* Posts by Rohime

15 posts • joined 10 Jun 2018

Thought you were good at StarCraft? DeepMind's AI bot proves better than 99.8% of fleshy humans

Rohime

But can i play [Probes vs Zealot 2] ?

Can you download it to me – in an envelope with a stamp?

Rohime

Re: Moved to France

yeah - i tried to open a UK bank account (business - for contracting) once. Had to get a referral from an accountant first to tell them i was a good person.

Brit software giant Micro Focus takes a bath after share price crashes 30%, sales tank

Rohime

Re: WTF is....a "deteriorating macro environment"?

i expect is means "nobody wants to buy expensive 'enterprise software' anymore"

It's heads you win, tails you lose as Microsoft introduces CoinFlip™ for Windows 10

Rohime

Loaded a new version of Windows 10 on the Mrs' laptop ...

If its got a DVD, then its too old to run Win10.

I don't know but I've been told: IBM slurps AU$95.5m ERP delivery contract from Aussie DoD

Rohime

May as well just call it a $billion to IBM right now. Rinse and Repeat.

WOW. I really would have thought the government would have learnt by now.

IBM. They are absolute *masters* of delay

IBM. They are absolute wizards at audit trail - 'put in writing that its the customer fault' - regardless of truth.

IBM: To them truth means: Choose any ONE from this set "The Truth", "The whole truth" or "nothing but the truth". Never more than one from the set remember.

Elon Musk's new idea is to hook your noggin up to an AI – but is he just insane about the brain?

Rohime

some of Charlie Stross' work is in a similar vein

I would love Netflix, Amazon, whomever (i don't care) to create Good TV of the Multi-verse / Merchant Princes series. I feel a petition coming on ...

Rohime

Re: Sci-Fi References

Iain M Banks. Sadly Missed. Culture is almost perfect.

R.I.P. I think it is about time i re-read from the beginning.

Rohime

Re: The Future is... rolling round on the floor frothing at the mouth

We really need a "re-imagined" Blakes 7. I'm so hanging out for that!

Loose tongues and oily seamen: Lost in machine translation yet again

Rohime

I was baking AMI's. Puppet and Chef helped. Yum.

Guy is booted out of IT amid outsourcing, wipes databases, deletes emails... goes straight to jail for two-plus years

Rohime

Re: Just like divorces, there's rarely a good outcome for all.

Ahh... Tim Tams' - the best biscuit in Oz. Those IBM Tivoli products though ... what a pile of 'biscuits'.

Back to ASICs: Nvidia coughs GPU-uge $6.9bn to scoff Mellanox

Rohime

Ultralow latency for GPU and Display cables?

Bought for the ultra low latency interconnects one expects.

But do they care about the Enterprise use of InfiniBand at all? Time will tell.

IBM broke its cloud by letting three domain names expire

Rohime

Re: Not their fault

Fax? you mean Pager?

Spent your week box-ticking? It can't be as bad as the folk at this firm

Rohime

Re: re:We woo on the contract pitch and rape on the service changes

"me and my Acorn A5000. A bit of soldering bodged together and the A5000 hooked to the PC's parallel port. It pretended to be a printer. "

Ah - those were the days.

Heatwave shmeatwave: Brit IT departments cool their racks – explicit pics

Rohime

But isn't the outside temperature like ...

26 C or something? That's hardly even warm (says the Australian)

nbn™ CEO didn't mean to offend gamers, just brand them unwelcome bandwidth-hogs

Rohime

nbn CEO really did not understand and nobody told him?

Does the CEO of the NBN really not understand that when a popular new game is released lots of people will download it at the same time?

Does the CEO of the NBN really not understand that when a multi-gigabyte patch is released for a wildly popular massive multiplayer online game is release all users are FORCED (by the game company) to all update to that patch at the same time?

Does the CEO of the NBN really not understand that the act of GAMING - as in actually playing - is very light on bandwidth, and likely the last thing to cause a problem vs. video streaming?

So why does the CEO of the NBN not have active dialog with GAME COMPANIES to get them to better address download requirements - like streaming patches in advance.

I actually understand the issue. "Gaming" is a concern. Gamers are not. Talk to the game companies and HELP THEM get their delivery models right.

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