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Motorbike ride-share app CEO taken to pieces in grisly New York dismemberment

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Unhappy

The sister is going to need a LOT of therapy.

I doubt she will ever be able to un-see her brother's remains. On top of suddenly losing a sibling, such insult to add to the injury. So sorry, I wish her the best of luck toward some semblance of solace.

Trump gloats, telcos weep, and China is furious: How things stand following UK's decision to rip out Huawei

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Re: A sad day

re: "Even the US doesn't [retaliate] if people buy Airbus rather than Boeing"

Maybe I'm misremembering, but wasn't there some kerfluffle a while back about U.K. (and/or E.U.) being threatened with some sort of trade hitback if U.K. forbade import of U.S. "frankenfood" (genetically modified), or bleached chickens, or something? I remember being incensed that Amurka would bully another country into lowering its standards on what its citizens eat (instead of raising our own) so that lowest-common-denominator "food" processors could pump their swill beyond 'Murka's borders, but there are likely key details I'm forgetting.

Another thought: If U.K. is offering citizenship (or at least the path thereto) to Hong Kongers (which I loudly applaud), is this going to further taint what remains of U.K./China relations?

Google employs people to invent colours – and they think their work improves your wellbeing

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WTF?

Who names these things?

A friend was starting a room painting project, had the swatch book from the paint seller. "Bermuda Bay", "Blushing Violet", "Arctic Glow", and so on. I felt a twinge of sympathy for the poor sod tasked with coming up with names that "sell" (this color looks like day-old dog vomit, um, how about "Dappled Wheat"?); now I guess they get jobs at Google for a bit more than minimum wage, sympathy revoked.

Trump's bright idea of kicking out foreign students unless unis resume in-person classes stuns tech, science world

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FAIL

Does the Big D.T. talk to mayors at all?

I get the impression that he thinks Amurka's mayors are happier than pigs in slop to keep businesses and schools closed, not sure who he's talking to. In my corner of the planet (in a Covid hotspot, btw), our mayors would love nothing more than for schools and businesses to re-open (keep the sales tax dollars flowing, get kids out of the house so parents/ carers can go back to work, put out the welcome mat for tourists) but they do NOT want to open the business door, see a renewed Covid spike, and then have to close again, and thus they are being VERY cautious about what can re-open, and how/when/if. Kicking foreign students back to their home countries is not just cruel, but also deprives the municipalities of the teensy bit more sales tax that is trickling into the general fund, since these students still have to eat, pay rent, and buy stuff. Not saying this is a ginormous wodge of spend, but I'm guessing every penny counts to already-strapped city budgets. (Of course, there is the "brain drain" issue already mentioned.) On the other side, from what I hear from teachers (which, granted, is not very much), they are not at all happy to be doing online/ distance learning (or "learning") since they know the kids are not keeping pace with where they would be in a real classroom (and that these lags will have to be made up somehow in the future) but they also don't want to risk more Covid spikes (some teachers/staff are elderly and/or have immune issues and now I hear that kids /do/ get Covid but it manifests differently than in adults and thus goes un-diagnosed). It would be nice if Big D.T. would defer to those closest to the situation, and who will be voted out of office (mayors, councils, school boards, etcetera) if their constituents don't agree with their plans.

Developers renew push to get rid of objectionable code terms to make 'the world a tiny bit more welcoming'

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Alien

Re: @TRT Also

Agree about traffic lights: the aliens will wonder if green-on-bottom is some sort of insult, and will only hover over certain historically Irish neighborhoods where traffic lights have green on top.

US Air Force wants to pit AI-powered drone against its dogfighting hotshots in battle of the skies next year

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FAIL

Which aircraft will the meat pilot use?

Fokker Dr.1? Sopwith Camel? A-10? Curious to see what the Air Force brass considers a "fair fight" against a drone, albeit a smarted-up one. Also remember that as the F-35 was being manufactured and put through its initial testing phases, a fly-off between it and the A-10 (the jet F-35 was hoped to replace) was promised. Despite all the huffing and puffing about how great the F-35 would be, when the fly-off actually happened, it was not announced, not hardly covered by the local media, and was reported to have been skewed to the F-35's strengths (-- https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2018/07/13/a10-vs-f35-close-air-support-fly-off-shrouded-in-secrecy/ --). Maybe we'll get better notice and coverage of the drone -v- dog fight?

