* Posts by corbpm

19 posts • joined 15 Jun 2018

Boston Dynamics spends months training its Atlas robots to perform one minute of parkour almost perfectly

corbpm
Alien

Re: When you can train it to do the housework....

I've noted it was a joke BTW, but

House work would be too difficult as an early task, homes are varied with too many variables.

I don't like my socks in a ball for instance after washing, and my sink tap sometimes needs a gentle whack and yes i like walking around that "obstacle"

Much better in a more structured environment like a Amazon factory removing lots of (expensive) humans jobs.

Or Cleaning the streets (day in day out the same streets, walk through once and repeat!)

No need for them on checkouts since we are becoming more used to doing the checkout operators jobs ourselves , they could replace the Herder who tirelessly directs us at the supermarket away from the single checkout operator still working to the bank of "Self Service Checkouts" with a simple Robot though but would we listen to a mere machine.

I would listen to a "Herder" robot if it was backed up by a Human OR it was ED-209 from RoboCop

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And after catching, refuel it, throw a new mission deployment package on top, light the touch paper and ad nauseum.

Elevating bork to a new level (if the touchscreen worked)

corbpm

Re: if someone adds another floor

Might decide to dig down ?

I understand there is a big white house in America somewhere that has had several subterranean levels added to one or more lifts, and a LONG time after the original building was completed.

Maybe down is the new Up.

So on the touch sensitive display you could hide even the presence of the floors by not displaying them whereas the buttons that don't work labelled "Secret Lair" would be a dead giveaway.

Unless of course its Borked.

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Boffin

Re: "A touchscreen, by itself, is not going to enhance anything"

Plus if someone adds another floor its easy to update the display to add an extra button (forward planning!).

Plus its able to display adverts if you haven't subscribed to the premium "No-Adverts" package.

Plus we had some lying around and we were bored with normal buttons.

Plus good for page up/down for the next 25 floors.

Plus you only see the floors your ALLOWED to see, that's why the stairs has 17 doors but only 12 buttons in the lift?

Plus if your Chinese apparently you can hide the 4,13,14 buttons (apparently that's a thing!)

Try placing a pot plant directly above your CRT monitor – it really ties the desk together

corbpm

Most common fault was Magnets

Desk toy magnets usually, move magnet and to there amazement usually fixed, and don't forget the odd Degaussing button if it had one.

Also had the "i need a bigger monitor", followed by "i need a bigger desk".

When i eventually retired my two home desktop monitors i was told at the local refuse site that they are company waste as no-one has two extremely large monitors on one computer , therefore i must be dumping at the household site as a company.

Two trips to two other sites later and bye bye monitors.

BOFH: Bullying? Not on my watch! (It's a Rolex)

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Re: Hummmm sounds familiar...

" I refused to sign, and after much back and forth they decided to just declare that I had clearly read and understood the policies and had therefore signed them."

I had that once (a long time ago in different times ect.), my counter was that i had objected and that their failure to terminate my employement or undertake abritration was a tacit agreement to acknowledge my refusal to accept the new contract and i just carried on as before.

So i think if a signature is necessary to complete the change of contract, a refusal is a clear No

I don't know who would win but both arguements have some merit in my mind, but i'm not a Lawyer, i would hate to rely on that as an Employer.

With computer brains in short supply, President Biden orders 100-day probe into semiconductor drought

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Supply & Demand

If the phone makers didn't need so many chips the Fab plants wouldn't be built to make them as the demand capacity wouldn't be there.

Imagine if they could make one phone to rule them all and it was standardized and everyone had one and they made lots of spares, why would they keep the factories/fab plants running to make them ?.

I am fairly convinced that much of the innovation in tech is being pushed by the new/better/faster/brighter phone market, innovation that would normally in the past been created by necessity in times of war and is now powered by excessive consumerism.

Rocket Lab to bounce back from July's orbital fail with bulging payloads and parachuting Electrons

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Re: Don't go to space til we sort out Earth

I would prefer we get in space sooner rather than later and start mining other resourses than the Earth.

