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Psst, free advice: You need a hybrid multi-cloud – and here are three reasons why
A tale of mainframes and students being too clever by far
AWS adds database on-ramp to its Arm-powered instances
Amazon gets green-light to blow $10bn on 3,000+ internet satellites. All so Americans can shop more on Amazon
Brit local authority appoints a systems integrator in leap to Oracle cloud, but support time-bomb is already ticking
Linus Torvalds pines for header file fix but releases Linux 5.8 anyway
Microsoft confirms pursuit of TikTok after Satya Nadella chats to Donald Trump
IT giant CSC coughs up $2m after helping New York City bill Medicaid for child therapy rather than insurance cos
UK Defence Committee chair muses treating TikTok like Huawei: So eyeball its code then ban it from the country?
Linux Foundation rolls bunch of overlapping groups into one to tackle growing number of open-source security vulns
'We stopped ransomware' boasts Blackbaud CEO. And by 'stopped' he means 'got insurance to pay off crooks'
Oh cool, more Cisco patches to apply. Happy Monday
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New Relic streamlines app monitoring tools, shifts to per-user, pay-as-you-go pricing, adds free tier to lure you in
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Rancher rides off into the SUSE-set after acquisition by Linux outfit
In the halcyon days before Brexit, takeover attempts, and COVID-19, HP made 1.3% pre-tax profit on sales at UK limb
Struggling company pleads with landlords to slash rents as COVID-19 batters UK high street. The firm's name? Apple
Architect of tech contractor tax fraud scheme jailed for at least five years
Australia to force Google and Facebook to pay for news and reveal algorithm changes before they whack web traffic
Alarming news: ADT to flog Nest smart home kit after Google ploughs $450m into corporate security dinosaur
Dynabook Portégé X30L-G: So light, you might even forget about its terrible keyboard
Co-inventor of the computer mouse, William English, dies
World takes tablets during COVID lockdowns, with shipments spiking 18%
Virgin Galactic pals up with Rolls-Royce to work on Mach 3 Concorde-style private jet that can carry up to 19 people
Voyager 1 cracks yet another barrier: Now 150 Astronomical Units from Sol
And it's off! NASA launches nuke-powered, laser-shooting, tank Perseverance to Mars to search for signs of life
Boeing confirms it will finish building 747s in 2022, when last freighter flies off the production line
If you're on invite-only tech-testing scheme, take care with Amazon's Alexa-powered answer to Google's Glass
Microsoft to Cortana: you’re not going out dressed in iOS or Android, young lady!
US drugstore chain installed anti-shoplifter facial-recognition cameras in 200 locations – for eight years
Lizards for lunch? Crazy tech? Aliens?! Dana Dash: First Girl on the Moon is perfect for the little boffin-to-be in your life
The Last of Us Part II: Never mind the Metacritic nonsense, Naughty Dog's ultra-violent odyssey is a must-play*
An irritating itch down the back of your neck? Searing midsummer heat? Of course, it can only be SysAdmin Day
Elite name on Brit scene sponsors retro video games preservation project at the Centre for Computing History
Dutch Gateway store was kept udder wraps for centuries until refit dug up computing history
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