Google+ replacement ‘Currents’ to end beta and debut in G Suite on July 6th

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I can has '+' signs in searches now?

Back when google introduced the "plus" social media thingie, the search page instructed to put required words/phrases in double quotes instead of the more intuitive plus sign (e.g., +dog +ball -cat would have to change to "dog" "ball" -cat), else one would be directed to the "plus" group pages for entities 'dog' and 'ball'. Now with the "plus" product in the bin, can one once again use the plus sign when doing searches? Inquiring minds want to know.

'5G for Five Eyes!' US senator tells Parliamentarians the world would be better without Huawei

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Re: New game in town?

R.I.P. Terry Jones.

Amazon warehouse workers sue over safety concerns as several contract COVID-19

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"Nobody saw it coming"

Except that whistleblower guy who got fired. Except for employees who've gone on strike over workplace safety. Sue the bastards to hell and back, I hope they win big.

Guess who came thiiis close to signing off a €102k annual budget? Austria. Someone omitted 'figures in millions'

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Devil

austerity budget?

I suppose ~$114K (USD) for an entire country's budget is a bit extreme for an exercise in setting an example in austerity, huh. Wouldn't mind seeing our Merkin Congresscritters' campaign budgets limited to that much, but that's a whole 'nother discussion.

US senators call for more transparency over $12bn TSMC fab plant investment

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Devil

Re: What am I missing here?

Possibly relevant: Arizona's governor is a proud carrier of water for His Trumpiness, and it also wouldn't hurt for Arizona's governor to be politically indebted should there be any hiccups in building that big beautiful Wall.

With millions upon millions out of work in the US, here come the scammers claiming victims' unemployment money using stolen info

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Re: Scammers are an infamia

re: pay to receive incoming calls

Back in the early- to mid-1990s, at least in my corner of the universe (Murka), when cellphones were still juuuuust becoming more affordable for the great unwashed, most plans required the caller to pay for each call but there were variants that required the recipient to pay. This, I hear, was used by sales people (real estate, for example) who wanted no obstacles between them and potential customers (I suppose 800-/toll free numbers would be the land-line equivalent). Not an option I'd ever choose (spam calls are bad enough but paying for the "privilege"? no thanks) but some people did. That said, I'm surprised that carriers still offer this plan at all, unless the only options are caller pays per-call or recipient pays per-call, and there is no unlimited (or "unlimited") usage plan.

Remember April 2020? It brought pandemic, chaos and an unseasonable spike in new domain registrations

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Re: I'm not seeing it

re: almost identical to 2018

I noticed this too and my first thought, being on the Merkin side of the pond, was that the pattern was somehow election-related -- lots of domain registrations early in the year as the field of candidates goes out campaigning, then as primaries take their toll registration dips until we have presumed nominees and the concordant spike of "voteforXYZ" variants. Dunno if this is true for UK (or even for Murka).

Breaking virus lockdown rules, suing officials, threatening staff, raging on Twitter. Just Elon Musk things

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Devil

Re: Same as the Nebraska meat packing plants

I was thinking Sweeney Todd on industrial scale -- the best meat-pies in Quarantine Land -- but soylent green would pro'ly require less adjusting to current processing machinery.

It is unclear why something designed to pump fuel into a car needs an ad-spewing computer strapped to it, but here we are

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Devil

Re: I hated the pump ads...

No, it'll be adverts at the Tesla charging stations for whatever stores are in the mall/ complex where the charger is located. Why should anyone be exempt from the ... joy ... of being advertised at whilst feeding the steel beast?

CEO of AI surveillance upstart Banjo walks the plank after white supremacist past sinks contracts

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Big Brother

Big Banjo

re: "Banjo makes machine-learning-based software that ... raises alerts if spots anything interesting, such as an in-progress crime"

Or a black man jogging through a white neighborhood? Heaven help him if he's wearing a hoodie too.

That matter aside (serious as it is), do we really need Another Ring to Surveille Them All under the fig leaf of "fighting crime"?

What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. El Reg needs you

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Devil

respectfully suggest Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man

My current experience with a Windows 10 laptop (oy vey) leads me to believe that Microsoft's MO seems to be: cross a bunch of idea/concept streams at various stages of viability/usefulness and hope something coheres. Perhaps someone more clever than I can work 'Microsoft' into 'Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man' ('Sta-Cruft Bloatwallow Man'? sorry) better than I can.

