* Posts by fitzpat

25 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Apr 2018

UK sleep experts say it's time to kill daylight saving for good

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Re: There's no such thing as "daylight saving time" in the UK

Until recently I was of the same opinion until I was led to this item in Hansard:

https://hansard.parliament.uk/lords/1918-05-14/debates/080ac044-8f8c-4d21-8364-8b9f21bb84a2/DaylightSaving

Really annoys me!

Bring the joy of train delays home with your very own departure board

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I rolled something in a similar vein but less geek cool for our kitchen from a spare Pi Zero and monitor and this really handy little service: https://digital-signage.live-departures.info/evocis/

With users mostly happy to keep older kit, Macs just ain't selling like they used to

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Apple and El Reg

ISTR The Register staff all being persona non grata with Apple. Are they still being that petty?

Study finds 268% higher failure rates for Agile software projects

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"Research" papers from vested interests? In IT? Never!

Even worse than this bunch though are snake oil vendors like SAFe, actively putting barriers to collaboration in their waterfall-pig-dressed-as-agile methodology! https://safedelusion.com/

Miscreants claim they've snatched 560M people's info from Ticketmaster

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Cyber? Really? Is it still the 90s?

Ex-Space Shuttle boss corrects the record on Hubble upgrade mission

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Flow rate of a fluid being measured in pounds per hour. The mind boggles.

Brit broadband subscribers caught between crappy connections and price hikes

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I migrated to the mentioned contractless Rebel Internet

Great customer service getting me up and running, all problems were due to Openreach and BT not releasing the line on the right day.

Solid speed as far as I have seen.

The only downside was I couldn't get the phone app to talk to the supplied router to set it up, but I was always going to use my own anyway.

BT CEO orders staff: Back to the office or risk 'disciplinary action'

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When all my day-to-day colleagues are at least 5 time zones away, heading into the office to attend the same Teams meetings there seems............a little bleeping pointless. FFS guys.

CERN draws up shutdown plans to save energy

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Re: Not that much compared to baseload

Found it.

From home.cern: "At peak consumption, usually from May to mid-December, CERN uses about 200 megawatts of power".

So not an order of magnitude out.

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Not that much compared to baseload

At the optimistic end, 600GWh per year for LHC implies that shutting off the other accelerators will save 700GWh per year, an average of 80MW load.

That's a small generating unit. Sounds very token. Would it be more related to the cost?

Russian military uses Chinese drones and bots in combat, over manufacturers' protests

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DJI's own Geofencing could help

I can see they choose to enforce no-drone zones around Ukraine airports, and in the invaded/disputed areas.

https://www.dji.com/uk/flysafe/geo-map

If DJI get really jumpy, just turn off the entire of Ukraine and Russia?

Google keeps legacy G Suite alive and free for personal use

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Re: Not if you registered to upgrade...

There are a number of reddit posts about talking to google support, either getting moved back to legacy, or charging $0 for workspace instead.

Ad-tech firms grab email addresses from forms before they're even submitted

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I want to know the 41 domains not on block lists.

The paper doesn't out them

Big Tech revenues under threat from EU law proposals

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Re: Pull the other one

More likely it would be "Would you like to view more bells for the same leg?".

I've already bought <item>, stop bloody telling me I might want more of <same item>.

Google joins others in Big Tech: Get vaccinated – or you're fired

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UK vs US employment law

I wonder how Google is going to step through / around / stomp all over UK employment and medical data laws?

You can't "just fire them". At least not after the first 2 years.

Another UK government limb that can't get IR35 right: Court service pays taxman £12.5m

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You have to wonder when HMRC are going to contemplate their own ex contractors - are they going to fine themselves?

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can do that: Microsoft unveils Custom Neural Voice – synthetic, but human-sounding speech

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These Microsoft voices can't be any worse than Heathrow Airport's slightly pissed off yet disinterested synthetic female announcer.

"Flight whatever is now boarding at gate 21, you might want to get on your plane at some point, meatbags"

We take a look at proposed Big Tech regulations in the UK: Heavy on possible fines, light on enforcement

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Re: Maximum fine £18 million

10% of Facebook's $70B revenue is $7B. Google would be hit by $16B .

