia's Garuda is canceling its $4.9 billion order for the Boeing 737 Max.

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Re: I would expect a longer process for re-certification

"Boeing execs and their families should exclusively fly 737 Maxs with the least options before anyone else is put on that thing...."

Please add Boeing bean counters and all FAA staff to that list. And while we are at it, including congress (both houses) and the executive branch wouldn't be a bad idea either.

Campaigners cry foul over NHS Digital plans to grant policy wonks and researchers access to patient-level data

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Interesting

I'd recommend the British government finishes Brexit first, is probably a lot easier and definitely a lot less controversial.

Top personnel general joined Capita months after firm won its Army recruiting IT contract

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Re: And who will lose out?

"Pigs are useful animals. High ranking officers, Capita staff and corrupt politicians less so."

High ranking officers, Capita staff and corrupt politicians are neither useful nor animals (and most definitely not human either).

TV piracy ring walks the plank after Euro cops launch 14 raids and shutter 11 data centres

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Re: advertising

Whoosh!

Debate around Huawei espionage fears in UK about as clear as those darn Brexit negotiations

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Re: Buy Huawei kit - install the open-source Network Operating System

"just replace the firmware with something that we can trust."

And where do you suggest we get that trustworthy firmware? Please don't tell me it will be supplied by an American company, that is already proven untrustworthy.

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Double standards?

I somehow fail to be concerned about possible backdoors in Huawei equipment while I still have to worry about and deal with proven backdoors in Cisco equipment.

As far as I am concerned, Chinese companies get one strike because of that legislation, American companies get three strikes for proven misconduct and so are OUT!

Chap joins elite support team, solves what no one else can. Is he invited back? Is he f**k

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Re: not neccessarily very good at brown-nosing...

" I resent him the original email informing him, and the rest of his crew, of the formula, and explained that the straight line was a direct result of applying that formula."

I hope you also BCC:ed it to the superior of that Head of Sales.

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"I arranged to loan the project team the majority of my "sick" techs when they got back to catch up with the bunch of incredibly shit jobs that had been put off forever by the project team a long way away from the rest of the department, purely of course to ensure that any lingering sickness bug that they might have brought back with them didn't spread throughout the department."

Something tells me you received your Bastard Manager From Hell papers with a good reason ;)

As for unions, shoot to kill.

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Name and shame so the paying customers (parents) know.

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Re: I'm lazy. Really fucking lazy!

And now as a clickable link.

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Re: Good idea

Chances of one in a million crop up nine times out of ten.

LOL EPA OIG NDA WTF: Eco-watchdog's auditors barred from seeing own agency's cloud security report by gagging order

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Kafka?

I am getting the feeling some idiot in Washington DC read some works by Franz Kafka and thought they were a rule book instead of fiction.

Public disgrace: 82% of EU govt websites stalked by Google adtech cookies – report

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Re: A Simple Solution

I am afraid several governments don't get it and will follow your recommendation.

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Re: Suggestions?

How about a Pi-Hole? If you run it on a Raspberry Pi, it can do the ad blocking for all internet equipped stuff in your home.

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Re: GDPR is a cookie own-goal

Those cookie walls have been deemed illegal by the relevant authority here in the Netherlands (ACM) and I expect the same to happen pretty soon in most of the EU and the EEA. The obvious exception will be the UK thanks to Brexit, but that is their problem.

Google takes a page from Microsoft of old and revives browser ballot on Android

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IE (and Edge)

I've been known to occasionally use IE (or Edge)

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to download a decent browser, usually when installing a Windows computer.

Ransomware drops the Lillehammer on Norsk Hydro: Aluminium giant forced into manual mode after systems scrambled

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Re: DRP

The documents for the Disaster Recovery Plan were the first to be encrypted by ransomware.

What was that P word? Ah. Privacy. Yes, we'll think about privacy, says FCC mulling cellphone location data overhaul

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Re: Pai's FCC

In that case we have the problem of somebody meddling with the rules who doesn't even play, similar to the official position of the Roman Catholic Church upon sex and anti-conceptics, meaning disqualified.

