* Posts by TwistedPsycho

50 posts • joined 12 Jun 2018

How do you run a military court over Zoom? With 28 bullet points and a ceremonial laptop flunkey, of course!

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Re: Do we have any details...

I think the fact they are using Zoom, rather than an in-house (or even in-Government) developed system speaks volumes.

Are we suggesting there is no secure system for video conferencing anywhere in the military? Surely the National Cyber Security Centre / 77th Brigade should have its development as part of its remit to modernise Military & Security communications?

Whatsapp blamed own users for failure to keep phone number repo off Google searches

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Just as soon as the ambulance chasers realise that PPI is no longer a money maker....

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Re: It's an unknown

.....and Vodafone, certainly last time it caught me out, converts a three text long message to MMS

Moore's Law is deader than corduroy bell bottoms. But with a bit of smart coding it's not the end of the road

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Re: Heretic

If you don't work fast, you can't take on more underpaid jobs, and then who is going to keep the Vodka flowing!

UK govt probes Brit chip biz Imagination after growing Chinese ownership sparks national security fears

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Re: "base" is not a legally defined term, I suspect.

A base, leasing out all it's office space to other companies, is still a base.

'Anything' related to remote working is a winner for Euro disties, but classic enterprise hardware? That's another story

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Re: But if there is ever an end to this...

To be fair, I have never understood what the essential mentality is of everyone needing to go to one square mile of London everyday.

All they do is moan about the commute, moan about the tube, and moan about how they miss their kids bedtime!

BOFH: Will the last one out switch off the printer?

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Re: acurate

Trust me. After two weeks of furlough, at 20 units a day...

... booze is getting boring

BT CEO tests positive for coronavirus, goes into self-isolation after meeting fellow bosses from Vodafone UK, Three, O2 plus govt officials

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When Virgin self-isolates it will be fine as the databases just get left open anyway

Secret-sharing app Whisper shared secrets like last known location and actual password tokens in exposed database

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I can only presume that there is a T&C somewhere exonerating Whisper from any stacking that come as a result of the breach.

What's inside a tech freelancer's backpack? That's right, EVERYTHING

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Re: unpacking order...

Surely if the duck tape helps stop ducks asking for grapes......

Morrisons puts non-essential tech changes on ice as panic-stricken shoppers strip stores

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Re: "throughput of goods is in excess of the usual Christmas peak"

You can get a slot? We can't because their IT upgrade happening on th 9th prevents any bookings after the 9th and there are also no slots up to the 9th.

This is a recurring theme and will cost them my Delivery Pass come renewal (which because of the upgrade I have to manually approve after the 9th)

Microsoft's latest cloud innovation: Printing

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Re: Café au nuage

To be serious for a moment, I am surprised Tassimo or Nespresso have not developed a solution to remote order a coffee from a machine.

It makes it as you walk over, tap your employee password and it is already made and ready.... or once every 30 minutes the designated delivery service agent brings it to your desk....

US Homeland Security mistakenly seizes British ad agency's website in prostitution probe gone wrong

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Re: WTF?

Who?

The self-disconnecting switch: Ghost in the machine or just a desire to save some cash?

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Re: How much?

.... and then you wait for him to over steps the mark, in 5, 6, 7, 8...

Who says HMRC hasn't got a sense of humour? Er, 65 million Brits

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Re: Sorry I'm late, my doctors claimed I'd died...

I would actually walk into the tax office and tell then "You say I am dead"

Security can't remove ghosts.

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Re: Naughty list

Don't worry. I had a 'todoo' with them this week.

Had a legitimate £2500 Bill for 2018/19 so I paid it. I also had a 'pre-demand for 2019/20' which I declared not required [what's the actual wording??] Due to a change of circumstances.

Three weeks after paying and getting the confirmation of the change to 19/20 - I get a statement requesting £4500 for 18/19 and prepayment for 19/20.....

Cue a 30 minute wait in the queue to tell them about long walks off short planks....

Remembering Y2K call-outs and the joy of the hourly contractor rate

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Re: Money

Ditto. But for a casino and with no additional pay.

