Consultants
Hello, I am a overconfident consultant from Fartworks. I am paid silly amounts of money to tell you to rewrite your code in <Scala> using Agile fluff fluff poo bum buggy break the production server release cycle, with Containerised vats of wee, then I'll bugger off after a few months and leave you to sort out the mess I made.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
