* Posts by Paul

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Oscar Wilde voted top Brit wit

Paul

RE: Ok guys, lets stop the old sores being opened again....

I am not sure of Spike's definite nationality, but a person born, raised and educated in Ireland is, was and will always be Irish, not British.

So hes Indian or English then, since he did non of those?

Gore wins Nobel Peace Prize

Paul
Joke

No chance now

The US will never elect a noble peace prize winner as president.

Terminator will be back in 2009

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Coat

@Michael Sheils

Well be lucky if the US armed forces has found there arse with two hands a map and a GPS by then. Skynet is far to sain for there R&D.

It seems the only time they come up with anything half good is when a crazy plan accualy works (Like the Blackbird, or the Stealth Bomber)

Apple sued over i-Bricks

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Dead Vulture

String um up!

Those of you saying they diserve it, why? Apple delibiratly bricked (Or did somthing they knew would brick) the phones. If a third party app did it, and Apple said "were not fixing that" fine, but it didnt. It was Apple. They knew what they were doing.

Why should people not be alowd to unlock there phones? Greed, thats all. The phone is subsidised, but only from the contract. It just so happens that Apple then get money from AT&T for all call charges. Nokia don't et al, so dont give a Flying F*** if you unlock you phone, and nither do the networks, because they have there contract money in, so they have broken even (In theory)

I hope Apple lose, and lose big time. Apple are going down the tubes, one crap device at a time. There products are no longer cool, or the clever choice.

MIT touts new mind-to-machine algorithm

Paul

RE: oneday

Na. The words Mind and thoughts preclude it from working on GWB.

Vista Business sales soar like leaping dachshund

Paul

Just a rant...

@Simon Lewis

amanfrommar is not a text-bot. You should look at his other posts. He is very strange, but there is to much thought and refrence to both the artical and other posts to be a text-bot.

@Mac fans. Mac OS is only more stable because of the stranglehold Apple have over what gose on there machiens. If there was a Mac OS for PC's I would be as buggy, if not more so (Because of lack of expirience) than windows.

Talk to an electronic engineer or a softwere angineer and they will tell you that PC's mostly crash when somthing unexpected happens. Because most stuff run on Macs is made by apple and all the hardwere is made (or authorised) by them, this is much less likely to happen.

Genraly a crash happens when the PC is trying to do somthing, and it gets some data that dosent fit what was expected. The PC then tryes to use it and everything gose wrong. Computors are not alive, so cant just throw out or deal with anthing that dosent fit there expectations.

Braindead obituarists hoaxed by Wikipedia

Paul

The real problem is,

that according to wikipedia rules this is now a fact, as there is an indipendant sorce for this infomation. So it can then be used more...

Terror police lock down Soho to smoke out 9lbs of chillis

Paul

Dam you...

for posting this at lunch time. My ham sarny is of no interest now all I can think about is some prawn crackers, sweet chilli sauce and an ice cold Tiger beer!

Also, nice job met police. Working together for a safer London my arse (Although to be fair I do feel a little sorry for them. They probably had a 999 call from some ideot who thought they were helping, and now they look silly for folloing it up)

Kiwi boffins prove that booze makes you clever

Paul

So remember - drinking is for happy occasions, not sad ones.

Like finishing work for the day?

Data retention law makes little difference to telcos, says trade body

Paul

RE: war on terror

Tin foil hats at the ready!

A little paranoid there? They can all do that already, if investigating a crime. No change for them then. Almost all of them will have access to this data for fraud prevention, and have to show why they need it if they request it.

Israelis offer 'British' pukka-lingo ware to Blighty

Paul

Plain English?

For the last few years companys have been fighting against pointless adjectives etc in the fight to keep things simple and readable, now there is a program that will add these back in?

D'oh.

Science and religion collide for galactic conference

Paul

I think it's worth pointing out...

Pre-conceived notions like "all religous people are blinkerd to science"?

Go and look up what they have done at the Vatican observetory and learn somthing befor posting such comments.

So, what's the first rule of Reg Club?

Paul

The first rule is...

... no posting if you’re not that bright.

Remember, most people on here are at least Degree educated (or of equivalent intelligence). I like to think of it as a kind of Fight Club meets Mensa (But with a better stocked bar)

The second rule, dont post Anon, unless trolling.

Hospital's brand new '£1m' server room goes up in smoke

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Boots server.

I used to work in a Boots store just after leaving Uni. For some reason the server for the store had been put in an office (Or the office had been put in the server room). People would walk in there to work and find it was too cold, so switch the AC off, then complain about how the system was so slow...

Also, I would like to point out that Bean Counters, dispite what people think, never have a say in what is spent. They will tell bosses how much there is to spend (I.E. how much is in the bank) and then leave them to it.

Jack Thompson might go down in gay porn shocker

Paul

Lunacy proceedings

Excellent! LMFAO!

Japanese to patent transparent frog

Paul

batrachians with built-in windows

Can you get them with Linex? Will I get a refund if I don't want windows?