UK's Virgin Media celebrates the end of 2019 with a good, old fashioned TITSUP*

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We have had our phone line tagged in the local box because we are registered as a priority line (we have our 8 year old and 3 year old taught in how to talk to 999 for a reason) but data line is less of a success.

I tried to explain that our disabled 8 year old can trigger my Alexa command far more reliably and be able to talk directly to me, than pick up a phone and talk to a 999 operator. Thankfully my wife's disability has not required my intervention in a few years.

We still can't get a priority on the Virgin Media data connection though.

Ebuygumm doesn't break t' Nominet rules, eBay and Gumtree told

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A chicken shop in Reading has gone though Fernando's, sued by Nando's, then Fernandez, sued by a company 200 miles away and is an independent chicken restaurant, and is now called Manzano's.

If an independent chicken restaurant can she another independent chicken restaurant half way up the country ... anything is possible.

A short note to say I'm off: Vulture taps claws on Reg keyboard for last time

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Surely....

..... you can retain a vaguely freelance position to add a notary column every now and then....

ICO scammer Maksim Zaslavskiy to miss 2020 Tokyo Olympics over digital currency fraud

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Re: "no investments in any sort of real-world asset to back the coins"

When he gets out?

He probably took a book with him to jail with hidden CellCoin QR codes which are connected to real life (empty) help swag bags on the outside.

A good trading currency if none of the guard have a clue what it is.

What a load of bollards! Object of bloke's street furniture romp run over

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Do we have to set up a GoFundMe for the bollards family so they can instruct a solicitor to sue the local highways department for putting the bollards life at extreme risk?

I'm still not that Gary, says US email mixup bloke who hasn't even seen Dartford Crossing

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Re: Capital One

If the post is addressed to your address then I am sure that under the Postal Sevices Act you would not be liable if you opened it in order not to detriment the intended recipient.

So if you opened a handwritten addressed envelope with no return address to contact the company on the letterhead you are not acting in detriment of the two parties.

Saying that, when Barclays started sending demands for cash from the person who sold us our house, when we read them the account number over the phone we were accused of illegal tampering of mail.

Except I was reading it through the Window of the envelope in clear view for all to see.

237 UK police force staff punished for misusing IT systems in last 2 years

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I think we also have to expect different interpretations in the responses.

Surrey mention mis-use of email which might include minor infractions that other forces did not.

For example in one of my previous clients, they had a number of staff warned for setting up a forwarder from their company email to their personal email when they went on annual leave. The company deemed that misuse of email despite having no alternative staffing arrangements to cover the work.

Dough! Jobs microsite for UK's data watchdog set hundreds of cookies without visitors' consent

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Re: That is something the ICO is well aware of

Certainly from where I sit in a completely different industry; it appears that many corners of the bigger players work to an ethic of promoting people to the Peter Principle and then promote them one more time for luck.

The problem is that with so many promotions, it is inevitable that there are also department moves, so a Head of Department has never done the job of either their management team or indeed of the rank and file troops.

So it does not take long for their young Graduate who (albeit not all grads can be tarred with the same magnum of Champagne) to be edicting absolute crap in the name of "I run the department."

Source: recently left one such department.

Surveillance kit slinger accused of slapping 'Made in America' on Chinese gear, selling it to the US government

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So what they are saying is that they would have preferred the company to import the components from China, with the same vulnerabilities, and hired a few US workers to assemble them.

Then of course you can stick 'Making America Great.... Maybe' all over them.

A stranger's TV went on spending spree with my Amazon account – and web giant did nothing about it for months

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We could of course go whole hog and remove all our cards from Amazon, go to the local supermarket and buy Amazon gift cards £100 at a time to register.

No one would be so scummy as to scam a charity, right? UK orgs find out the hard way

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Re: Charities are a fraud

From my personal experience though, many UK charities also have zero paid staff.

I volunteered for free at a small local charity, after a number of years I became it's Chairman and still was a volunteer.

I moved on from the charity to work within the national support mechanism for both the charity I chaired and 200 like it. I was a volunteer like every single person in that national umbrella organisation.

Not a single charity at the national or local level had a paid member of staff. So not all charities are a fraud, and it those that then end up being the ones who struggle to get donations from those offended by the big internationals.

