* Posts by Clarecats

51 posts • joined 4 Feb 2018


Michigan Micro Mote works well escargot: Tiny computer makes it into the field strapped to backs of predatory snails


Link to paper


Communications Biology from nature.com

No amount of Glasgow handshaking will revive this borked kiosk


Reminds me of...

Riven. I've always seen that as the cave mouth in Riven.

No cars in Riven, but there was a bullet train and big kettle/ submarine.

Where to implant my employee microchip? I have the ideal location


Re: Poor Reliability.. better idea

"wouldn't an individual ID forehead tattoo be far more reliable?"

At some point you would be mistaken for a can of beautiful soup. Once that happens there's no way back to society.

Fancy Bear hacker crew Putin dirty RATs in Word documents emailed to govt orgs – report


Re: Here we go again

"Being hit by 20-year-old exploits like WORD MACROS would be an EMBARASSMENT."

Whereas using a word processor correctly would not be an embarrassment.

Creepy or super creepy? That is the question Mozilla's throwing at IoT Christmas pressies


Re: Word association football

I took it as a hot water bottle too, probably because I don't use or buy the other kind.

'Men only' job ad posts land Facebook in boiling hot water with ACLU


Re: I think some people might have missed something...

"Yet insurance companies do this very thing and no one says anything about it."

The EU has stopped motor insurers from offering cheaper quotes to women, on the basis that men, especially young men, are more likely to speed and have serious crashes, but firms must not discriminate against them.

A firm selling motor insurance is called its4women.ie and offers quotes to women or men without bias.

Thus all other drivers now have to pay more on the premium to account for the non-loading against young men.


Re: In the current environment, women are too much of a business risk..

..."aren't meaning how I am reading it.

Since Jews are the only ones who can experience antisemitism, be the target of it, as that's what it means, being anti-Jewish, then comparing that to your leading sentence implies to me that you are saying only women can experience sexual harassment."

I disagree with your statement. A non-Jewish person who is friendly with a Jewish person, or who employs them or is employed by them, can also be the target, directly or indirectly, of antisemitism. Much as a shop could suffer vandalism because some idiot decided they did not like the look of one of the employees.

Men, women and non-binary persons can experience sexual harassment.

Don't mean to alarm you – but NASA is about to pummel the planet with huge frikkin' space laser


Re: Keep Calm and Carry On

"Yep plenty of room in a Pope's hat for a decent sized teapot on top of the head.

I should say so - the thing is a mitre high"

His Holiness is currently visiting Ireland so I don't imagine he needed to bring his own teapot.

Cup of tea, Father? Ah go on.

Grad sends warning to manager: Be nice to our kit and it'll be nice to you


Re: Actually my own computer..

"After spending hours looking for the bug, and finding nothing, I leaned toward the computer. I asked it if it wanted to be thrown out the window (pointing to the window for dramatic effect)."

Amazing how often in this thread people resort to defenestration.


Re: Sometimes it's the user

Polyester clothes and static?


Re: Sometimes violence is the only answer

"But I DID get a new one as there had been put manure on the flowerbed and when it got warm the fans wafted 'the smell of a stable' around the office."

I hope you donated the old one to a riding stables nearby, so it could waft the smell of an office around the stables.

Sysadmin trained his offshore replacements, sat back, watched ex-employer's world burn


Re: Timing is everything

Shrunk to three inches - so maybe you have actually been turned into a shrew, which is about that size and does have a fast enough heart rate to cope with heat loss.

In which case, wriggle your bristly nose and scuttle up out of the blender.

Or a gecko, about the same size, which has a reptilian heart and can Velcro itself to hard surfaces like blenders because its pads sink into the molecules of the surface.

Life beckons.

Fake prudes: Catholic uni AI bot taught to daub bikinis on naked chicks


Re: What a relief

"Male nudity is obviously not a problem for Catholics (surprise!). This will make Sunday's service much more comfortable."

I have seen a classical painting print on the wall in a girls' school in which the nuns (presumably) had charcoaled briefs over the men.

No such prints of partly clothed women were on display.


Budgie smugglers

"For those that don't spik 'strain, "budgie smugglers" is Australian slang for Speedos, which in turn is an Australian brand of very skimpy swim pants for men."

According to an episode of Friends, an American alternative is banana hammock.


Re: Please drop the pedophile priest stereotype

"You make some fair points.

