Noisy Business!
I was working for a UK company in 2004 ish that had their helldesk in France when a ticket came through as so:
User is having difficulty getting a shit to come out, it is making squeaking and clanking noises.
So after regaining my composure and visiting the said person it turned out to be a sheet (of paper) not coming out of his printer so the english > french > english translation failed that day!