* Posts by Zippy´s Sausage Factory

1465 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Aug 2018

Vivaldi email client released 7 years after first announcement

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Re: Why is it so hard to find a good email program?

Last time I tried Thunderbird, it sent an email while I was writing a draft. Seven times. Fortunately it wasn't anything serious, but I went back to Mac Mail after that. It may not be as feature rich as Thunderbird but at least it hasn't gone completely hatstand on me (yet).

IETF publishes HTTP/3 RFC to take the web from TCP to UDP

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Devil

"Microsoft also liked QUIC so much it created its own version..."

Ah yes - embrace, extend, extinguish...

"... and open-sourced it."

Wait... that's not the Microsoft I remember...

Microsoft delays next Exchange Server release to 2025

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Windows

Cloud first. Subscription first. They're really trying to fulfil BillG's answer to the question of what it was he really wanted to achieve with Micros~1: "$110 a year from everyone on the planet"

When management went nuclear on an innocent software engineer

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Re: Next time

Disasters? To someone with my minimal level of cooking skills, that sounds like a minor triumph.

Microsoft slows some hiring for Windows, Teams, and Office

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Unhappy

Re: They can't be that competitive.

Not to mention the basic stuff that the Graph API still can't do (or has four different ways to try and do, only one of which works).

Lonestar plans to put datacenters in the Moon's lava tubes

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Devil

Now if I were writing this as a work of fiction, I'd have lots of big executive bonuses, followed by another round of funding, more huge executive bonuses, and then - oh dear, the costs are way more expensive than we figured, time to go bankrupt, followed by executives disappearing to tropical regimes that have no extradition treaties...

I'm not suggesting for one second that that's what's happening here, of course, but after the whole Theranos thing I just can't help seeing grandiose expensive business plans like this without trying to work out an angle like that. Maybe I've been watching too much Better Call Saul...

Clearview AI fined millions in the UK: No 'lawful reason' to collect Brits' images

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Re: And the enforceability of this fine is done how?

In other words they can't right now legally sell to ANY business in the UK, or that has a UK subsidiary that would use their technology without automatically becoming liable to pay the fine.

Microsoft revises software licensing, cloud policies amid EU regulator scrutiny

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Windows

Re: 'turn a long list of issues into a shorter list of issues.'

No, that one is 'turn a long list of issues into a longer list of issues.'

Google keeps legacy G Suite alive and free for personal use

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Unhappy

Re: Office 365 Family is $100/year ?

In my experience, all you get for your money is more crashes, more lost work, more frustration and more annoyance. Not worth the money any more.

/edit: oh, and Access. Which was always the only bit of Office that was ever any good.

Elon Musk puts Twitter deal on hold over bot numbers claim

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Re: He might not be stupid

This is, of course, without even mentioning existence of Virgin Galactic, whatever Bezos effort is called, as well as the European Space Agency. But we could be here all day if we start down that road.

The end of the iPod – last model available 'while supplies last'

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The iPod classic was great. The nano was good, if a trifle buggy (especially if you're a last.fm addict, as I am, the fact that it sometimes just forgets what you played today is annoying).

The touch however, I could do without. The terrible Podcasts app I just find excruciating. iOS 6 handled it WAY better than anything afterwards.

Jeffrey Snover claims Microsoft demoted him for inventing PowerShell

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Devil

Re: I would get it fired for inventing Powershell

Of course we don't. But unless there's an easily reusable KPI formula for it in one of their college course books, neither do they.

Europe's GDPR coincides with dramatic drop in Android apps

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Re: Ha!! More Misdirection Aimed At Frightening Folk Who Know Nothing About Technology!!!!

If you mean that GDPR doesn't go far enough, I'd agree. But it's a good step in the right direction, at least.

Only Microsoft can give open source the gift of NTFS. Only Microsoft needs to

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Devil

If they're going to add it in, it has to be tested first. It's a new addition, just as the read/write NTFS support is new in Linux. It's going through the same system they always use for releasing new features. Why is it so bad that it isn't released yet? I'm having trouble identifying what you would want instead, as if they simply sent it out from dev to full release, I bet you would have several (correct) complaints about adequate testing.