Hugo Chavez rails against teen Bulgarian airbags

Paul

Anti-US?

Seems more like commen sence. Like alot of things he dose. there may well be things he has done wrong, but as far as I can tell Chavez is accualy quight a good leader.

IBM virtual strike goes ahead in Sadville

Paul

@Angles.

Urrrmmm... IBM?

FBI redefines length of century

Paul

RE:Celebrating?

"Surely if they were doing their job properly they would be celebrating "xxx years of no kidnappings", "xxx years of no federal crime", "xxx years of not putting the wrong bloke behind bars" and most importantly "xxx years of not assisting a despotic wannabe dictator systematically disassembling the constitutionally assured rights of American citizens!"

Dont make me laugh. They would be lucky to get to xx years, unless the first two x's were zeros.

Chernobyl to get new steel lid

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@Claus Møller

Actually there is allot of very radioactive material left. Very nasty stuff. As I remember the half-life of that stuff is about 1200 years, but then I haven’t done physics in about 8 years. I seem to remember that allot of it was thrown out and effectively most of the original building is pebbledashd in nuclear waste (Except not as spent as the stuff that normally comes out of reactors)

James Bond ditches the Aston Martin

Paul

Urrm..

"Enter James in cotton suit (environmentally friendly & fairtrade)" How exactly is that more environmentaly friendly than wool?

Kung fu monks battle Colombian karate assassins

Paul

What about "anon"

I’m sure if you go on any message bored it wont take long before you meet someone who is a black belt in every marshal art, Ex SAS and is a trained sniper. They probably also have a mate who was once in a street fight with {insert known hard man here} and won. :-)

Artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince attacks internet

Paul

Software.

Id love to know what this magic software people keep going on about is that can automatically tell between a legal EBay item and an illegal one, and also the difference between music used on You tube as part of a legal posting (Under fair use) and an illegal one. Im sure Google and EBay would to.

Reference kilo shows mysterious weight loss

Paul

Units of mass (My ideas)

There are 10 Old Mini's (OM) in 1 Elephant (AE)

1200 Pints in 1 OM.

For bigger mesurments there is ofcours the 747, and for smaller the and and the grain of sault, but I cant be botherd to do the maths.

Ofcom fails to prevent release of cell locations

Paul

Re: Dude, wait. What?

To be fair to Tmobile, the practice what the preach. They have been providing a crap service at a high cost for years, because providing a good one at a high cost would be unfair.

Colombian armed robber targets karate school

Paul

Colonel Julio Cesar Santoyo

Is that realy his name?

Dell's Linux sleight of hand

Paul

Odd sales pitch.

"in this case it would have been an Insprion 530 loaded with Red Hat available for just £20 more than the same machine with Vista inside."

So why not just buy the Vista one and load your own Linex Distro? I know it can be a pain, but its a principal thing, when it should realy be £70 (At least) Less.

Swiss deploy glass airliner

Paul

Just read about the US plain...

... and I would like to ask El Reg to ban everyone who posts pointing out what has accualy happend. Please ban anyone with a comedy bypass.

Aussie bin Laden penetrates APEC security

Paul

I dont see what they have done wrong...

As long as no Fake ID's were used I don't see how they can have done anything illigal. They drove up to the gate, were waved through and keped on driving. Not illigal. Not very funny though.

BTW, What dos Jasper Carrot have to do with Aussie comedy? Is he realy popular there?

Master crim leaves vital clue at scene of burglary

Paul

So...

They do £2100 worth of damage, and pay back £1500? Im not one for ranting about being to soft on criminals, but that is just dum. It should be twice that, for the damage, and cost of man hours to clean up.

BBC cans Planet Relief special

Paul

Ricky Gervais

"Viewers will not now be able to enjoy celebs such as Ricky Gervais"

Thank God!

Virgin rocket-ship terminal revealed

Paul

New Mexico Spaceport Authority

New Mexico Spaceport Authority?!?! What? Why? Do they just want a piece of the action, of is going in to (Or near) space now considered foreign travel? In that case will there be Duty Free?

IronKey 1GB secure USB Flash drive

Paul

No Linex Support.

They must be working with the BBC and have Bill Gates and Satan as investors... :-)

Top judge: put everyone in UK on the DNA database

Paul

Why?

Why do they want this? The police dont get acess to Voters records, Council Tax or any of the other infomation on people thats not relavent to an ongoing case, so why this?

The only logical thing to do is to treat it just like other personal infomation they get when dealing with crime. I dont know what it is, but you can be sure they dont know where everyone in the UK even lives.

Aussie scam artist rides bank computer glitch to $9m overdraft

Paul

RE: Isnt there....

I think you are thinking of statute barred, which means that if someone dose not take any action on a debt owed for 6 YEARS then they cannot collect it.

Cops seek 179mph net vid biker

Paul

I agree.

