I'm sorry?
Ofcom has said 13.9 million premises have access to speeds of up to 100Mbps, although many have failed to upgrade their packages." - Failed be buggered?
So I'm finally making the jump from a steady 7.6 to a somewhat 'guaranteed' 35Mbps for bafflingly the same 'affordable' price of about 20 quid a month. I don't know what in the world I'll use all that extra bandwidth for - apparently not watching high res 'dive-kick' that's for sure :'C
I'm kinda giddy at the prospect of having such excessive and luxurious downstream and yet I've failed?
I'm a failure? Fuck you OFCOM, what the fuck did you ever succeed at - it's 2018 and I still can't count on reliable 2/3G coverage or an affordable ubiquity of VOIP alternatives? Cram it up your sanctimonius shitpipes.