139 posts • joined 5 Jun 2018
It's not forced to upgrade to Windows 10
then falling flat on your face
So here we are in 2020, who could have predicted that a career in the designer face mask biz would be a thing
You can't tell me that's a coincidence!
Made shorting Twitter stock?
So civilisation 2 / aliens can have a good laugh
Bandwidth and CPU overload = 0 camera
device needs to leg/fin it in the opposite direction
Err, haven't these electric scooters and unicycles for that matter been all over the streets of London for a few years?
Certainly were legion where I worked, nr Southwark bridge
Where you get to from Litherpool streeth sthatiohn
What if its a cat burglar?
I want optical zoom, 1tb storage, infra red, night viz, 5g and to be able to see round corners
Mine has been all over the shop, so bad yesterday (~95% degradation) that I had to switch to mobile to resume a google hangout meeting
Next app Covid infected detector
yeah, that does sound pretty dim
Then, maybe they'll take this shizzle seriously!
Doesn't matter who you vote for, the government always gets in.
Now B&Q is open, time to pick up a few rattle cans?
Whos gonna take the new 'mega towers' in the City of London, that's a lotta "WeWork"; The banks have mostly poked off to Canary Wharf
Nice of you to volunteer
And cultivate your inner Jean-Luc Picard?
Filters filters filters
Christ on a bike!
I can see it now - Asterix does Debbie, does Dallas
How long before they invade, claiming copyright theft
"I would've gotten away with it...."
And that he did a Gus Gorman?
Who's fault is that though?
Also, those people are not really the norm.
These a merkin companies have such bad reputations.
for this ?
think of the book you could write, after a few years!
Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses, Housebreakers and Allied Trades
29,466,911,624,397 times (strewth)
"Sell Wunderlist back" Delete
That's not bloody surprising, mate
You should check the facts on the McDonald's story, not go by internet folklore.
that is clever!
Perhaps someone has implemented a real-life Pied Piper network?
From Dilbert's PHB
we'll have to worry....
Your Kyleee account?
We need you now more than ever, please un-retire
You may, but what we really need is a blocker that fools the main site into think that the advert has actually loaded, stopping those "remove your ad-blocker" type messages >-)
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