Ah yes, Micros~1's testing system that seems to consist of

(a) release

(b) get bug reports

(c) close bug reports with snarky comments as to how users are using it in a way for which it wasn't intended

(d) sit down and have a cup of coffee with Satan.

Outlook bombards Safari users with endless downloads

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Re: Why does this remind me..

I also remember the time they made IIS 4 incompatible with IE 4, while Netscape chugged on perfectly happily. Good times.

Windows 11's tablet-friendly taskbar pulled from Insider builds

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Devil

I suspect there was a bug in it that they couldn't be bothered fixing, or some manager didn't like it. I mean, why would they change the habits of a lifetime by actually listening to user feedback, instead of either ignoring it or replying with a snidely worded piece that's just a longwinded way of saying "you're wrong"?

UK watchdogs ask how they can better regulate algorithms

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Devil

Re: OMG

Politicians?

Do they understand things?

What things do they understand?

Let's find out!

That would have been a tv show I'd watch. Whether J D Salinger was producing it or not.

Elon Musk set to buy Twitter in $44b deal, promises stuff

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Re: Just charge for access

They're definitely not communists as Marx envisioned it, but then he had a pretty utopian vision in mind. Weirdly, he derides socialism for being this somehow out-of-touch fantasyland and then proceeds to go a step beyond. And yet, Robert Owen* got on the fiver** and he didn't. Quel surprise.

* a man I'd class as an actual socialist - unlike, for example, anyone who's ever been a head of state.

** or was it the tenner? It's a while back and I can't quite remember.

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Meh

Re: Just charge for access

I find many people who claim to be Marxists, or who throw shade at Marxists, haven't actually read any Marx to begin with. (And nearly all regimes that claim to be "communist" or "Marxist" tend to use the word as window dressing for kleptocratic authoritarianism, much the same way as any country that uses "democratic" in its name does, but I digress)

You may disagree with some of his economic thinking (and I do), but his documenting of the working standards of the time (and especially of slavery) are hard to read.

There are nearly half a billion active users of Start news feed, says Microsoft

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Re: Fixed it for you

You jest, but I'd guess in most cases that's true.

I've never actually turned it off because I use OpenShell instead and I suspect I probably count in that half billion because it probably background updates itself.

Microsoft partners balk at new licensing scheme, dent growth

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Flame

Microsoft's long game seems to be to transition everybody to monthly payments for everything and try to get rid of perpetual licences, the channel, resellers, the lot. Anyone who can take a cut of their revenue they now seem to see as being a parasite sucking the cash from their very wallet...

Microsoft fixes Point of Sale bug that delayed Windows 11 startup for 40 minutes

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XP? My local supermarket (not Lidl) was still running Windows 2000 last time I saw...

Not to dis your diskette, but there are some unexpected sector holes

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Meh

Why was I expecting to hear about a ring binder full of floppy disks, neatly hole punched... straight through the media

(Where's the "shudders in fear" icon when you need it?)

Why the Linux desktop is the best desktop

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Re: re. Anyone who tells you Linux is hard to use wasn't paying attention

I'm not quite sure what your issue is but I have the reverse.

The two Windows machines on my desk have fits over being connected to dual monitors on a regular basis, usually ending up in reboots, unplugging and replugging and a fair bit of swearing.

MacOs required a third party tool to stop the resolutions randomly changing.

Ubuntu, on the other hand, is just solid as a rock.

That said, Ubuntu is the only thing here running on a Lenovo, so maybe that's the common factor?

Day 7 of the great Atlassian outage: IT giant still struggling to restore access

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Devil

From the ZSF book of quotations...