Spin doctors: UPS gets permission to expand drone delivery fleet in the US

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Re: "move items [..] faster than a human runner could manage"

Well no, Health & Safety bans running, which flies straight into the hands of drones that can probably go faster than a runner as well as a walker.

Margin mugs: A bank paid how much for a 2m Ethernet cable? WTF!

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Re: Not just business

I can think of a number of people that would spend that sort of money, they are not very off at with tech and would take everything at face value.

Are you who you say you are, sir? You are? That's all fine then

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I remember having to phone Northen Rock to change an address for a mortgage balance we were paying off. It was one of those 120% mortgages that the wife and I learnt was a bad idea.... anyway.

So they took me through security and asked to speak to my wife for her to go through security either. I said she will find it difficult and is it really necessary just to change address.... yes it if.

They could hear me reading out some of the details of our balance and payments which is as good as a security question. The agent said "We can hear Mr X reading you the answers." to which she replied honestly "I know, I am virtually blind and you refused to send me things in large print."

She did not need to pass security after that.

Do you want fr-AI-s with that appy-meal? McDonald's gobbles machine-learning biz for human-free Drive Thrus

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It's Automachef coming to life!

Stalking cheap Chinese GPS child trackers is as easy as 123... 456 – because that's the default password on 600k+ of these gizmos

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Re: When I were a lad ...

Like the cycling across the country of @defiler I used to wander all over the south coast by bus by about 13 or 14.

I would not let my kids do it now though, because not only are there lots of stories of kids oping missing, but it also acts as fuel to the fire of people that have always thought of nefarious acts but never felt confident to act on it.

I always liken this to the problem with paedophilia. A few decades ago, people who had illicit thoughts about children would hide away in their local community as being outed was inevitably going to become a big thing. Now the Internet allows lots of like minded people around the world to talk in real time and feel included in a community.

People become more brazen when they feel included. People then fail to realise that if they are more open online, they are more likely to be caught.... hence more people being found.

A day in the life of London seen through spam and weak Wi-Fi

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But, but.

The railway refers to the rail way as the Permanent Way.

USB4: Based on Thunderbolt 3. Two times the data rate, at 40Gbps. One fewer space. Zero confusing versions

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Re: Use Case?

Why stop at a high spec laptop?

Have a mid spec i5 laptop or 2-in-1 that is light-weight for working on the road and an Intel Serial Bus 4 connected beast unit with a second processor that can co-operate.

From a business use case, you then could have a ratio of beast units to standard units that staff can simply dock into place and it automatically uprates the work that you are trying to do.

Guess who's working on a health data-slurping digital tool? Bzzt! Nope, it's the UK Department for Work and Pensions

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They already do...

When my wife appealed a PIP rejection, they went to her ophthalmic team for her last assessment results.

They did not believe the ophthalmic certification of being blind because the assessor claimed there was maintained eye contact throughout.

My wife has severe nystagmus - her eyes never (and I mean never) stop flicking. The fact that she could not even see the assessor was the other kicker.

Fast forward 15 months; won at tribunal within 20 minutes.

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Re: proof of concept to expose NHS data to the department's systems

It's the DWP, that can be very easily arranged.

Or if it can't actually be arranged it's just a change from status 0 to status 1.

Amazon Mime: We train (badly) an AI love bot using divorce bombshell Bezos' alleged sexts to his new girlfriend

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"Alexa.....

.... set OhMiBod to Insane."

"Which OhMiBod Vibrator would you like me to set to Insane?"

"Eh?"

"Which - Mrs Bezos - vibrator would you like me to set."

"Fuck...."

"I am sorry, I can not do that."

Millennium Buggery: When things that shouldn't be shut down, shut down

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Re: Engineers who become managers

It's not just in techies either.

People can be promoted to strict rules orientated industries who then simply make up their own rules to go over the rules framework and wonder why people are aggressive about it.

Because the original rules were more likely NOT to kill a thousand people in a masterstroke.

Data-nicking UK car repairman jailed six months instead of copping a fine

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Accuracy is not required......

