Re: Bude
Yes, let's take a step back.
1. An "ex" spy (rus/brit double agent) and his daughter are found on a park bench, collapsed, and rescued by a Det Sgt. All 3 are hospitalised.
2. Concurrently a 2 week defence exercise on the topic of biol chem nuclear terrorist attacks taking place in same area.
3. Principal Chem Biol etc lab just up the road.
4. Russians miraculously recover.
5. Also despite super strong nerve poison nobody else in Sarum is affected. Brillant Focus!
6. Russians disappear with a promise to give them a new ID (like Cemetery Locs XYZ 123 and XYZ 124).
7. Russian sister (whatever) refused visa by gov.uk to visit sick relatives WTF!!
8 "Det Sgt" (employed by WHICH ministry?) also vanishes... Life Will Never Be Same... etc
OH LOOK A SQUIRREL
Let's do an Occam
Said Military Exercise includes pretend drugging of "ex" spy and his "I am Not a Mule" daughter and pretend period in ICU. WOW says gov.uk we can make sth out of this let's PRETEND we think it was gov.ru doing a real assassassasssassination. HEY GUYS LOOK A REALLY BIG SQUIRRRRRREL.
Contingency corner cases like two dead guinea pigs and FFS a starved half to death kittypuss were NOT in the script, typical "mil intel" competence /sarc
Anyway even the germans are laffin at this. Photo in german satire mag showing police discovery of VVPs ID card under a bush in Spy Close, Salisbury, Wilts.
Go On, gov.uk, insult my intelligence. Offer me a job in National Security!!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