"But if it's in the cloud, that's always cheaper and safer because we don't need local people managing it? And if it goes wrong we can just sue them, right? Right?" -- way too many middle managers

Rivals aren't convinced by Microsoft's one-click default browser change

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Re: Browsers

I love Vivaldi, personally. The email is a bit brutal but I do like it. Like you, I gave up on Thunderbird, not so much because I've found problems but just because it seems to be trying to do so much in the same program it's just silly. (Still not found anything half as good as my old Psion or Lotus Organizer, either).

Brave is nice but not too bad. I use it mainly for my RSS reader as it is a bit more hardcore about blocking trackers and so on.

Safari I still use for my online banking (and nothing else) because the banks seem to be a bit dim.

Chrome I use for testing websites for work. And sometimes Edge, if I can stand it.

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Flame

Microsoft's behaviour with Edge shows that the Internet Explorer cases taught them only that you can just ignore any complaints about anti-competitive behaviour and just keep doing whatever you want because there's really no repercussions whatsoever.

Time to split them up, like they should have done in the first place. Four companies this time: cloud services, Office, Windows and other software, and massive financial penalties if any of the four give preferential treatment to any of the other three.

Bank had no firewall license, intrusion or phishing protection – guess the rest

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Re: Maybe they should have outsourced their IT...

It's almost as if that would cost money, and costing money would impact the executive bonuses and that would be a Bad Thing.

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Facepalm

Re: Root Causes

I remember once a colleague telling me about suggesting something open source to their manager:

"So, how much does it cost?"

"It's free"

"Ok, but who sets it up for us, what consultancy?"

"We can do it ourselves"

"But what if it goes wrong, who do we sue?"

"We don't."

"This sounds like pirate software to me, I'm not approving it. And if you suggest anything like this again, it'll be a written warning."

European antitrust watchdogs sniff around Microsoft cloud licensing deals

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Devil

Has anyone complained? That's the key point with the EU I think, someone has to complain.

Still, I don't expect much will come from the Micros~1 probe for a very long time, and even then it'll be too little, too late. No more than a slap on one of the many tentacles MS uses to abuse its market position.

Microsoft backtracks on lack of easy Windows browser choice

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Devil

So what happened... they finally rolled out the beta of 11 to legal and someone in there started getting nervous?

*cough* antitrust *cough*

Lockbit wins ransomware speed test, encrypts 25,000 files per minute

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Re: Encryption is a legit process

If they're using the built in Windows encryption, that's one thing. If they've rolled their own libraries, that's probably harder to detect.

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The first thought in my head was to detect anything reading and writing files continually. The problem there is that reading files continually is going to raise a false positive on (for example) an antivirus scan, while continually writing files is going to hit other things like encrypting disks and compressing files. And a way to mark that process as being safe to do what it's doing is going to be able to be commandeered by ransomware anyway.

IcedID malware, in the hijacked email thread, with the insecure Exchange servers

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Unhappy

The techniques get more and more elaborate once you've got the nasty, but the way to avoid it remains the same: don't open attachments unless you're 100% sure you can trust them.

But will people ever learn? Probably not.

This browser-in-browser attack is perfect for phishing

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Meh

Re: Skins and themes

I think these days browsers do actually allow you to reference the colour scheme using "magic numbers" - like Windows has constants such as &H8000000F, which refers to "button highlight" and will resolve to whatever colour you've set the highlight to. I suspect this is because a lot of them just pass the values through without checking them.

I guess we're going to need another browser option to ignore those constants somehow.

Meta sued for 'aiding and abetting' crypto scammers

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Devil

"The Artist Formerly Known As Facebook"

Very clever. But that's not the word beginning with A that I'd have chosen to use...

Microsoft proposes type syntax for JavaScript

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Meh

I'm in two minds here

One side of me thinks rational, sensible changes to JavaScript would be appropriate and would help tremendously with the language.

The other side of me immediately goes "Microsoft? Does it smell a bit embrace-extend-extinguish in here or is it just me?"

As good as it looks, somehow I can't get it out of my mind that this large, wooden, horse-shaped object is just a little bit too conveniently gift wrapped...

Chromium-adjacent Otter browser targets OS/2

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Well it looks like that's my weekend sorted then...

