* Posts by KarMann

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Cornish recycling drive sows confusion among Reg Standards Bureau

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Joke

Re: 280-350g seems far off for a nipple pastie

Most pasties have negligible weight, the biggest I could find were 60g (per pair, I think. It wasn’t clear).
I don't see what their opacity (or lack thereof) has to do with either their weight or their mass.

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Headmaster

Re: Proper Pasty

Am I to understand that you are one of those poor benighted souls who doesn't know their silicon from their silicone? Or are you under the impression that the Merkins' knockers are augmented with microchip implants rather than the usual kind?

Techie banned from client site for outage he didn’t cause

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IT Angle

Re: Workig for a Dialup ISP in the 90's...

ExecPC, by any chance? Sounds about right, especially with the selling to Voyager.net in 2000.

GNOME dev gives fans of Linux's middle-click paste the middle finger

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Re: KDE

I think I started with FVWM or similar, then went Enlightenment for a while, and then maybe 5 years of Gnome, until something in my user config go so bloated or crufty that it didn't work anymore after an upgrade, and I decided to give the KDE a try, rather than immediately try to isolate the config problem. Still on KDE now, 20-ish years later.

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Re: Hipsters indeed

You're so cruel. I accidentally failed to pack my MX Anywhere on my current trip, and have to choose between laptop's trackpad or a wired Dell mouse that just isn't doing it for me, and makes a horribly scrapy noise on the desk when I move it. I miss my mouse. But, we should be reunited in just around 30 hours, at long last!

New boss was bad, his attitude was ugly, so the tech team pranked him good

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Trollface

Re: TSR

Yeah, things just haven't been the same since WotC took over.

Tunnels and -->

BOFH: The Christmas spirit has run dry – time to show some chiller instinct

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Trollface

Re: 44 gallon drums

The US inch used to be thousands of a mm longer than the british inch…
I'm pretty sure someone would have noticed if the inch were metres shorter than it used to be, or if it used to be metres longer than it is, whichever way you want to look at it.

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Boffin

Re: 44 gallon drums

I very much memorised 2.54000504 cm back in secondary school, enough so that *mumble* years later, I'm not even going to double-check. That's what the old inch was.

User found two reasons – both of them wrong – to dispute tech support's diagnosis

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Trollface

No, Kindles are even worse.

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Facepalm

Re: "an electrician will trust that you've turned the switch off"

I realise 'attempted manslaughter' is a contradiction in terms, but sometimes, I do think there should be a place for it as a criminal charge.

User insisted their screen was blank, until admitting it wasn't

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Trollface

Eventually, I inadvertently pruned the wire outside instead of the climbing rose.
'Inadvertently'. It's OK. We've all been there.

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Thumb Up

Re: Go, Look, See

I see what you did there. Have my upvote.

Welcome to America - now show us your last five years of social media posts

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Joke

Re: Hopefully...

Do they make handcuffs small enough, though?

US extradites Ukrainian woman accused of hacking meat processing plant for Russia

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Windows

Replacement windows expenses add up over time.

Hegseth needs to go to secure messaging school, report says

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WTF?

Re: When this administration fails

Thing is, this being Florida, I'm really not sure whether 'boas' was a typo or not.

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Gimp

The icing on the cake

I believe Hegseth is characterising this as 'total exoneration'. He has learnt from his master.

Pension portal launch fail sends Capita running to Microsoft for help

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Megaphone

Dept. of Redundancy Department

They really want you to know that they had a backlog to deal with, but they really, REALLY want you to know that it was "the largest ever on-time transition of a public sector pension scheme in the UK."

NASA nominee 'committed' to uprooting Shuttle Discovery for Houston trophy piece

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Mushroom

Re: Cruise Missile

For certain values of 'land'.

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Re: US space ambitions shrinking

No, I don't think we're there anymore.