Amazon settles for $11m with workers in unpaid bag-search wait lawsuit

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FAIL

good for California workers, but what of the rest of us?

Nice to know at least one state has laws on its books to protect (some) employee rights. However, what about "right to work" (i.e., "right to get fired for any reason, or no reason at all") states? It is shameful that many municipalities have fallen all over themselves to attract Amazon't "jobs" when the company clearly has no desire to treat workers with any modicum of respect or decency, and more shameful that these municipalities seem to think that throwing their residents into a meat grinder is the best they can do for their citizens who need jobs. Perhaps if Amazon't customers were billed for the full cost (including decent employee wages, benefits, and being treated like a valued part of the company success instead of like a disposable robot) of having their tat delivered to their doors, there would be more awareness (and, one hopes, concern if not outrage) but as long as customers demand cheap cheap cheap now now now, the true cost has to be paid somewhere, and stockholders prefer that employees pick up the tab.

Iran military manages to keep a straight face while waggling miracle widget that 'can detect coronavirus from 100m away'

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Black Helicopters

who, what, why?

If I were cynical, I'd guess that they will send patrols out, armed with the device, to detect "Covid carriers" and haul them to "hospital" for "treatment", where "Covid carriers" = "people who are causing ... problems", "hospital" = "undisclosed location", and "treatment" = "extreme unpleasantness". They said on teevee to the whole country that the things work, mostly sort of, and who among the populace will raise a hand to question people with firearms and a humour deficiency? First they came for my LGBTQ neighbors, then they came for ....

Cloudflare outage caused by techie pulling out the wrong cables

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Devil

Re: Cables with labels on

One supposes the cable color for management is deep brown? And attached to a large angry power supply? Sorry, boss, must be mice nibbling on stuff ....

April 2020 and – rest assured – your Windows PC can still be pwned by something so innocuous as an unruly font

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Devil

the revenge of Comic Sans

What makes you think the font code was targeted and not issuing invitations?

Call me the worst font ever, eh? I'll show you ....

COBOL-coding volunteers sought as slammed mainframes slow New Jersey's coronavirus response

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FAIL

Re: Is that actually what they need?

re: "Perhaps they need to spend less time on actively preventing things working"

Yes. This. I am appalled at the number of official and government websites that will not do a single thing without javascript, the latest greatest browser whiz-bangery, and so on. One would think that everyone on any device, browser, operating system should be able to access basic health/safety information. Sure, some pages may require special stuff (e.g., applying for unemployment (and/or whatever) will require the doo-dads to ensure secure encrypted connections) but that should be the exception to information accessibility and not the rule.

Amazon says it fired a guy for breaking pandemic rules. Same guy who organized a staff protest over a lack of coronavirus protection

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Re: not believe unions are in the best interest of our customers or shareholders

re: "associate" = employee, I think they mean "associate" in the Johnny Mobster sense ("These gentlemen? They are my 'associates', and they'd like a word with you") and protecting unseen hands. If anyone wants to mis-infer that Amazon gives more than a handful of Advil's worth of concern for the wellbeing of their employees, better for the company.

Hailing frequencies open, sir... America's Space Force hurls its first military comms satellite into Earth's orbit

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Black Helicopters

So, what ELSE is going on ...

... while we're all distracted by coronapanic, washing our hands, and hoarding toilet paper?

US prez Donald Trump declares America closed to those flying in from Schengen zone over coronavirus woes

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Devil

Re: re: Antibacterial sprays and wipes:

Curious how well Everclear, Bacardi 151, and other high-octane spirits are selling. "Also works as a hand sanitizer!"* might not be to everyone's taste but why waste a good crisis?

* I heard that someone tried to promote a brand of vodka for home-made hand sanitizer, but alas that brand (tasty, I hear) was only 40% and not effective for that use.

Fresh virus misery for Illinois: Public health agency taken down by... web ransomware. Great timing, scumbags

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Mushroom

There is no circle of hell

deep enough of hot enough for these scum. Otherwise, words fail me.

Morrisons puts non-essential tech changes on ice as panic-stricken shoppers strip stores

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Meh

Qui bono?

