Posts by MrMerrymaker

UK to Europe: The time to counter Russia's information war machine is now

Re: Having left the EU in a hissy fit

The Tories were worse.

One word: lettuce

Re: And....

Interesting neither of the downvoters had the intelligence to tell you why you are "wrong"

Re: Given how many MAGA "influencers" turned out to be on the Russian payroll

Two consistent downvoters are MAGA losers

As humanoid robots enter the mainstream, security pros flag the risk of botnets on legs

Downvoted for the obvious reference

6G isn't even here yet but mobile industry wants triple the spectrum

Re: in before

One down voter believes in bullshit

Re: 5G?

Yep I can confirm my mobile download speeds are great compared to 4g

in before

Insane conspiracy losers think 6g is some kind of mind control vector or other shit

As if that level of government competence exists!

UK Covid-19 Inquiry finds early pandemic surveillance was weeks out of date

Re: Just to be clear

By nature yes a working vaccine is good

Re: Wasting my taxes

Wrong.

Re: Scamdemic

You're insane, conspiracy dude

Cloudflare coughs, half the internet catches a cold

Twitter unaccessible

Always a silver lining

Retro Games opens pre-orders for THEA1200, a full-size working Amiga replica

Re: Humbug

Don't be facetious and show some respect.

The Steam Machine rises again as Valve readies 2026 hardware trifecta

Re: This might kill Windows outside the office

Keep dreaming

Microsoft keeps adding stuff into Windows we don't want – here's what we actually need

iOS?

UK Online Safety Act 'not up to scratch' on misinformation, warn MPs

Re: What is missinformation? What is truth?

Not really gonna take advice off someone who can't even spell Misinformation.

Re: Totalitarianism never ends well

You sound like a mentally ill conspiracy theorist

Good luck getting that law passed.

You've lost the plot there Mr coward

This post is certifiably bonkers.

It's been proven a lot of the sentenced were in fact racist by the standard definition.

It was racist riots by wannabe fascists.

I was there.

EU tells US scientists to dump Trump for a lab in Europe

You seem to do this yourself though mate.

Open source AI hiring bots favor men, leave women hanging by the phone

Re: Easy solution

Easiest solution - don't bother with AI

You're a fucking proven bigot though mate

Nobody is silencing you

I'm not for example

Just calling it as I see it. You rampage around loving the right and you hate anyone not on the right, I've seen it zillions of times

Having far right beliefs makes you a bigot. You are free to talk however most of your talking just continues this unpalatable worldview.

It's your fault you're amongst people who disagree.

Emphasis on the Coward there. Your logic is faulty and you're moving the goalposts.

Rich people don't need government hand outs end of.

Three Brits charged over 'active shooter threats' swattings in US, Canada

20 years it says right there.

Re: Only in United States Of America

Would but your down voters have the courage to explain why.

Soviet probe from 1972 set to return to Earth ... in May 2025

Re: Eventually….

What, a 405 not allowed error?

Yeah I can't see this probe doing that.

the chances of hitting Trump .

So you're telling me there's a chance

Cook'd: Judge says Apple lied to court in Epic case, asks Feds to mull criminal charges

which are the goodies

Epic I guess in this limited context

I'm just glad it isn't "whoever wins we lose" - might be but yeah Apple is a monopoly of one IMO (I use a MacBook for work, and haven't rioted yet, but I'm so glad I'm not the one paying for the accessories)

How Amazon red-teamed Alexa+ to keep your kids from ordering 50 pizzas

hate to praise Amazon

So I won't but

Go, red team!

Apply logic.

AI Is so over hyped and doesn't really exist as I'm sure this place knows

So a company actually looking to make a home use of it more than just hype = I ain't bowing to any overlords just yet but I won't insult Amazon over this

Not when there's so many other things.

But yeah go red team.

Americans set to pay more on all imports: Trump activates blanket tariffs

don't pay attention to it

Unless you can touch it or you can you know feel it

Especially on these shores. Fuck America

Europe is alright. Nice food weather and pretty women. A lot closer too.

Microsoft to mark five decades of Ctrl-Alt-Deleting the competition

Paint

Speech now streaming from brains in real-time

that's really cool and

A welcome bit of good news.

Cashless society could be why fewer kids are eating coins and sticking things up their noses

Re: Cadbury's Chocolate Buttons

Good things parents exist. It's their job to sort this no?

Lawyers face judge's wrath after AI cites made-up cases in fiery hoverboard lawsuit

what are you paying for

I mean if you are giving lawyers money you're already going wrong but I don't see how this is dereliction of duty or inherently fraud

This sort of thing must be human-done, if it's advertised the humans are doing the research.

On this evidence their jobs are safe...

Creators demand tech giants fess up and pay for all that AI training data

Re: False perceptions by 'creators

You're a fucking retard mate, you attract downvotes cause you write like you have fascist beliefs and you're egotistical

Your opinions are wrong, stupid and dangerous.

Drop fucking dead, pal. Seen you crying about downvotes with no rebuttal so here's rebuttal:

You speak such absolute bullshit you're either trolling or evil. Either way: I genuinely think the world would be slightly better without you

UK government insiders say AI datacenters may be a pricey white elephant

Re: Dream on

You're a Tory though so

Fuck off with the brainwashed bullshit

US lawmakers press Trump admin to oppose UK's order for Apple iCloud backdoor

Re: Delusions?

Oh, sure, let the Tories who were in power for a generation off with it.

Get a reality check buddy.

Gilmore Girls fans nabbed as Eurocops dismantle two major cybercrime forums

An attempt at humour, one supposes?

Dell ends hybrid work policy, demands return-to-office despite remote work pledge

Re: Headline: 41 years later, Dell discovers "doublethink"

LinkedIn never counts.

Re: “least of any American’s problem.”

Yeah that was his point.

Even Windows 10 cannot escape the new Outlook

I don't have it on my Mac

Trump tells Musk to 'go get' Starliner astronauts

Your a politician?

You're.

North Korean dev who renamed himself 'Bane' accused of IT worker fraud caper

Re: Is this the Tennessee one?

Indeed.

I have resumed my personal boycott of the United States.

Amazon worker – struck and shot in New Orleans terror attack – initially denied time off

Re: Or

How long til they realise:

Pull it out

Tech support chap showed boss how to use a browser for a year – he still didn't get it

Re: "learnt many things about how not to run a company"

The Peter principle.

Are you better value for money than AI?

Re: So can AI wire a plug?

EE are pretty good. Rang them recently to upgrade my broadband and got a lovely voiced trainee woman.

AI poetry 'out-humans' humans as readers prefer bots to bards

Don't knock being on acid.

Google changes Android release cycle so new versions arrive in Q2

Re: Nope

I'm not really interested what Google think or not, my phone runs the Xiaomi.eu ROM

If Trump gets elected, get your tech buying done asap

Re: Wow.

It's about tech, are you having a bad day or just sundowning?

Ubuntu turns 20: 'Oracular Oriole' shows this old bird's still got plenty of flight

Re: On Ubuntu since 6.06

So what