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Blame everything on 'computer error' – no one will contradict you

Re: Only have one thing to say to Lenovo....

Shirley, you mean "Hyperbollox"

NASA demos little nuclear power plant to help find little green men

Re: Hmm...

Let's hope it's a success and not a sad clown

BT pushes ahead with plans to switch off telephone network

Landline?

How quaint

Sysadmin’s worst client was … his mother! Until his sister called for help

All these years later

Is she still looking for the "Any" key?

UK.gov: Here's £8.8m to plough into hydrogen-powered car tech

That'll pay for the sanwiches

and train fares.

Students: Duh, of course we're blowing our loan bucks on crypto coins

Re: Careful

My crystal ball is faulty, next weeks lotto numbers please.

Uber's disturbing fatal self-driving car crash, a new common sense challenge for AI, and Facebook's evil algorithms

Re: LiDAR doesn't work in the dark? WTF?

>>"So whilst we do have to ask what the rider was doing to not notice the car"

Gonna need a (spiritual) medium for that, unfortunately

Fermi famously asked: 'Where is everybody?' Probably dead, says renewed Drake equation

Kind of crimps the chancellor's ability to borrow money of 'em.

(What is the rate of Galactic Groats to the £$ anyway?)

Screw everything! French swingers campsite up for sale, owners 'tired'

Let's form a syndicate

and buy the place :)

Your entire ID is worth £820 to crooks on dark web black market

El Reg login ?

Priceless!