"So f..k off all you boy racers, some of us bikers want to go out and enjoy the road without getting hassled by the police because of idiots like you.. Go and take a track day if you want to see what your bike can do and leave the roads open and empty for those of us that treat it with respect."

I totally agree. I love riding, but get realy annoyed by these idiots. I noticed it the other day, when I was in a friend’s car. We were going along at 60ish (No Thats not a euphemism for 80 it was actually about 60) and a Biker came past. He must have been doing 100+ two feet from the car, and nearly hit a pedestrian crossing. I got a torrent of moaning from the other people in the car about "Idiot Bikers"...

BTW to those people complaining about unfriendly bikers, bike to work some time. It will make you feel allot better. Everyone says hi, and you can almost always find a group to ride with, within the speed limit, at least for a few miles, all because they are people who use there bikes as tools not toys.

Kung fu monks battle gobby net ninja

Paul

Re: More importantly...

Chuck Norris dosen't need to say anything. Chuck Norris never dose. He only kills. :-)

Mr and Mrs Renault cannot name daughter Megane

Paul

Megane?

If they want to avoid the wrath of "the man" why not just go for Megan. Id still feal sorry for the kid, but it would be alot better.

US teen trades hacked iPhone for Nissan 350Z

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Re: Crazy UK car prices - reply

"hmm mebbe it's the cost of changing it from left to right hand drive, and adapting it to go round corners - as we all know US cars don't do corners.."

Hate to be pedantic, but is a Jap car, and they drive on the proper side of the road in Japan.

Also, Love it or hate it if youv'e ever driven one you'd know it is a very good car (But not to everyones taste). If you havent been in one and your just anti Nissans then get a life.

And... dosent £14K = aprox $25K? Hum... Its not just computors that work on that system then.

Designer breaks up trad PC design

Paul

I/O devices

"There's no explanation as to how the various units connect up to peripheral devices, such as monitors, keyboards or mice"

Perhaps the box marked "see" Might conect to your TV, and the rest by wireless conections...?

Very cool though.

Google gags Facebook code leaker

Paul

So tempting...

to post the code on here...

Down with secular ringtones

Paul

Commen ground

"the Islam faith's higher-ups had stomped on an attempt at Koran-based ring tones as rather tacky and not with the spirit of the faith"

I think we have found some real common ground between most Muslims and Christians :-). It is rather tacky. Drawing attention to your faith with a poly ring tone isn’t exactly dignified is it?

NFL enlists Christian soldiers in anti-gambling fight

Paul

Re: To churchs: Gambling = greed

Well most of the world gets on ok with sports betting. There is very good systems in place to prevent it. What is stopping them placing bets in other countrys through a third party at the moment? As it says in the artical the UK gets on just fine with Bookies in every town and a masive online sports beeint industry.

Chav-hunting toffs cop some flack

Paul

What?

Im no posh prat, but I cant help thinking if it had been the other way round (Chavs gunning down Toffs in Maxxed novas) noone would have batted an eyelid.

Tories aim to ditch data protection laws

Paul

Worrying

They are attacking two laws (data protection & Working time) which need tightening, not relaxing? Fool. Especaly as the Working time directev just says "You are not to work more that 48 hours per week, unless you want to in which case go for it". It needs tightening as at the moment most people are signing out of it because of the impication most emploiers give that it is a requierment of the job.

NZ parents may lose battle to keep baby '4real'

Paul

@Bill Fresher

No. We are just not Naive enough to think that the kid won't get bullied. I wish him all the best, and wish we were in a world where he would be fine, but I know he will get 7 shades kicked out of him.

Also, It should be up to the kid to stand out if he wants, not for that to be thrust apon him by selfish parants.

Pipex invites customer to get 'c**ted'

Paul

Re: Silly people!

If that worked though the personalised numberplate biz would go down the drain.

You would still get Cnt and Fck.

BBC to advertise to foreigners

Paul

Dollers

Why are the amounts in $?????

Yangtze river dolphin is an ex-cetacean

Paul

What?

"Sure. Us people who post anonymously are cowards. Especially on a forum full of self-proclaimed hacking experts"

That makes no since.

1) No we/they dont. This is not a Hax0r site.

2) You realy think that hiding you user name makes FA difference? No one could trace you from that.

3) The point is you back up your views and are willing to show they are yours. If someone dose find out these views are mine in a job search I am adult enough to stand up and accept the consequences of what I have said, especially if my view has not changed.

4) Im sorry, but I cant resist. Anon, you’re an idiot.

BTW I do post anon at times. When I am posting a joke which some people wont get, or when imp poking fun at fanons, as they will flame you every time you post on anything if you piss them off.

Orange dismantles Bristol Tower of Doom

Paul

RE: Frequency of Idiots

"I’m not saying the antenna has caused cancer but you people that mock those that are; need to read up on your chosen subjects before spouting off."

Reading through the comments it seems to me that alot of the people do know what they are talking about. They certanly know more that I do, but the what do I know. I only spent one term of my degree studying Radio and Optical Telecoms.

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