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Support newbie figured out how to avoid all-nighters, and his colleagues hated him for it

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Headmaster

Re: Bad data coming in

It's (B) called the Oxford comma, and is a subject of much international & transoceanic debate. This former Yank is all for it, but obviously, given the name (and the assumption it's so-called after the Oxford (rather than some little village in America named after it), which is indeed the case, more directly named for the Oxford University Press, whose editorial style insists on it), you can't blame this one on the Americans.

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Megaphone

Re: The cult of Heroes

He didn't last long after that.
But did that reward program?

Talking smack about a doctor got him access to private medical files

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Pirate

Re: All it would have taken...

I think you missed the point of the phrase, 'three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.'

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Also, it saves the trouble for all the other people who didn't know it, some of whom might have looked it up, and others who would have just taken it in stride and continued in ignorance of the phrase. I always figure, whenever there's a question like this in the comments, there's probably at least a few dozen that were wondering the same thing, but either didn't bother to post a comment asking, or saw that there was already an answer, thanks to Korev et al.

Comment in code read 'Dear future me, sorry I wrote this'

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Re: Perl didn't like even line numbers

That sounds almost like my most glorious contribution to OSS to date. Back in the mid-2000s or so, I was finding that some Perl RPM packages were completely uninstallable (short of --nodeps) because they had some very random-looking requirements that seemed like Perl modules, but weren't. I traced it down to multi-line comments in which one of the lines started with the Perl keyword use, just as part of a sentence, and then the dependency parser assumed the next word was a module name, so you'd end up with a lot of RPMs requiring something to provide 'Perl::the' or just 'the', and sometimes other words that might follow 'use' in a sentence. I submitted a patch that checked for the various ways of opening a multi-line comment in Perl, and if it found one, skipped everything until the appropriate comment-closer. Shortly after that, they completely overhauled the Perl part of the RPM builder, but for a little while, my code was doing some good for the world at large, and I was quite chuffed when one of the Fedora/Red Hat high-and-mighties called it 'a clueful patch' on the mailing list message about it.

User crippled a network while trying to learn Nmap

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Facepalm

Who, me too.

Have your attempts at self-education ended in tears?
Yes. Yes, they have. I'd been wondering for a while now if the story were Who, Me-worthy, and this one convinces me that it could be, but now, the new problem is that it's almost redundant with this one.

User swore hacker called General Failure had invaded his PC

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Re: Rank

I heard it was General Protection's fault.

Trump-shuttered climate change site back online in nonprofit hands

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Re: Don't know if it's a shame or a good thing

I haven't read it yet myself, but my wife often brings up a book by one Jon Ronson called The Psychopath Test when the subject of Trump comes up. It sounds like it's in the same vein as the Poisonous People you mentioned.

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Re: this shameful administration is relegated to the ash-heap

You can't, but yew can.

Humanity trashed Earth orbit – next stop the Moon

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Pint

Re: dumping grounds where material can be deposited, collected, and recycled

Bonus points for 'Karen Caeli'; have one of these.

How dare you stop data loss – that's not your job!

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Re: Many a year ago ....

I don't think that's milk…

Anthropic spins a Fable of a tamer, safer Mythos

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Facepalm

Even more percentage abuse?

…a success rate of 4.8 percent over 100 attempts…
How exactly does that work, assuming the 'success' is binary? You make 100 attempts, and succeed 4 times, and then… 4/5 of a time? Did they let the AI do the maths?

History of CentOS: How a biochemist's Linux hobby project became the enterprise world's default operating system

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Trollface

…[I] then got fed up with the need to re-install every 18 months and so looked around…
Good news, they fixed that! It's now every 12 months instead of 18, since Fedora 21 (The Nameless One, or The One Without a Name, according to your taste). Isn't that a relief?

NASA's Secret: Moon astronauts will be rocking Prada underwear

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Joke

And are the tags itchy?

While the companies didn’t give specifics about the materials or other elements of the LCVG…
Did they at least provide the mandated care instructions?