But why, according to the article, is ~80% of child molestation by priests committed against boys, while in the broader community girls are the most frequent victims? "

Because nuns were in charge of girls and women, so they worked them to death in the case of unmarried mothers. Nuns had no power in the church, so they exercised their power on those less fortunate who were in their control. Priests did not live alongside nuns as that would be potentially indecent. The priest would call to say mass and hear confessions.

Priests and brothers were in charge of boys. Generally there were no nuns on the premises, because that would be potentially indecent.

Boss helped sysadmin take down horrible client with swift kick to the nether regions



Welcome Rebecca!



Thanks and good luck!

British Airways' latest Total Inability To Support Upwardness of Planes* caused by Amadeus system outage


Re: weight calculation

"The other important calculation for load sheets involves the fuel, whose centre of gravity can move around as it is consumed."

This is similar to driving a tanker of liquid. There are three stages - full, empty and half full, all of which affect speed and braking. To stop all the liquid rushing forward at the red traffic light, or the milk turning to butter, there are baffles in the tank, and / or a series of tanks. Of course, the tanker does not consume the contents on the journey.

Trump wants to work with Russia on infosec. Security experts: lol no


Re: Well, with all of NATO being either personal foes or parts of the "greatest Foe"

Re Canada - America - EU trade:

The most recent trade agreement between Canada and EU stalled because Canada slaughters horses, including racehorses and American mustangs which the Americans ship over the border, and sends the meat to Belgium for human consumption; but Belgium was insisting that the horses had to be certified free of any medications for three months prior to slaughter.


Re: Tee hee. Trump is to Putin as --

"Germany couldnt deliver pilots and planes to fight ISIS. Only the war minister managed to arrive at the destination. ... Germany spent their money on other things which is why they really dont want the US protection to leave."

From a friend I hear Germany has many fine young men who have done a year's military training voluntarily. However, they have all gone back to Turkey to do it. They're the second, third generation of ethnic Turkish people in Germany to whom, for some strange reason, Germany doesn't want to give German nationality. I am sure they are saving Germany money in this way.

'Plane Hacker' Roberts: I put a network sniffer on my truck to see what it was sharing. Holy crap!


Re: "Aren't they then driving without insurance?"

"I don't know about the R.O.W. but in the UK if you own a vehicle with fully comprehensive insurance you usually get what's called a third party extension, which allows you to drive pretty mutch any vehicle you are licenced for with 3rd party cover on your insurance."

No, it doesn't work that way where I live. Unless you are a motor dealer, you are insured for the car you own/ keep. Each vehicle and driver has to be specified for additional insurance on the policy.

If you drive a van, you can't transfer your insurance to a car temporarily, because more passengers can fit in a car than a van.

Being a named driver on someone else's policy does not count towards a no-claim bonus; and you can come out of a few years of 'named driver' and still be considered a first-time insured driver by a firm. This implies that the firm is more concerned about whether its premiums will get paid by the new paying customer.

The cybercriminal's cash cow and the marketer's machine: Inside the mad sad bad web ad world


Your phone is listening too

And showing you ads based on what you discuss with friends, even when you are not making phone calls.

Younger people have different expectations of privacy online.

One lady claimed this setup was helpful, as she had been discussing with a pal how she would like such a product to be invented, and next day an ad for this product showed up on her phone. She hadn't known it existed.

Me: Don't you find that creepy, intrusive and invasive of privacy?

She: No.

Google weeps as its home state of California passes its own GDPR


Data transfer

I don't use FB and many young people don't use it because they don't want to be on the same site as their parents. This is why FB tries to grab them with instagram and whats app - also to expand into different countries to compensate for a shrinking base.

How long before FB says, most of our members are now in the southern hemisphere so let's move our data storage down there?


"Oh? AT&T is still standing and arguably bigger than ever. The Baby Bells simply glommed themselves back together through attrition, mergers, and buyouts. It's hard to break up something that big without it naturally trying to come back together through those methods."

Like putting a sponge through a blender.


Re: Legitimate business interests

"Google.. let me make this absolutely clear. you have NO legitimnate interest in my personal data, it is MINE not yours and I am the only arbitor of "legitimate" use of that data. I have spent too many moment in my life trying to shield my life from your pervasive and unwanted voyeurism."

Okay, it's your data. I agree we need more privacy.

Are you now going to pay Google or others every time you conduct a net search? How else will this work? Getting advertisers to pay more to Google won't necessarily improve your life either; and more of us would use ad blockers.

I suggest some kind of a happy medium would work. You could tell data collectors what you agreed would be stored, sold or traded. Any other use would be in breach.

