* Posts by KarMann

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If anyone finds an $80M F-35 stealth fighter, please call the Pentagon

KarMann
Headmaster

I had a similar thought at first, but upon further consideration and giving the commentard the benefit of the doubt, I realised they probably meant an errant F-35 on the ground or in it, rather than flying overhead. I think that would set most people off.

iPhone 12 deemed too hot to handle for France's radiation standards

KarMann
Headmaster

Re: Eh?

Well, there are the ones I hear people talk about in phrases like 'kilowatts per hour', which presumably must be a measure of energy, instead.

</PetPeeve>

The Anti Defamation League is Musk's latest excuse for Twitter's tanking ad revenue

KarMann
Headmaster

Re: Lesseee here.

Ooo, I think we have a nice affect/effect case here! https://xkcd.com/326

I'll see your data loss and raise you a security policy violation

KarMann
WTF?

What's in a name?

I'm not sure whether The Reg doesn't mention Huon, brother of Hurin, of Tolkien's Silmarillion fame, because it does know us so well, and doesn't need to point that out to us, or because it doesn't, and overlooked that aspect of it.

ETA: I'm an idiot. Of course, that's Huor, not Huon. Stoopid brain association.

Windows screensaver left broadcast techie all at sea

KarMann
Pint

Re: Who me on call?

It's where the drinks are.

KarMann
WTF?

Re: huh?

It's rather amusing to me, I think, that it seems obvious that Prst's issue is with 'the day the machines docked,' which caught me off-guard as well, and for which I have no certain explanation. And yet, pretty much every other reply (possibly barring the first) has focussed on the souvenir vids part, or maybe the 'first mate,' which seems like it was clear enough that there's no way Prst. was misunderstanding that.

Global Slack messaging outage cuts world off from colleagues

KarMann
Holmes

Re: Cough... maybe we'll use letters and stamps next time.

Close, but I think you'll find he's suggesting we should use Element & Matrix (whatever they are), rather than any twiddling of anyone's thumbs.

Totally OT, but who runs those appElement things again?

Aliens crash landed on Earth – and Uncle Sam is covering it up, this guy tells Congress

KarMann
Headmaster

Re: Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence

I never cared for that phrasing. A more accurate claim would be that, 'absence of evidence is not proof of absence.' But it can sure as hell be used as evidence of absence; it's just not entirely conclusive by itself.

Cigna sued for using software to deny healthcare insurance claims

KarMann
Coat

Re: “Algorithm!”

So, it's not about a certain former Vice President's dance moves??

Twitter name and blue bird logo to be 'blowtorched' off company branding

KarMann
Coat

You mean an X colleague, shirley?

KarMann
Trollface

The rebrand is a risky bet, according to Mike Proulx, Forrester VP and Research Director.
I assume he was until recently known as Mike Proultwitter?

Why do cloud titans keep building datacenters in America's hottest city?

KarMann

Re: 4 cents?

And it wasn't just you. Context has consequences!

Bizarre backup taught techie to dumb things down for the boss

KarMann
Flame

Re: Training?

But why would we need training for that? It's all intuitive!

KarMann
Trollface

They should try /dev/null -- that one never gets full!

From cage fight to page fight: Twitter threatens to sue Meta after Threads app launch

KarMann
Trollface

Re: "We're often imitated, but the Twitter community can never be duplicated."

"We're often imitated, but the Twitter community can never be duplicated bought."

Fixed that for them.

Quirky QWERTY killed a password in Paris

KarMann
Facepalm

Re: All your QWERTY belong to us...

I was a bit surprised, but I realised that whilst I meant 'wrong-way-around' in the sense of 'exactly reversed (from ISO 8601)', it probably sounded like I meant just 'more wrong,' which was not my intent at all; I despise both DMY & MDY pretty equally.

KarMann
Headmaster

Re: All your QWERTY belong to us...

Yes, but the comment I was responding to was suggesting using British or Irish settings, so in that context, I said 'British'.