Company CEO flooded file share with smut, called for help after he deleted it

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Re: Never understood those that use work devices as personal ones - or hand them to family

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
-- H. P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

Techie expensed a bag of oranges and then juiced up a stupid security incident

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One person's disdain for filing daily claims led to the whole UK wing of the company suffering.
I mean, I suppose that's one way of looking at it, rather than joining in solidarity against The Register's your new American overlords.

BOFH: Vibe-coded solutions arrive for problems nobody has

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Boffin

Re: No BOFH on the front page.

It didn't for some part of the first day, but it seemed to be fixed reasonably quickly. Works For Me at the moment. Have you tried again lately? (My bookmark has a final slash, '/Week/', but it seems to work either way. And in at least some cases, pun intended, capitalisation seems optional, at least in the case of the On Call tag.)

Dems slam Trump for making cybersecurity hold out the tin cup while splurging on ballroom and Jan. 6 'slush fund'

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Devil

Re: Call me cynical

Now look, just because he put in one cameo appearance in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, doesn't make him an actor!

Marketing demanded IT add website feature that was already working

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WTF?

Off on a tangent, what's the tilde doing in '$~FORMER-WORKPLACE'? It's no syntax I can place, maybe close to something in Ruby, unless maybe you had a user named FORMER-WORKPLACE and '$/home/FORMER-WORKPLACE' somehow made sense.

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Trollface

Re: BTW

The On Call tag?!? Inconceivable!

Windows boot partition runs out of space for Microsoft's May security update

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Pint

Re: Hopeless error message

And of course, XKCD's "Results Age" just came out what, last week?

Anthropic’s bug-hunting Mythos was greatest marketing stunt ever, says cURL creator

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[S]ell the sizzle, not the steak. Anyone with a steer or cow can sell you a steak; too much competition if you're honest about what your product really is.
Especially if it's not actually steak, but some other product you get from the steers and bulls….

UK age-gating plans risk breaking the internet, privacy groups warn

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Trollface

Porque no los dos/tres?

"Existing age assurance technologies are either insufficiently accurate, undermine privacy and data security, or are not widely available across populations," the letter says….
To be fair, I'm pretty sure there will be sites that manage all three, much less two out of three (and possibly disproving Meatloaf's thesis as a by-product).

User found the perfect formula to make Excel misbehave

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Headmaster

Re: Maths

My bad; the name I meant is Lutnick, Howard Lutnick. I'll grammar-notsee myself.

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Re: Maths

Was his name Lutkin, by any chance? I know of a guy who thinks percentages might work like that…

DVLA's 14-week driving license fiasco – the tech, people and chatbot trying to clear it

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And whatever happened to 'Trwyddedig'?

--> needs more dragon

Microsoft boss tells investors the company is working to 'win back fans'

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Boffin

Re: Hate it

And evolve != improve. Evolution doesn't select for what might be best from our point of view. Just for what's most effective. It can certainly lead to organisms becoming what we would consider worse, in various ways.

ETA: Also, originally, 'evolve' pretty much did mean 'change'. It's only the past few centuries that it's come to be associated particularly with this whole gradual-change-by-random-variation-and-natural-selection thing. But it still has a broader sense in which it can be used.

Using the password 'admin123' wasn't as bad as sharing it on Slack

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Facepalm

Re: they didn't use 12345!

Oddly no one ever uses 1,2,3,4,5 or even counting from 0.
Well, crap. Now I have to go change my account passwords. At least my luggage doesn't have commas available.

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Re: I'm surprised...

True story: It recently came to my attention that there is a Spaceballs sequel on its way (disappointingly not actually subtitled The Search for More Money). I went to check for a release date, and saw 23 April. Went looking for UK release date, didn't see anything specifically UK; went to cinema sites, didn't see any listings of it for this week. Was starting to worry (for a few days even!) that it might not be getting a UK release. Finally went back to the original source, and this time, finally noticed where it says '2027' right after the '23 April' bit. Boy, was my face red!

If malware via monitor cables is a matter of national security, this might be the gadget for you

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Trollface

But it also protects against tigers and ice giants! Do you want your (hypothetical) children to be eaten by tigers and ice giants?

Thunderbird in hand worth 2 Outlooks as fresh FOSS fave and Firefox arrive

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Holmes

Pedantically, I would say, clients that don't perform decryption, but don't support encryption. If I were pedantic. Of which no one has ever accused me.