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Re: Pai's FCC

"Pai will not do anything that might restrict cell carriers from making every dime of profit they can, no matter the cost to people or society at large."

So put a bounty on Pai's head and let the bounty hunters do their job. I think he will see the light pretty soon (though it might be the fiery red light of hell's fires).

Boeing big cheese repeats pledge of 737 Max software updates following fatal crashes

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I'd say they guessed wrong and it will cost them even more money. A full re-certification will be required now and EASA and CAAC (to name just two) aren't going to rubber stamp the FAA certificate this time, but will require re-certification independent from FAA. If Boeing is luckier than it deserves, EASA and CAAC will agree to a combined certification, but will still have to be without FAA.

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Re: Criminal Negligence and/or Corporate Malfeasance? Those are a Rock and a Hard Place

But those DRLs don't activate the rear lights and therein lies the real problem.

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Re: Finger of blame

"In either case, someone should go to prison."

After a severe flogging.

NB: I object to capital punishment as there always is the possibility of finding an innocent guilty, I don't object to corporal punishment that leaves no more permanent injury than a scar.

PuTTY in your hands: SSH client gets patched after RSA key exchange memory vuln spotted

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Re: "basically operated by one volunteer in charge of a small team of volunteers"

"In the end, unless you speak fluent C++ (with a security specialisation to boot), you're still trusting "someone else" to deliver secure and reliable code. Or you're still trusting "someone else" to review the code for you in a timely manner."

Even if that is the case, you still have to trust the compiler (and the compiler's compiler).

This headline is proudly brought to you by wired keyboards: Wireless Fujitsu model hacked

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Re: Nasty problem

And while you are at it, also use a tailed rodent.

Wireless mice need batteries and get lost.

Bad cup of Java leaves nasty taste in IBM Watson's 'AI' mouth: Five security bugs to splat in analytics gear

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Re: I look forward to...

I don't see any reason to post that one as an AC, have a --->

We don't want to be Latch key-less kids: NYC tenants sue landlords for bunging IoT 'smart' lock on their front door

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"How does the postal carrier gain entrance to put mail in the tenants’ mailboxes?"

The correct and safe answer would be that the postal carrier doesn't gain entrance, the postal carrier just pushes the mail into mailslots at street level.

What made a super high-tech home in Victorian England? Hydroelectric witchery, for starters

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Interesting

Should be an interesting place to visit with my sons when I am in the neighbourhood. Might take a while though as I live in another country.

College student with 'visions of writing super-cool scripts' almost wipes out faculty's entire system

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To err is human

To really screw up, you need a computer.

Ted had the right idea as such repetitive jobs are ideal for automation. Unfortunately, it is too easy to screw as he discovered.

Welcome. You're now in a timeline in which US presidential hopeful Beto was a member of a legendary hacker crew

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Re: Nice

When did he get promoted to 2-bit?

Click here to see the New Zealand livestream mass-murder vid! This is the internet Facebook, YouTube, Twitter built!

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Re: A comment from Christchurch

I can understand your need and I don't mind people studying things like this. However, I do mind people stumbling upon it without being prepared for it. I also do mind people applauding this kind of atrocity. And I strongly object to life-streaming atrocities, at least to the general public. If it helps law enforcement services, they can watch it life (and real time) while on duty.

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Re: Your "nutter on a rampage" is China's "Tiananmen Square"

I think there is a bit of a difference between somebody armed with grocery bags standing in front of a tank and somebody shooting an automatic gun in a mosque full of praying people. I just hope I am not the only one.

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Re: El Reg follows common sense!

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"People" (note I use that term very loosely in this case) that stoop to this level should be covered exactly twice:

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Make that thrice:

Finally (after dying in prison) the body should be covered with earth in an unmarked grave at an undisclosed location.

Q&A: Crypto-guru Bruce Schneier on teaching tech to lawmakers, plus privacy failures – and a call to techies to act

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Re: Willful Clueless

"Your second group has an unfortunate tendency to become managers and politicians."

Is their any other meaningful distinction between the two than that politicians are usually failed managers?