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Pint

It's almost as though they don't even know that Vivaldi exists.

(That said, I now want to dig out my OS/2 install discs and build an OS/2 4 virtual machine to play with... I miss OS/2. A virtual pint to the Otter guys for aiming to support it!)

Microsoft squashes OneDrive bug that caused files to linger after PC wipe

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Pint

"the disastrous October 2018 roll out of Windows 10, which infamously gifted users with extra disk space by quietly wiping their data."

The BOFH would be proud... a virtual beer to the OneDrive team for finally following in the great one's footsteps...

It's not WW3. Spotify, Discord, Google Cloud had a wobble

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Joke

But if they attack Spotify how will their far-right podcasters be able to spread their Russian propaganda? Won't someone think of the money?

</sarcasm>

NHS Digital's demise bad for 55 million patients' privacy – ex-chairman

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Unhappy

FTFY

"NHS Digital's former chairman is warning has just realised that the merger of the agency with NHS England threatens the privacy is designed to facilitate the sale of people's personal data."

Saving a loved one from a document disaster

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Meh

Re: The joy...

Early on in my career I had a customer who bought something (WordPerfect? Works? can't remember) and it came with a demo of a desktop publisher program. They tried it out and rang us up in a fury because it printed "Demo" in big letters on every page.

They refused to believe it was a demo - after all, they were the original disks, why doesn't it work? - and asked for their money back, but only on the demo part. Eventually my boss managed to explain that it was a freebie, and got them to settle for him visiting them to uninstall it...

Govt suggests Brits should hand passports to social media companies

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Re: It's ID cards again isn't it?

They have ID cards in most European countries, but the difference between the ones here and in the UK is that they aren't a vast, we-want-to-know-everything-about-you-and-put-it-in-one-central-database nonsense like they the UK was proposing.

I honestly can say in the eight or so years I've lived here I've actually used mine maybe three or four times (if you don't count checking my social security number off the back). Actually I've mainly used it so they could look me up on the COVID vaccination database because it also has my NHS number on it.

HMRC: UK techies' IR35 tax appeals could take years

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Flame

If they have to pay the same tax then they should get paid holiday, statutory sick pay, grievance procedures, proper HR policies to follow around termination.

Contractors get none of those.

That's the trade off - you either get paid more, or you get job security.

HMRC want to change that so contractors pay the same tax as the permanent employees, but without getting the same employment benefits.

Essentially, IR35 encourages all companies to make ALL roles contract ones. They still pay the same, they still have payroll to do and taxes to pay, they just don't have to worry about pesky employment legislation any more.

Experimental WebAssembly port of LibreOffice released

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Devil

Anyone else thinking that WASM is starting to look like the new ActiveX? I'm just waiting for the security holes to all be found, followed by the panicked mass of "how to disable webassembly" posts, Vivaldi and Brave disabling it by default, and Norton releasing a wasm blocker*...

(Devil icon because I'm being part serious, part sarcastic)

* one that doesn't block their own crypto miner, natch...

Internet connection now required for Windows 11 Pro Insider setup

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Meh

I think the reason for requiring an MS account is the same as the way they're pushing Edge so hard... they feel that with the antitrust case so far behind them they can start trying to destroy all the other players in the market again. I'm not sure that, long term, this is such a sensible strategy.

Notepad Dark Mode and Android apps arrive on Windows 11

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Windows

Re: 2007 Calling...Turning off those widgets.

I remember installing Active Desktop just to get a toolbar that I used to put at the left hand edge of the screen with all my used apps in. As you can imagine, I got along well with Ubunty Unity quite well...

Users report trouble with Azure DevOps services

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Joke

Re: It's just making sure it's all compatible.

I'm not sure whether to upvote for the pun or downvote for insulting Windows 95...

Singapore signs for Azure-hued sovereign cloud from Microsoft

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Devil

Re: Does Singapore know about the Cloud Act?

I'm sure they thought about that, considered the risks carefully, weighed up the pros and cons and came up with a solution that really works for them.

Then they realised that this was all they could afford.