ETA: And don't call me Shirley.

Ruby Central in 'real financial jeopardy' following RubyGems maintainer ruckus

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Re: You're slipping. perhaps is time to put a Brit back in charge

We'll cross that when we come to it. In the meantime, back to these dice.

Showing the Windows 10 desktop was the yeast they could do

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Angel

It goes against the grain to stoop to these things that could barley be called puns.

Commercial space pleads with NASA to stop moving the goalposts in orbit

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Mushroom

High-level get-there-itis?

"They're ready to move faster... we're ready to shortcut wherever we can in order to get a module up there."
Yeah, certainly, nothing's ever gone badly in spaceflight just because they cut a few corners to get things up in time, right? What's the worst that could happen? -->

BOFH: Are you ready to raise our expense account limits now?

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Facepalm

Did somebody say #1974Cortina$$?

Using a coveted old car in one's account info? Why, I never!

(I may have some accompanying complementary domain names, as well.)

Country that put backdoors into Cisco routers to spy on world bans foreign routers

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Re: Ha ha ha ha ha

At least they can still produce their own projectors!

NASA sets 'impossible' ground rules for relocation of 'flown space vehicle'

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: The story of my life

I am glad I had just set down my coffee before the implicit context of that clicked for me. Crisis averted. -->

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Headmaster

You keep using that word…

"Today is real progress in our mission to bring Discovery home, and I look forward to welcoming the shuttle home to Space City soon."
This must be some strange new definition of the word 'home' with which I wasn't previously familiar.

Iran war wreaking havoc on shipping and air cargo, could create global delays

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Re: "four to five weeks"

I'm assuming it's on the same time scale as 'we'll have a big, beautiful health plan to replace the ACA ObamaCare *spits* in just two weeks.'

Hardly anybody bought Samsung's last smartphones for AI. It hopes this year's models change that

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Re: So if the privacy display

Reading between the lines, I think the 'narrow' and 'wide' pixels refers to the beam emitted by them, rather than the actual linear or area size of the pixels, and wouldn't affect the resolution or PPI (but very possibly the brightness, but I suppose that's sort of the point). I may be wrong about that, though.

Desktop tech sent to prison for an education on strange places to put tattoos

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"I'll have Argument From Incredulity Fallacy for 600, Alex."

"Alex, I'd like to take the Fallacy Fallacy for 800."

Alex: "You guys know I'm dead, right?"

Microsoft throws spox under the bus after Parliament testimony on ICC email kerfuffle

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Re: Criminals 'Lie' ... Politicians 'Mis-speak' !!!

Toe-mah-toe.

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Joke

Toe-may-toe.

Tech support chap invented fake fix for non-problem and watched it spread across the office

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Re: Hilarious!

It's less hypothetical than that, even. There was the recent emergency patch of the Airbus 320 family in December (or maybe November?) to make them more resilient in the event of such a bit flip, after it was suspected that just such a thing had caused a sudden loss of altitude whilst otherwise peacefully cruising along at speed.

In-house techies fixed faults before outsourced help even noticed they'd happened

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2a) One of the screws to dismantle that half of the machine will only be accessible after that first screw has been removed.

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Or one could wear a bow tie. Ask me how I know.

(Although mine was more for motorbike reasons than printer, to be honest, but the same principle applies.)

Cornish recycling drive sows confusion among Reg Standards Bureau

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Joke

Re: 280-350g seems far off for a nipple pastie

Most pasties have negligible weight, the biggest I could find were 60g (per pair, I think. It wasn’t clear).
I don't see what their opacity (or lack thereof) has to do with either their weight or their mass.

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Headmaster

Re: Proper Pasty

Am I to understand that you are one of those poor benighted souls who doesn't know their silicon from their silicone? Or are you under the impression that the Merkins' knockers are augmented with microchip implants rather than the usual kind?

Techie banned from client site for outage he didn’t cause

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IT Angle

Re: Workig for a Dialup ISP in the 90's...

ExecPC, by any chance? Sounds about right, especially with the selling to Voyager.net in 2000.

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