Unfortunately, the requirement to ensure data is accurate does not apply to all.

Take for example one of the large original banks. Two years after moving into our house and sending back numerous demands for cash - which you could see through the flimsy envelope - we exercised our right phone the bank, talk to their Business Banking department, advise them that their customer had moved out previous and read the account number and address through the address window of the envelope.

Despite threatening to call the police on us as we had breached data protection, over the next few months us getting a knock from collection agents and us proving to them and the bank that we now own the house; as it was a business-to-business loan, the bank was under no obligation to keep its details up to date and said it would keep sending letters and bailiffs.

I walked into their local branch with the letter, to their open plan business banking section and discussed the situation with one of their managers, in full earshot of all their customers. Their manager even got the same response from their own B-2-B banking team.

So no, the data protection principles on data accuracy do not apply to some call centres....

(This started sounding like a rant at ibmalone, it is not and merely a story to the contrary of the point of data accuracy)

(/rant)

Windows XP? Pfff! Parts of the Royal Navy are running Win ME

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Planes, Trains and automobiles!

Even as recently as 2008, a German train manufacturer was supplying UK train operators with a train running Windows 95.

...and that had connections to the outside world; investigatory quality data downloads were pulled using flash drives that then connected to a standard laptop.

I am suspicious that it will have changed as they now have remote access.

Worrying Windows 10 wrecking-ball weapon weirdly wanders wildly on worldwide web

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Re: Windows 10

This is a gift?

Absolutely! But they were speaking German, in which language "Gift" = "Poison."

The Germans are crafty, they like going to the Redmond Cathedral because it has a 123ft spire that looks like Bill Gates.

Zip it! 3 more reasons to be glad you didn't jump on Windows 10 1809

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Re: Regressions

They're doing the equivalent of releasing a new version of Windows every six months.

But that are working two patches ahead though, aren't they?

I thought skip ahead testers have been on 19H1 since Easter?

Yale Security Fail: 'Unexpected load' caused systems to crash, whacked our Smart Living Home app

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my husband and I just spent 20 minutes at 3am trying to disable the alarm

Some people continue to surprise me.

As a nice-to-have add on, completely love the idea of IoT running things; as a sole need-to-have, God help us!

I admit to having a few rooms wired up with smart lights and Nest, but I made sure I still have an actual light switch on the wall as well as a thermostat!

That 'Surface will die in 2019' prediction is still a goer, says soothsayer

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Re: Really?

It won't take too long for the Surface Hub devices to blue screen at a really inappropriate moment though.

Then everyone will scream the praises of the Granny Smith Pro

Don't make us pay compensation for employee data breach, Morrisons begs UK court

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We are missing one important question...

.... how did the criminal remove the data?

Skelton was a senior auditor, according to the BBC article at the time of his sentencing, which would suggest to the outsider that the person has responsibilities beyond that of a standard office bod.

If he was just able to post it to Dropbox then yes there might be a case, but if the company took reasonable steps then you won't stop someone who has a determined grudge.

Couldn't give a fsck about patching? Well, that's your WordPress website pwned, then

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Re: Lack of maintance

Depends how much you pay them as to whether they care....

Buried in the hype, one little detail: Amazon's Alexa-on-a-chip could steal smart home market

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Re: Proctor & Gamble!!!!!!

The mega goods corp working with the mega retailer corp? That can only smell like bad news.

I don't think you will be talking to your box of Bold 3, I think you will be having a conversation with it.

All seriousness aside though; a washing machine where you load a cartridge of powder, and it re-orders when it is getting low and calls out an Amazon Maintenance Expert when it feels ill?....

Google risks mega-fine in EU over location 'stalking'

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Re: It is also wifi

I bet it's answer would be that it is using the retailers information instead of yours in order to create that particular element of the profile.

It will then argue that as it is a business-2-business arrangement with the retailer, you must complain about the retailer, or something.

Actual control of Windows 10 updates (with a catch)... and more from Microsoft

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Re: LTSC

But surely at that point the organisations buying in to LTSC for desktops will also be buying into any similar offer for office anyway?

My employer still runs on Windows 7 Enterprise though, so we will never find out....

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