If I were cynical, I would wonder if this were a plot to goose some sectors of the economy (the panic-industrial complex?), and/or put another brick in the surveillance state wall (quarantines! tracking people who may be sick! think of the child-, er, grandmas!).

Also, I really really hope someone is making provisions for the scut-workers who are being asked to stay home from work if they feel ill, yet are not given paid sick days. Unfortunately, most landlords and utility companies still want to be paid, now, whether tenant/customer is sick or not.

BOFH: Gosh, IPv5? Why didn't I think of that? Say, how do you like the new windows in here? Take a look. Closer...

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Devil

Re: Wait...

I'm fairly certain there's already an approval form, properly back-dated and with something closely approximating the ... late (such a shame) ... Boss's signature, on its way to the next link in the procurement food chain.

Take it Huawei, Pai: Senate passes bill to rip 'dodgy' kit from rural telcos

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Re: Managed by the FCC

I heard an interview in Iowa just before the Iowa Circ-, er, Caucus took place, and one of the participants, a small farmer, said something to the effect of he did not like Trump but did not want socialism. As I understand it, there are a lot of government programs available to help farmers* so I was a bit confused about how this gent defined "socialism" and why he wanted no part of it. Perhaps it, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder?

* Not that I have a problem with this, mind; the folks who feed us are higher up the list of those deserving of government largesse (along with doctors who serve rural and other underserved communities abd teachers). Certainly higher up than telcos and their self-serving boards and officers.

Google product boss cuffed on suspicion of murder after his Microsoft manager wife goes missing, woman's body found, during Hawaii trip

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Unhappy

So sad for the kids

This has got to be a colossal mindf*ck for them, I hope they can get into therapy and find some sort of solace. The world is hard enough without this kind of tragedy. Peace unto them and the rest of the family.

Voatz of no confidence: MIT boffins eviscerate US election app, claim fiends could exploit flaws to derail democracy

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Pirate

Re: The name was enough

Weasels and stoats, ballots and voatz, Toad Hall is ablaze.

Maryland: Make malware possession a crime! Yes, yes, researchers get a free pass

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Devil

Maryland is now a social-media-free zone?

Get thee behind me, Satan! And take all that damn advert/ marketing/ nonsense trackware and its residues with you!

Sorry to be blunt about this... Open AWS S3 storage bucket just made 30,000 potheads' privacy go up in smoke

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dang vape-r-ware

The Foot of Cupid emits final burst of flatulence in honour of fallen Python Terry Jones

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Angel

Thank you, Terry, for explaining the difference ...

... between Welsh and English dialects: in English the inflection goes down at the end of a sentence, but the Welsh are excitable and so the inflection goes up. Handy tidbit for this left-pond'ian. Peace unto him, his family, and his loved ones.

BOFH: The case of the Boss's hidden USB inkjet printer

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Devil

new holiday?

E-fibrillation Day? Is that when the post-holiday credit card statement hits the inbox?

US and China wave white flags, hit pause button on trade war

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Paris Hilton

"before" and "after" scorecard?

Agree with your points, Malcolm, thank you. Apologies for not having been paying close attention to the trade/ tariff war, but do we have any ideas how the game table has changed, say, from before either Trump's or China's first "move" and now? My /guess/ is that while there have been notable changes here and there it "balances out" overall, but again, my attention has been elsewhere.

Space Force is go, go, go! Because we have a child as President of the United States

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Flame

trickle on, er, down economics, no?

re: "$738bn you poor fools, from YOUR [taxpayers'] money!"

I'm sure someone of the Space Force supporters will claim that the huge amounts of money being shovelled at Raytheon, McDonnell-Douglas, and other "usual suspects" defense contractors will create an additional job or two somewhere, either through direct hiring (add more receptionists and public relations flacks) or indirect spend (those new hires to take lunch somewhere, right? Maybe the diner next door will add more waitstaff to keep up with the crush, right?). Pay no attention to the stock holders, brokers, and traders behind the curtain.

Set it on fire. ------>

BOFH: I'd like introduce you to a groovy little web log I call 'That's Boss'

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Devil

Re: Ignorance can be bliss

re: "the orange potus" -- is that a big ugly bird related to loons? Lots of squawking and flapping about, leaving white gobbets of ... stuff ... on everyone's windshields and in even less benign places?

What a boar! Wild pigs snort and snuffle €20k worth of marching powder stashed in Tuscan forest

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Devil

Now we know ...