Whatever legitimate places AI has, inside an OS ain't one

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Windows

It's been a while, but my main intro to getting really into the computer tech stuff was back around 1997, when I had added some RHL dual-boot to a Windows 3.11 system (on that great big whopping 540 MB HDD), and then set about upgrading to Windows 95. In a very similar vein to Groo's, that upgrade somehow reset the partition tables. I was stuck running off of floppies until I managed to find enough information about partition tables online to go in and edit the binary data (and dd it back into place, etc.) and actually managed to recover all the partitions (as a first-time Linux installer, I had put in way too many partitions for every purpose, even a separate /lib partition if you can believe that, and I'm still not entirely sure how that worked).

Doubly appropriate icon is appropriate -->

Web dev's crawler took down major online bookstore by buying too many books

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Holmes

Pretty sure they're talking about B&N, given the 'sounds like a law firm' footnote.

BOFH: Forward-facing AI brand experience meets forward-facing combustion risk management

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Trollface

Well, by two o'clock, it's no longer breakfast, it's lunch or tea, anyway. But you could probably have had five breakfasts by then if you really put your head down and get to it.

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Coat

Be prepared!

[F]eeling around in my back pocket to see if I've got my Swiss Army gutting knife.
Good thing. You never know when you're going to need to gut a Swiss Army.

Soup king Campbell’s parts ways with IT VP after ‘3D-printed chicken’ remarks

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Holmes

Re: I have one question

I'm pretty sure Headley had left out the '/s' tag as being too obvious.

Dev's last-day-of-contract code helped to crash app used by 350,000 people

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Headmaster

Re: Reading between the lines ...

"This might seem harsh, but remember this would, amongst everything else, be a GDPR violation."
"Could" not "should". There's no mention in the article regarding what data was contained in the database nor what country it occurred in and so may not be covered by GDPR anyway. [emphasis added]
"Would" not "should".

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Re: As a long time consultant/contractor

Oh, PLEASE.

Cloudflare coughs, half the internet catches a cold

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Linux

Re: Who, me?

I wish I could give you a bonus upvote for use of 'thagomi[sz]e'.

Icon: The only dinosaur left amongst the icons.

Help desk boss fell for ‘Internet Cleaning Day’ prank - then swore he got the joke

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Windows

Re: Prankers

It just came up again for me a day or two ago, and I was referencing the All Your Base XKCD, and I realised that the retro-return-date predicted in the hovertext was 4 years ago, going on 5. Which in turn led me to think of yet another classic, see icon.

Amazon Web Services’ US-EAST-1 region in trouble again, with EC2 and container services impacted

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Trollface

Re: Outside a very specific computing context

Oh, are we still doing phrasing?

Frustrated consultant 'went full Hulk' and started smashing hardware

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Angel

Re: I'm Not THAT Guy!

…if you're in then that's for life.
Death will not release you.

AWS outage turned smart homes into dumb boxes – and sysadmins into therapists

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Headmaster

Re: Imagine there is a complete outage of a region

Or you should read Jou's comment a bit more closely. Yes, it could be taken as meaning that no one in Europe might be affected, but it can also be read as meaning that one (or you, if you must), in particular, is not affected in Europe. Unless you're just the sort of contrarian who wants to take things the worst way they can be interpreted, which I can appreciate… when there's some comedic value in it.

On a side note, I regret the losses in English of both a meaningful singular/plural second person distinction, and the regular use of 'one' rather than 'you' when one doesn't actually mean the person they're addressing.

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WTF?

Re: Cancer

…for some light bulbs have gone off…
Not sure whether pun intended or unintended.

BOFH: Recover a database from five years ago? It's as easy as flicking a switch

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Headmaster

Re: 5 year old database?

To be fair, HD didn't specify AD, BC, CE, or BCE.

Texas senators cry foul over Smithsonian's pricey Space Shuttle shuffle

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Angel

Re: Feh

By coincidence or not, every time I see your username, I think of Steve Barnes. If you're the type to be re-reading Footfall, I suspect you know whom I mean.

OpenAI says models are programmed to make stuff up instead of admitting ignorance

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Headmaster

Re: "Even a wrong answer is right some of the time"

"even a broken watch is right twice a day"
Technically, no. A watch (or clock, as I've more often heard the phrases) can be broken in many ways, up to and beyond the hands being sheared clean off, where it will never be right. The correct phrase ought to be, 'a stopped {watch,clock} is right twice a day.'

