Agreed, it read to me as being written by someone involved with cycling.
Personally, as someone in later years and prone to feeling the cold wind, I expect to be called EMIMAL - (Elderly Man in Merino And Lycra)
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I may have missed it but I didn't notice anything that said the lights were connected to the Internet.
They had to reset ALL their systems as part of the clean-up and for some unknown (or un-disclosed) reason the lighting control system didn't work properly as a result.