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* Posts by dansbar

27 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Jun 2018

Airbus keeps an A350 flying for 24 hours

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Re: Noise cancelling headphones

I can answer the Singapore Airlines fresh cabin crew question. The A380 carries 1.5 cabin crews. There’s a spacious (by aircraft standards) crew bedroom downstairs in the hold. The crew rotates through it during the flight.

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Empty A380

Why do they fly the A380 all the way back to Australia empty? Why not pickup passengers in Europe of Dubai (where they hub usually)?

New humanoid robots from China look like creepy pop star action figures – complete with slightly dodgy lip-synch

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Re: Do they have names?

If Red Dwarf can manage a Coronation Street cross-over I’m sure a Last of the Summer Eine cross-over isn’t beyond the realms of possibility.

HP stuffs OpenAI LLM into new laptops in bid for small biz

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Just another bloatware

I guess I’ll be stripping this out alongside HP Wolf, various ‘tools’ claiming to help backup and update the laptop, and whichever terrible AV product they been paid to abuse their customers with this week.

I’d go elsewhere but they’re no better.

iFixit gives new Fairphone 6 top marks for repairability: 10/10

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Came here to say similar.

Fairphone STILL only shipping to EU+ countries. Not much point getting one forwarded because some smart fucker decided that VoLTE requires that the network specifically approve each device model that connects to the network, so even if I get one shipped to me here in NZ,it will not work (well).

Wine 11 runs Windows apps in Linux and macOS better than ever

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Re: Gaming is the Key

Gaming on Linux has been ‘nailed’ for a couple of years now. Steam have been massively contributing to Wine in the form of Proton and have reached the point where even games with ridiculously invasive anti-cheat will work flawlessly.

I’m Kubuntu 25.10 on a machine with an RTX5070 with no driver issues and not a single Steam game that I’ve tried running often better than it does under W11 (I attribute this mostly to W11 bloat and whatever awfulness Defender tries to do). Currently playing through Starwars Outlaws with considerably better framerate than I can achieve on Windows 11 with the same hardware.

The M365 Desktop apps are the last challenge that I can see for Wine and I suspect that the only reason it hasn’t been conquered is because Microsoft are actively preventing it from working.

What the Linux desktop really needs to challenge Windows

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Re: snapflatimages

I note your /sarcasm but need to point out that what you are effectively describing is containerisation, which is how sandbox app ecosystems work and is something being actively investigated/developed in almost the exact way that you describe in order to assist with security and compatible.

See Qubes OS.

The Steam Machine rises again as Valve readies 2026 hardware trifecta

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Yes. I can’t upvote this point of view enough.

Techies tossed appliance that had no power cord, but turned out to power their company

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TAP bypass

The description of the unplugged device in the article makes me think that it was (or incorporated as many inline traffic analysing appliances do) a TAP that had been powered down and was therefore in its passive pass-through state. I’ve come across these a few times. It’s possible, depending on exactly what it is, that it was intentionally left in bypass and is only connected to power when it needs to be used.

Big whoopsie, but also a lesson learned I hope, not to disconnect equipment without carefully examining the layer 1 documentation, or if the documentation is poor, following the cables and leaving it alone if you can’t.

Azure networking snafu enters day 2, some services still limping

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Spot on

This is exactly what motivates people to move workloads in to hyperscalers, shifting of responsibilities. It works too. Sadly.

Microsoft decides it's a good time for bad UI to die

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WTF?

Opinions are like arseholes…

… and like many others, Robert, yours stinks!

Twilio reminds users that Authy Desktop apps die in March – not in August

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Re: Found a silver lining

Bitwarden is an opensource, self-hosted alternative to Bitwarden. Just saying.

Google's reCAPTCHA favors – you guessed it – Google: Duh, only a bot would refuse to sign into the Chocolate Factory

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I must be doing it wrong

Because in Safari in normal browsing mode and signed in to a Google account, that little test tool returned 0.7. From a little known privacy focussed browser with ad blocking and privacy protections on full blast and not a Google account having ever dated to sully it’s cache I get 0.9.

Just keep slurping: HMRC adds two million taxpayers' voices to biometric database

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Re: Irksome

I'm glad someone else mentioned it. HMRC referring to their victims as customers was the bit that raised my eyebow too.

