* Posts by Jimbali

4 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Feb 2018

New tools to simplify wrapping your head around Kubernetes

Jimbali

I have never heard anyone pronounce it "kates"! xD

Let's talk about April Fools' Day jokes. Are they ever really harmless?

Jimbali

April fatwa

One year I was working at a company where one of our biggest clients' websites had been hacked over Christmas, and the boss had been trying for months to make sure that it was properly locked down, but somehow they kept breaking in. Joomla may have been to blame. So, on April Fool's Day I waited until my line manager had gone to a meeting, and then when he left his computer (uncharacteristically) unlocked, I changed his hosts file so that when he went to that website, it instead presented to him a page that I had made, with a black skull and crossbones and loads of arabic lorem ipsum text. I then showed him my screen and said "umm, have you seen this page today'. He rushed to his own machine and entered the URL only to see the same evil-looking page. He almost had a cardiac arrest in the 10 seconds before I fessed up! xD

RIP, Swype: Thanks for all the sor--speec--speedy texting

Jimbali

Nnnnnooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Nightmare. None of the imitations are anywhere near as good. Might as well just chuck my phone in the bin now.

We already give up our privacy to use phones, why not with cars too?

Jimbali

Blow it up

If my car dared wave any advert in my face I would set fire to the petrol tank.