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"Richard?"

"You can call me 'Dick'."

"Um...okay!"

forgot about the fake white pages listing in a town in which i used to live: "Heywood Jablomey"

that one still cracks me up every time i think about it.

actually, there was a guy near where i lived not so long ago whose name was indeed "Richard Head," and he insisted on being called...you guessed it.

perhaps it was a point of pride, he was a right bastard. or he was a closet masochist.

also knew a "Justin Case" for awhile, and yes, he'd heard that one before.

thanks to Matt for clearing up the confusion for us yanks. never heard of the Renault Megane before now.

"Traversed the planet when heaven sent me. I saw the kings who rule them all

Still, by the firelight and purple moonlight, I hear the rested rivers call,

And the wind is crying, from a love that won't grow cold.

My lover, she is lying, on the dark side of the globe."

actually, dead Iraqis would have been more fitting, but the Republicans probably would have looked at that as a "compliment."

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