Posts by rtspam

What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. El Reg needs you

The only child of Thanos

Seeks out information so that they can use it to control and destroy civilisation as we know it.

In case you want to flee this wretched Earth, 139 minor planets were spotted at the outer reaches of our Solar System. Just an FYI...

Re: Dyson rings?

It's bagless so hopefully, it will be able to capture all of that space dust

xHamster reports spike in UK users getting their five-knuckle shuffle on before pr0n age checks

Oh well.... it was good while it lasted

One is back to using one's imagination... assuming that one still has one?

All through the house, not a creature was stirring... especially Samsung smartwatches: Batteries empty at 3AM

Or just employ more stupid QA people?

I realize that this is not a win, win situation but you have to prioritise.

El Reg deep dive: Everything you need to know about UK.gov's pr0n block

Cue men downloading Gigabytes of Pr0n and storing it on removable media.

Watch for a spike in the sale of removable media