Posts by Andrew

Paris Hilton exits missionary position to save Universe

Paris forgets missionary position...

..in favour of riding Japanese chopper and fingering Miss Universe

Finns dominate mobile-chucking contest

still not as far as foxy...

"The distance travelled by a tantrum-driven flying PDA shall be defined in Campbells (1cB=231lg). Example: "Yeah, I asked that Foxy Brown to turn her car stereo down and she only went and threw her bleedin' Blackberry about three Campbells.""