Self-propagating worm fuels latest npm supply chain compromise

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Alien

Shai-Hulud, Shai-Hulud, Shai-Hulud!

In each case, the repository created by the malware is called Shai-Hulud, which may sound familiar to sci-fi fans as it is the name of the worm in the Dune series.
Woah, sandworms. You hate 'em, right? I hate 'em myself!

Fire up the gas turbines, says US Interior Secretary: We gotta win the AI arms race

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Facepalm

Re: Why not use the cheapest of all...

…gas turbines were cheaper once you talk about actual KW/hrs delivered to the point of use.
And once you remember to ignore any externalities whatsoever, because hey, Somebody Else's Problem field, right?

NASA finds best evidence of life on Mars so far

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Headmaster

Re: as we don't know it

> It's

* They're

AI can't be woke and regulators should be asleep, Senator Cruz says

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Boffin

Re: you poor bastards.

I bet that 75% of what Cruz said was incorrect, and the remaining 25% was simply wrong.
You didn't leave any room for the percentage that isn't even wrong.

Flu jab email mishap exposes hundreds of students' personal data

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Trollface

Re: Bromcom pr department

…at which point, they just cite the good ol' 'there is no such thing as bad publicity' trope, and request a pay rise.

Playing ball games in the datacenter was obviously stupid, but we had to win the league

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Pirate

Other obligatory XKCD

Compiling! What else are you going to do with yourself in the meantime?

Europe Putin the blame on Russia after GPS jamming disrupts president’s plane

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FAIL

Re: The only SPOOF is the accuracy of the story?

Dunno about yours, but mine shows some big body of water called the Black Sea right next door to Bulgaria. I don't suppose Russia has any ships on that sea, does it? Well, maybe somewhat fewer than they did until recently.

I was a part-time DBA. After this failover foul-up, they hired a full-time DBA

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They weren't just cross, they were falcon' furious.

Trump stomps feet, pulls out 't-word' again over China rare earths ban

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Holmes

Re: Trump is a ranting lunatic

A deal with Trump is not worth the paper it is written on.
Yeah, but have you priced the Sharpie it's signed with into that?

ESA engineers trace anomaly in silent Juice spacecraft to a bug in the code

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IT Angle

The bog-standard 'have you tried turning it off and on again?' just might not cut it in this case.

Every question you ask, every comment you make, I'll be recording you

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Coat

Re: Does this mean if I use a lower wattage, ...

Rankenage or go home!

I'll get my coat, it's only 540 out there!

Flock storage: Audio boffin encodes data in a starling

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Facepalm

Re: And if they pass it down to chicks ....

Dammit. Your comment lead me down a rabbit hole (or into a dovecote?) of trying to remember the details of a video I saw a while back, probably on YouTube, possibly just a short, certainly not too long, about how some recent-ish (i.e. past couple of decades, maybe) piece of popular music resembles some bird's song, whether deliberately or not, to the point that people thought the birds had learnt the song from exposure to it, rather than more the other way around. I do remember it ended with a joke about the band owing the birds royalties. If anyone could help further jog my memory, either with the video, the song, or the birds in question, yeah, that'd be great.

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Trollface

The RFCs never lie!

"But I also want to be candid and say that birds are an awful vector for data transmission, as is any living thing due to the many unpredictable variables at odds with how we store binary data."
It sounds as though Prof. Jordan has never heard of IP over Avian Carriers, somewhat surprising given his apparent background.

ETA: Ninja'ed by KittenHuffer!

Debian isn't waiting for 2038 to blow up, switches to 64-bit time for everything

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Linux

Hold my birthday beer!

Hah! You think you've got problems? I was born on the Unix epoch! All I have to do to find out how many seconds old I am is run date +%s (allowing a bit of rounding, of course). Not that I haven't made the most of it, celebrating back when I both turned a gigasecond and, slightly later, a gibisecond old. But it does lead to the funny experience of often seeing my birth date crop up when things are broken, and default to the epoch in directory listings and such.

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Headmaster

Re: Can't Someone Plan Ahead?

2 or 4 billion, surely? Even if you use some of the other ways of counting, that would be either 'milliard' or 'thousand million', not just 'million'. Or did I miss something?

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