Re: 1,000,000 to 1
As any fule know, million to one chances happen nine times out of ten....
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Ah yes - informal support. Normally followed by a lifetime of supporting the damn device on the grounds you were once within a metre of it, so must be responsible. I once had a phone call along the lines of "You remember that computer you fixed... well, I've replaced it, and that's not working, so when are you going to come out?"
Answers (on the theme of "When hell freezes over" on a postcard please....
Didn't Goering also get sacked just before Hitler's death?
May seems to be determined to do a reprise of Downfall - you can almost see her in her bunker under Downing Street ordering imaginary divisions to defend her, and this ridding herself of potential opponents is definitely part of the script. With a little bit of luck, we will be rid of her very soon (although putting all 650 of the buggers up against the wall seems like a very good idea - just to make sure)
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The dog will sleep in the middle of the bed - you will both fall out
Also (based on a collie I once had), he or she will sneak under the covers from the bottom end so if you don't fall out, you will wake up with a damp nose on the pillow beside you, and memories of some VERY strange dreams.
As a teacher in the late 90's (before I escaped into IT training), I once failed to prevent a pupil doing on screen spelling correction with Typpex.
In Scotland, there is a group of 16-year-old pupils known as "Christmas Leavers", who are too young to leave in summer and must endure (and make the staff suffer) until Christmas. You can guess the motivation levels of these children. I had a large class, most of whom wanted to take Cooking, but it was full and Computing was next to it on the choice form, taking basic Word Processing (Win 3.x / Word 6 days).
One child, who I would say was thick as two short planks except that I am being totally unfair... to timber... had obviously been told (by an English teacher) that spelling mistakes should be typpexed out and the correction written in neatly and separately (by me) that a squiggly red underline on screen meant a spelling mistake. The rest, as they say, is history.
Thankfully this was in the days of CRT monitors, so a razor blade removed the evidence.
One of his juvenile novels (cant remember which one and too lazy to walk to the bookcases) is all about STL interstellar travel, plus some sort of telepathy between twins and - eventually - other relatives.
"Time for the Stars" says a small voice in the corner of my mind
I heartily agree with all of the above. My Pippin (not a rescue dog - I got him as a pup) is now nearly 5, a Bearded Collie who has the best temperament of any dog I have had. He is always there for you, tripping over my feet quite often, but happy to lie snuggled beside me when I am working at home, and even happier to go on a nice long walk (sometimes with protesting children in tow) or to respond to the magic word "Treats". His only vice is that when I am typing, and he feels I am not giving him enough attention, is that he sticks his nose under my elbow and nudges, causing the keyboard to go slightly haywire....
He can sense my emotions and if I am feeling a bit gloomy, all I have to do is to sit on the floor and he will come over, flop mostly on my lap (he's a large dog) and give me a quick lick. My wife (correctly) says I love the dog more than her.
I hope he has many long years left, and I know I will be devastated when he goes.
My parents (both fairly senior Civil Servants (the Bernard level, not up to Sir Humphrey) used to listen to Yes Minister on the radio and on at least one occasion were heard to say "now how on earth did they find out about THAT?"
Ever since then, I felt the whole show was more of a documentary than a fictional comedy.
For my sins, I am an MCT, and once ran a (successful) course on SQL Server Querying for a company.
As with other Microsoft courses, it was all run in a virtual environment, on laptops I brought in, but using a database (AdventureWorks, for those who have met it) which had nothing to do with the actual line of business.
We finished a few hours early, so the delegates asked if they could put their new skills into practice on the real databases. Since they had a nice training room, with plenty of PCs, I didn't see any problem with this, and the IT manager couldn't see any issues either, so they all set up, practicing joins, sub queries, grouping, and all the other fun you can have with SQL.....
...for about 10 minutes, when the DBA came running in and demanded, in no uncertain terms, to know what the f@&k we were doing to his production servers, which had slowed to a crawl under the extra load.