Make mining on Earth a thing of the past and economically unviable by taxation or legislation.

I would hate to be stuck on spaceship Earth if the greedy sods are allowed to finish strip mining it.

Imagine being stuck at the bottom of a gravity well with no resources, having to mine trash piles for the refined metals, having to demolish housing to reclaim steel.

With exponential birth rates, disease, famines, will no-one think of the children and build us some colony world vessels.

BOFH: Here he comes, all wide-eyed with the boundless optimism of youth. He is me, 30 years ago... what to do?

corbpm

Re: Windows...

Ground floor windows are great it the Uber Food Delivery guy will deliver to it.

Pro Tip there !!!

Surprise! That £339 world's first 'anti-5G' protection device is just a £5 USB drive with a nice sticker on it

corbpm

Missed a chance there, maybe use a affiliate link next time, thats how fortunes are made.

BOFH: When was the last time someone said these exact words to you: You are the sunshine of my life?

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My recent 3 survey i ended with

The in store was fine, I'm happy. The sms survey is annoying.

0 for the sms, get the hint

The reply;

Thanks for your feedback. with marketting blurb.

I did to be fair only last for about 5 questions but they where texted over 2 days.

You looking for an AI project? You love Lego? Look no further than this Reg reader's machine-learning Lego sorter

corbpm

Re: If I have enough lego to need sorting

556 would be worse then, thank god you didn't use them

Every dog has its day – and this one belongs to Boston Dynamic's four-legged good boy Spot

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Now Veridian Dynamics that was a company - see YouTube for commercials

BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump

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Whats missing is the mention of the backhander for the £3.5K ISA card that came from the box of them bought at a "fire" sale previously for £20 the lot.

Must be worth a few pints.

Security? We've heard of it! But why be a party pooper when there's printing to be done

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On Call - Pager

A friend of mine used to work for a big catalogue company in London, he was issued with a pager in the days before Mobile Phones and said the pager only worked in the London region.

He spent most weekends in Yorkshire well out of the area, he said if he didn't phone in they would page the next person on the list so no problems and he got paid for being on call. If queried he claimed must have been in a bad signal area.

Years i waited for him to get his comeuppance, never happened.

Planes, fails and automobiles: Overseas callout saved by gentle thrust of server CD tray

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Big Brother

Airplane security

I have been on exactly 2 flights, the first flight i was reminded about knives by my colleague so i left the airport and buried my Victorinox Signature (from my keys) next to a bin for retrieval on my return.

Then i returned 10 minutes later to put my Huntsman from my bag into the same hole.

Then just before the flight was due i remembered my credit card style victorinox Jelly in my wallet and that joined them.

They where all there when i returned, which surprised me since i was expecting security to have been interested in me messing near the bin so many times.

My colleague never shut up about it.

Customers furious over days-long outage as A2 Hosting scores a D- in Windows uptime

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Mushroom

Reconsidering them as a backup hosting provider

By reconsidering i mean we have already decided !, thankfully we have no production sites with them.

Politicians fume after Amazon's face-recog AI fingers dozens of them as suspected crooks

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RE: Find the racism...

Surely if the training dataset had a statistically significant set of one type of facial characteristics like African American it would have been BETTER at spotting those matches (assuming it works!).

So the interesting bit would be does the matches against the criminals have a greater congruity for the african americans due to the increased training data and does the system need to be trained with more non african americans.

Looking at the matches it does look like more caucasians where matched than african americans anyway.

I'm not looking forward to the day when they get this 95% right and i'm fined automatically for dropping litter 200 miles away from my actual location.

User spent 20 minutes trying to move mouse cursor, without success

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Re: Trackball can be worse....

I wandered into my local CEX and they use trackballs like me for the messy desk solution. I asked them if they had any trackballs in and one drone told me they didn't make them any more since normal mice were so advanced these days.

I let the other staff members correct the errant youth and purchased a Kindle Fire HD for my very aged mother to misunderstand.

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