Tales of the Hundred Acre Wood
Winnie-the-Pooh, Big Ears, and Harry Potter were strolling through the Hundred Acre Wood one fine sunny afternoon and chatting about this and that. Upon entering a glade, the threesome encountered Mickey Mouse, Popeye, and Top Cat, singing a ditty called 'Candle in the Wind' in memory of their long absent friend Captain Marvel. Thereafter, a merry throng of six, continued a perambulation towards the edge of the woods.
Further on, the jolly companions met Christopher Robin, Ermintrude, and Zebedee coming the other way. Amid much laughter, the groups coalesced and set off towards Owl's residence. Suddenly, Tigger bounded up to join his friends. They ran into a tearful Snow White, who told them one of her dwarves had run away to live in Kiev among the chickens. Leaving an inconsolable Snow White to her misery, the companions thrust onwards to their destination.
Upon arrival at Owl's tree, Dan Dare, who had suddenly joined the pack, called up to rouse the wise old bird. Owl, not generally known for bonhomie, was particularly grumpy after being woken during daytime.
Owl's sleepy eyes scanned the upturned faces. Suddenly, Owl tensed. "What are you all doing here?", owl exclaimed in great agitation.
"We came to say hello", said Tintin, who had joined the assembly in the company of Julie Andrews and her troop of singing Kinder.
Owl ruffled his feathers mightily. He assumed a judicial mien that by comparison made 'Judge Judy' appear a 'soft touch'.
Loudly, Owl proclaimed, "YOU", owl waved a wing to encompass them all, "are not permitted to be here!".
"By doing so, you break the most profoundly important of all natural law."
"Physically harming other characters is as nought compared to exerting existence beyond bounds set by your creators."
"The same applies to the rightful inhabitants of Hundred Acre Wood. Even we must not go abroad and have adventures, unless our rightful owners ordain thus."
Owl paused and peered at the puzzled faces below him. Owl realised that the matter was too deep for his audience's understanding. He assumed a tack he knew would work: instillation of fear.
"There is an evil deity inhabiting far away places. It is served by slavering monsters living in woods called Wasintown, Holytrees, Lundun, Perish, and beyond. The god's name is Ipp. The monsters are called leglaters and layers. I don't understand the details, BUT they destroy characters, and pepple who seek freedom from slavery to creators."
The crowd was hushed. Only Top Cat looked alert. His thoughts were upon owl meat for dinner.