Re: Managers Sometimes DEMAND a Load of Whalesong
>> Mgr. How long will it take you to get our web portal built and running?
Prg. it depends
>> Mgr. C'mon, at least give me an estimate
Prg. Pfffttt. 10 years
Mgr. outrageous, try again
Prg. 5 years?
Mgr. outrageous, try again
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[many half-lives later]
Prg. 6 months?
Mgr. hmmm...better but still a little too long, try again
Prg. 3 months?
Mgr. wow that's great! exactly when I need it by
Prg. the fuck didn't you just say so. We can do a wordpress site for you in that time