Apple blew my mind – literally, says woman: MagSafe plug sparked face-torching blaze, lawsuit claims

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Apple never marketed the product as intrinsically safe or suitable for an Oxygen rich environment.

Q: If Pesky Pepper had a peek at patient papers, at how many patient papers did Pesky Pepper peek? A: 231

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Re: Explain this to me...

A solicitor with a court order or a medical insurer that you have signed up to and provided consent would request medical records from your doctor and a clerk/admin assistant/receptionist would provide those records.

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Re: Heres the issue

She was neither qualified or authorised. Further, I suggest that her short attention span is an indicator that any juicy information was at risk of becoming gossip the moment she got bored in company.

Boeing 737 pilots battled confused safety system that plunged aircraft to their deaths – black box

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Re: If a plane can do this, what happens to cars?

I completely agree that car automation is much furthwr away than those with a stake in the technology would like us to believe, but one major difference between cars and aircraft is that if a system fails on a car and the fleshy bags of water realise they can just turn the whole thing off. Stop it dead. With an aircraft, the pilots have no such luxury.

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Really?

"This is a computer system designed to prevent the nose of the Boeing 737-Max from pulling too far up and putting the plane into a stall when under manual control. It has nothing to do with the airplane's autopilot."

Nope nope nope nope nope

When machinery is under manual control, it should be under manual control. There is absolutely no reason at all for this system to automatically control the aircraft. For decades aircraft have had the capability to alert the pilot audibly and visually and to even announce recommended action to a potential stall condition as well as a plethora of other potential pilot errors. That's where it should end. The pilot should always then get to decide whether to follow that advice or not.

How the hell did people sit in a room and decide that it was fine to let the computer have the final say?

I can handle the risk of a pilot making a mistake, I know that other than in the rarest of cases they will tey very hard to correct that error to save their own skin.

Premiere Pro bug ate my videos! Bloke sues Adobe after greedy 'clean cache' wipes files

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Re: Man...

No. They can't. They're as fragile and as suseptable to head crash now as they were in the 80s.

Sources:

[1] Bitter experience

[2] The delicate tears of users after I break the news to them

Slightly more on topic though...

One drive? External? No backups? Data with the value actually quantified? No backups?? Yeah he learnt the lesson hard.

Trend Micro tools tossed from Apple's Mac App Store after spewing fans' browser histories

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Re: Oh well, no worries

We don't want them and we changed the law to keep them out.

Space station springs a leak while astronauts are asleep (but don't panic)

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Then they're hurt or killed

Welcome to space, where EVERYTHING will kill you. That's why it's so much fun to fo there.

Everybody dance now: Watch this AI code fool friends into thinking you can cut a rug like a pro

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Re: OLD NEWS

Who cares, we get it, tech isn't new. Pretty much the same stuff used on recent movies featuring dead actors.

Fun as fuck video to watch though and I thank vulture central for bringing it to my attention.

A third of London boroughs 'fess to running unsupported server software

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Re: Lies, damn lies and FOI

In my career, spanning Windows NT4 through 2016, I can remember all three times that I have actually approached Microsoft for support and on all occasions it was in the first year of release of the OS. There are so few issues that actually require escalation to Microsoft that cannot be dealt with by a competent support team.

If your database fluffs up, Microsoft couldn't care less unless it's a bug in their software. You probably would have found that diring the first 5 years of running the database on the platform.

Running on out of vendor support OS is completely safe if the network is correctly configured to isolate the OS and only permit access to the application. No internet access from/to the server blah blah. In fact, that 15 year old environment not get patched, poked and prodded all the time by external influences is likely to be rock solid.

Some of you really don't want Windows 10's April 2018 update on your rigs

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Re: From experience...

I run VCDS in a w10 vmware virtual machine on a 2017 macbook pro and before that on a w7 VM on a 2008 unibody macbook pro. Works perfectly, vmware had no trouble identifying and passing the ross-tech USB cable to the VM.

No fandango for you: EU boots UK off Galileo satellite project

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Re: Dictionary anyone?

I have always argued that remain voters entered the voting booth knowing exactly what they were voting for. They knew what the EU had been like so far, they knew what direction the EU was heading and they preferred that known future instead of taking a gamble on what leaving might look like.

Leave voters on the other hand went with the gamble. That, in my opinion, considering they're gambling with the security of their own and their offsprings futures, could well be described as stupid.