Not that it will ever happen.

Watch out, everyone, here come the Coronavirus Cops, enjoying their little slice of power way too much

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Re: So the UK is now operating like the Stasi

We're mostly on the same level, but there's no such thing as jaywalking over here, so they could be done for wasting police time (which would be a delicious irony)

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Re: So glad I don't live there anymore

Ain't no laws or regulations about social distancing, your one-a-day exercise, or buying luxury food items instead of beans and potatos.

The point is Plod routinely interprets CMO advice and ministerial requests as The Law, and get really, really pissed off when you present the actual law to them. And the curtain-twitchers doing the same - mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

EE switches on 5G: Oi, where are your Mates? Yes, we mean the Huawei phones

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Re: "non-standalone" ?

There's two parts to any 3g/4g/5g mobile network, the radio side, and the core side.

It's mostly backwards compatible, so this NSA 5G means the radio side is genuinely using 5G frequencies, but connecting to the 4G core. I can't comment if the mooted low latency characteristic of 5g is affected.

Peers to HMRC: Digital tax reforms 3 days after Brexit? Hold your horses, how 'bout 3 years...

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Re: It isn't that hard

I worked directly in the MTD team defining/implementing the API - against the HMRC Policy Team's requirements. They really are incapable of thinking about data, only about the paper form with 9 boxes. We did our best to protect you/us all from them and the 1000 year old organisation around them.

Re: spreadsheets - absolutely acceptable, but there must be an automated i.e. code process that sends data to the API. No copy paste into handcrafted JSON and scripted REST requests, sorry.

What must be sent via API every 3 months is pretty much what you enter on the website now, but only for that 3 months, and to be sent within 1 month of the end of that period else PENALTIES.

You need to maintain but do not have to provide the raw transactions i.e. the spready unless they ask, for example in an investigation.

In the case of VAT, completely trucking pointless with such a low error/compliance rate in the existing web submission system. But it will prep people nicely for the real prize - MTD for self assessment income tax . Yep you're going to have to do your income tax return every 3 months too.

Universal Credit has never delivered bang for buck, but now there's no turning back – watchdog

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Re: The government position:

Why would a Project Manager be deciding what gets delivered? They have no place in an Agile delivery organisation. Only the Product Owner can make that call.

Project Managers are only sprinkled in (or in the case of DWP/HMRC/etc, doled in with ladles) to give the illusion of waterfall control when in actuality they're just reporting monkeys.

........ yet again Agile as a software methodology being confused/conflated with public sector political ineptitude.

Let's kick the tyres on Google's Android P... It's not an overheating wreck, but UX is tappy

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Android version proportions

The Google stats I'm sure are accurate, for whatever measurement base they use, but my live GA stats from a popular UK Telco-provided app are quite different. Marshmallow : 7% Nougat : 39% Oreo: 46% , with the balance being roadkill v5/4/2 .

HMRC delays digi tax plans amid Brexit customs woes

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Re: I hope that HMRC...

The HMRC online estate is OK - meaning the current online SA and VAT returns, but the problem with MTD is HMRC are expressly *not* providing any means of a consumer interface - not even a reference implementation for software vendors/accountants to understand how it might be made to work in the real world. It's really just a set of APIs pushing data into HMRC. And for that reason, the transformation they are looking for from a paper world to a online digital world is miles away. They're 2 years in and haven't agreed on the user journeys.

You're still going to have to submit your VAT every 3 months, but now you're going to have to provide every line item to prove the numbers.

Same goes for self-employed / sole traders - record every item of income and expenditure into some "digital" form, and submit the summarised details every 3 months via the API - no website! - AND THEN at the end of the year submit it all again AND THEN swear on your firstborns soul that you've made no mistakes. Apparently somebody somewhere will provide this service for free - because that's HMRC policy, and so it shall happen.

The burden is massive and disproportionately affects the by-the-rules small fry, and goes nowhere to catch the rogues.