* Posts by jasha

11 posts • joined 15 Aug 2018

Astroboffins agog after spotting the first repeating fast radio burst that pings every 16 days from another galaxy

jasha

Re: Aliens? Or something more prosaic? We're hoping for aliens

Well, we didn't use it all, Oncoming Scorn. Who did?

Tech can endure the most inhospitable environments: Space, underwater, down t'pit... even hairdressers

jasha

Re: Might have mentioned this before...

I'm more of a pastry vampire.

jasha

Re: Might have mentioned this before...

No harm, no foal.

[edit] Too slow...

10 PRINT Memorial in New Hampshire marks the birthplace of BASIC

jasha

Re: BASIC as a scripting language

Upvote for mentioning the QL. Lovely, albeit somewhat crippled, machine.

AI can now animate the Mona Lisa's face or any other portrait you give it. We're not sure we're happy with this reality

jasha

Re: This is Edison Carter, coming to you Live and Direct, on Network 23.

Just 20 minutes into the future...

Let 15 July forever be known as P-Day: When UK's smut fans started being asked for their age

jasha

Good morning Mr. Newsagent. I'd like to purchase one of your fine jazz vouchers please.

Not cool, man: Dixons spanked over discount on luxury 'smart' fridge with wildly fluctuating price

jasha

Re: 4k for a fridge?

No toast, no muffins, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns! And definitely no smegging flapjacks!

Found yet another plastic nostalgia knock-off under the tree? You, sir, need an emulator

jasha

I'll stick to my old beige plastic

My trusty Miggy still sits on my desk with its accompanying multiscan CRT (Commodore, of course). Much more enjoyable than firing up an emulator on the modern black box that resides at the other end of the desk.

Oh, and there's also a C64 tucked on there too.

Roughly 30 years after its birth at UK's Acorn Computers, RISC OS 5 is going open source

jasha

And being able to chuck assembler straight into your basic code. The best BASIC by miles.

Take my advice: The only safe ID is a fake ID

jasha

Kyden-Titty, Fay

Made me laugh much more than it probably should have.

Samsung Galaxy Note 9: A steep price to pay

jasha

Re: Acorn UI

If you left the battery in it, then it may need some rescuing first!

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