KarMann
Holmes

Re: Faux AZERTY

We'll always have Paris.

KarMann

Re: All your QWERTY belong to us...

That still won't get you proper ISO 8601 dates, though. I'd even call British 30/6/2023 type dates more wrong-way-around than American 6/30/2023, which is just more jumbled up; 30/6/2023 is the exact opposite order (assuming you weren't expecting digit-by-digit reflexion), and the worst for sorting.

https://xkcd.com/1179/

Techie wasn't being paid, until he taught HR a lesson

KarMann
Childcatcher

It starts young

Back in high school (US), there was an apparently troubled lad, who almost shared my name (analogous to, say, David Meyer & David Meyers). For a while, it was quite common for me to be called down to the principal's office early in the day, because apparently other-'David' had been getting into trouble again. It was quite annoying for a while (I was enough of a nerd that I really didn't care for getting out of classes), but eventually it died off. No idea whether they got a clue that Meyer != Meyers, or if other-'David' had shaped up or dropped out. I don't think I even ever met him.

KarMann
Facepalm

Re: Unique keys

You and I both. When signing, I usually do include my first initial, but the biggest pain is usually when registering an online account, and they ask your name, and it all depends on whether it's just a friendly name, like how they'll address you 'Hello So-and-so' in the inevitable emails, or is it going to be used against your card if you're doing online transactions, and it just isn't clear at all up front which kind of name they need there.

-- K. Mann

BOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonus

KarMann
Holmes

As all the previous items were described, '(with the company logo on it)'.

Microsoft tells admins to autoreview your Autopatch alerts or autolose the service

KarMann
Trollface

Re: AutoPatch: something like ...

It'll be funnier if you try something like:

17 02 8-14 * 2 (apt-get update; apt-get upgrade)

to try to get it to run on the second Tuesday as 'expected'.

Hint: It won't. I wish they would just fix that, even if it might break some weird, unholy crontabs that should never have been created that way in the first place.

KarMann
Flame

Tuesday?

…Microsoft said that "for organizations who select this option, the second Tuesday of every month will be 'just another Tuesday.'"

For you, the day Microsoft graced your village was the most important day of your month. But for me, it was Tuesday.
Paraphrased from the otherwise-forgettable Street Fighter movie.

First-known interstellar Solar System visitor 'Oumuamua a comet in disguise – research

KarMann
Boffin

Re: One thought

IANAAP, but, the obvious big one (literally) would be the Sun, heating up one side but not the other. There would probably be enough random local variation to produce a little extra noise in its accelerations, but predominantly the sunshine.

Techie fired for inventing an acronym – and accidentally applying it to the boss

KarMann
Gimp

Oh, Rocky!

I wonder whether Hal had ever participated in the audience at a Rocky Horror Picture Show screening, where one of the usual audience lines, after seeing that one of the crew was named Sue Blane (costume design), was 'no, Sue's to blame! Didn't you read the credits?'

KarMann
Terminator

22 or 54 years ago

Given the output of the Regomiser [sic] this week, I couldn't help reading Hal's half of the dialogue in Douglas Rain's calm, soothing voice.

Duelling techies debugged printer by testing the strength of electric shocks

KarMann
Alert

Re: Obvious reply ...

I'm honestly not quite sure whether you're continuing the electrical puns seen earlier.

If we plan to live on the Moon, it's going to need a time zone

KarMann
Boffin

Re: Moon time?

No, it's called libration, not libation.

Backup tech felt the need – the need for speed. And pastries and Tomb Raider

KarMann
Joke

That's what we call 'naively supporting USB.' [sic]

PC tech turns doctor to diagnose PC's constant crashes as a case of arthritis

KarMann
Trollface

Re: This sounds familiar....

ZOMG, it was Dell he was working for all along? I had no idea!!!

KarMann
Headmaster

Re: Don't get me started...

No, a buglar plays music on a horn. And nobody 'burlarizes' anything. Q.E.D.