... why the last little pig yelled "Wheee! Wheee! Wheee!" all the way home.

Uber CEO compares pedestrian death to murder of Saudi journalist, saying all should be forgiven

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Devil

Re: He is, with out doubt...

... a güber, then?

Remember the Uber self-driving car that killed a woman crossing the street? The AI had no clue about jaywalkers

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Meh

Re: "Fall Creators Update"

re: "Pedestrians are stupider than sheep, and certainly by and large don't respect designated crossings." Hmmm, while many pedestrians (and drivers) may be dumb as dirt, most pedestrians in my observation and experience are acting like pedestrians on streets designed for cars. Streets that only have signals or "proper crosswalks" every quarter mile (forcing wheelchair users, pram pushers, and other pedestrians to go out of their way to cross at a signal then double back to their destinations), have shite or no sidewalks or proper lighting, encourage car speed by design (multiple wide lanes, median separation), have "free right" turns that don't require vehicles to even slow down to make right turns at intersections, and so on. It is not clear, given the utter lack of appropriate, safe, and convenient pedestrian facilities in many areas, what pedestrians should do other than do the best they can in a hostile environment. It would be helpful if more drivers were aware that they are only one class of road users -- i.e., not the only road users -- and showed a modicum of care.

US Air Force inks deal with Raytheon on Windows 10 (and other) support for ARSE

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Meh

Re: A serious question for US commentards...

I would really like to believe that someone had intended to make ARSENAL the full acronym ("amraam remote support equipment, nodes, and logistics" or something) but went out for a coffee break partway through only to return to find the document had been taken as-is up the food chain by a superior officer. That said, it would not surprise me that 'arse' would go right over their heads, as they tend to be oblivious and clueless on other matters (e.g., dumping PFAS into local water supplies, flying deafeningly loud aircraft over residential areas, and so on).

BOFH: Judge us not by the size of our database, but the size of our augmented reality

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Devil

Re: Wind shear

"wind shear in the cloud" reminded me of this oldie but goodie -- https://dilbert.com/strip/1996-05-02

We, Wall, we, Wall, Raku: Perl creator blesses new name for version 6 of text-wrangling lingo

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Paris Hilton

Re: Rebranding

I thought Monday was the brainchild of Price-Waterhouse-Cooper?

No ghosts but the Holy one as vicar exorcises spooky tour from UK's most haunted village

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Devil

wrong Jesus shoes

So, not the Air Jesus shoes from _Transmetropolitan_*? Pity.

(* https://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/138387.html#cutid1 )

So we're going back to the Moon: NASA triggers countdown by firing up spacecraft production

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Lockheed Martin?

They make the F-35, right? Should we be concerned?

The gig (economy) is up: New California law upgrades Lyft, Uber, other app serfs to staff

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I guess it depends on how/why one is doing the gig work.

If I have a "real" job, or if I'm a student, or if for whatever reason I have four hours free in the afternoon and a decent vehicle, why not earn some extra cash on the side. I hear that many drivers are in this situation and while the pay-per-hour is not particularly great, they value the flexibility (around other commitments) and this benefit makes the low pay worth it for them. So the current set-up is good for them, and I hear (from the librul meedja) that some are concerned that if they are categorized as employees then the ride hail companies might start dictating their hours instead of allowing them to "clock in" and out as convenient.

But for those "forced" to drive because there are simply no other (licit) jobs around (or there are only shite human-robot burner jobs that cause more mental trauma and anxiety than the "security" of "regular" hours merits), what of them? Do they not deserve at least some minimal protections if they can commit to some minimum amount of work (hours a day, hours a week)?

Psst. Wanna brush up your supervillain creds? Get a load of this mini submarine

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Devil

Re: How would we know?

Hmm, "We all live in the dayglow orange submarine, the dayglow orange submarine, the dayglow orange submarine" is not how I remember the song went, but senility moves in mysterious ways. .

In Hemel Hempstead, cycling is as bad as taking a leak in the middle of the street

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Re: Banning Cyclists

Tweakers.

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bikeways

Perhaps the mixed-use pavement is not the most direct route between Point A and Point B? There is a main road in our burg that is not particularly bicycle-friendly, but is one of the most direct routes between midtown and the east side and is what cyclists use for commuting and time-sensitive journeys.

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