GoDaddy joins the dots and realizes it's been under attack for three years

KarMann
WTF?

Re: Green hats, really ?

I was guessing it was those who were just in it for the ransom $$$/£££/€€€, but that was very much a guess.

systemd 253: You're looking at the future of enterprise Linux boot processes

KarMann
Facepalm

Re: A tool tool, indeed

Just occurred to me, it isn't clear, but I meant the authors of systemd & specifically its release notes, not The Register authors. I'd checked the release notes before posting that, to make sure it was an error there, not by El Reg.

KarMann
Headmaster

A tool tool, indeed

A tool ukify tool to build….
Well, that certainly inspires confidence that the authors have been paying attention to detail, right out of the gate.

Learn the art of malicious compliance: doing exactly what you were asked, even when it's wrong

KarMann
Headmaster

Re: Smoking computers

Not true. There are also selfish big cats.

KarMann
Flame

Re: Smoking computers

Finally! 'lp0 on fire's day has come!

KarMann
Trollface

Re: Steves Failure

That's OK, the employees are better off without bosses like that, too.

No more rockstars, say Billy Idol, Joan Jett in Workday Super Bowl ad

KarMann
Coat

Re: Rockstar

Who?

Chinese surveillance balloon over US causes fearful gasbagging

KarMann
Headmaster

Re: Why not shoot it down ?

Pretty sure they meant pictures with lots of noise-to-signal ratio, rather than the other kind of 'noisy shots'. But, you might well be perfectly aware of that, and punning on it. If so, carry on, good sir.

Aviation overhaul bill passes US House... for the third time

KarMann
Trollface

Re: Phew - scapegoats found !!

'Scapegoats'? That's an odd way of spelling 'next month's Regomised Who, Me? submitter'.

Dear Stupid, I write with news I did not check the content of the [Name] field before sending this letter

KarMann
FAIL

'Stan didn't design this dastardly DB.'

I think it's pretty clear, neither did anyone else. 'Design' is not a thing that entered into its origin story.

Massive outage grounded US flights because someone accidentally deleted a file

KarMann
Facepalm

Coming next week...

...in the next installment of 'Who, me?', no doubt.

New IT boss decided to 'audit everything you guys are doing wrong'. Which went wrong

KarMann
Childcatcher

If it's a dollar, then we're presumably (not necessarily) in the States, and hell yes, I'm adding a dollar, because I'm not Mr. Pink.

Laser-wielding boffins bend lightning to their will

KarMann
Terminator

Re: Easy - A Flux Capacitor!

I assume yours is the one with the bullet-proof vest?

Voice assistants failed because they serve their makers more than they help users

KarMann
Trollface

Re: My voice assistant doesn't understand me....

Good luck getting the American-programmed systems to recognise what you mean by 'sweet FA.'

KarMann
Unhappy

Re: The same applies to tv series and games

I almost wanted to downvote you for a moment there, in a shoot-the-messenger sort of way. Thanks for the heads-up, though.

OK, we know iPhones are expensive but... $11 a month for Twitter Blue on iOS?

KarMann
Headmaster

Re: I'm still bemused by the whole idea of making the blue badge a profit centre

Is there really that many people willing to pony up $96[**] per year....

[**] or $144, in Apple-land

Just a minor FYI correction, that's $132 for Apple-year, unless I've missed something about $12/month, or a buy-12-months-pay-for-a-13th-month special deal.

Server installer fails to spot STOP button – because he wasn't an archaeologist

KarMann
Facepalm

We have a similar, if much less troubling, switch in our kitchen. Open the refrigerator door, let it swing gently against the wall, and a couple of seconds later, the exhaust fan spins up. The slight pause before it's really making noise greatly enhances the disconnect of cause & effect, and the moment of 'what is that noise now?'

KarMann
Alert

Re: Renovations

And at that point, you have to start wondering, how far down are the lead-paint layers in that emulsion?

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