Potato, potato. Toma6to, I'm going to kill you... How a typo can turn an AI translator against us


Re: Time to do things the easier way

"Once upon a time, anyone who was anyone in Europe understood Latin. Peasant languages such as English were not rated for serious discourse."

As seen in Shogun.

Trainee techie ran away and hid after screwing up a job, literally


Re: Key word is "Trainee"

"giving them a crappy task that needs little or no training, (except, making the tea for the workers on a site can be a very skilled job to get right, getting everyone's tea made to exactly how they like it, i.e. more or less milk, 3 or 5 sugars)** is part of the training...."

Agree. I started out on sites, anyone working there had filthy hands. You do not want them lining up to make tea using general tea making equipment. Much better to have one person with clean hands make it all. The lads appreciated straightening up and being handed a nice warm mug of tea or coming to sit down and getting them all handed out. Don't suggest they each go wash their hands first, they would always leave the facilities filthy and coveed in Swarfega.

UK taxman has amassed voice profiles of 5.1 million taxpayers


Re: Don't Talk To Me - I'm Hard Of Hearing (Wink, Wink) - Use Text!

"There are two practical ways to defeat these 'voice analysis' systems. One is to make calls with a radio or other disruptive variable tones in the background."

I'm reading this with a large truck reversing outside the window, making a nice loud beep - beep. Hardly my fault if I make the call now.

Puzzled as to why / how you were altering your appearance with Photoshop. Maybe better not to know.


Re: Ah yes, opt in/out

"To avoid possible interference no motorized or metallic conveyance should be used from that point.

We suggest you proceed as a pedestrian or on horseback."

This would require riding bareback or at least without stirrups, on your unshod horse wearing a bitless bridle.

UK.gov online dating tips: Do get consent, don't make false claims or fake profiles


Re: I met my wife on a dating site

"A friend asked me to be wingman for his first meeting with one woman, her bio said "athletic and attractive", she weighed about 400lbs and had more of a beard than he did."

Shot putters are athletes.

No lie-in this morning? Thank the Moon's gravitational pull


Re: Burn the heretic!

"....and the amount of solar radiation received on Earth also changes affecting the climate."

I thought it was heresy, punishable by death by a thousand cuts from the pseudo-scientific Twitterati, to even suggest that solar radiation could affect climate in any way.

Solar radiation is where the energy derives from; what matters is how much of it is absorbed and how much is reflected.

For instance, white ice has high albedo, reflecting nicely. Sooty black ice due to coal fire smoke absorbs rather more energy, so it melts.


Re: How I feel is nothing to do with the moon...

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

Dean Martin

Who appears never to have drunk coffee.

WannaCry reverse-engineer Marcus Hutchins hit with fresh charges


Re: What is it...

""all us Brits must be evil geniuses"

Well, since possessing a British accent automatically makes a person more cultured, smarter and better looking in the eyes of most Americans, that's not a huge stretch."

Ye canna change the laws o' Physics, Jim.

You know that silly fear about Alexa recording everything and leaking it online? It just happened


Re: Not as bad as shag book.

"Items like the Jam voice require you to push a button before it responds (and records). Guess what I have!"

You think it requires you to push a button. How long before this is irrelevant but you are not informed?


Re: 'I physically disabled the built in microphone'

A friend or two have had just this occur, for some particularly specific item. In one case the lady did not even know such a gadget existed but had been saying how she would like someone to invent it.

I also run ad blockers but this doesn't work so well on my phone as on my PC.


Re: Registered Business Address is now private?

Alexa will shortly report you for leaving your children at home / in a hotel room unaccompanied for a long period.

Zero arrests, 2 correct matches, no criminals: London cops' facial recog tech slammed


Re: China is doing it better (or worse, depending on your point of view)

Thanks for the video.

Hold the phone: Mystery fake cell towers spotted slurping comms around Washington DC


Pwning cell phones with a stingray


pwning cell phones with a home-made stingray. Defcon 18.

Furious gunwoman opens fire at YouTube HQ, three people shot


Re: Of all places

Horrible as rape is, nobody is likely to walk into a school or workplace with the intention of committing twenty indiscriminate rapes.


Re: Of all places

I remember a newspaper cartoon of a vendor at the subway entrance selling Bernard Getz masks which were being eagerly bought by commuters.

The mild mannered Getz had been driven to shooting a few of the thugs who were regularly steaming the carriages. Steaming = mugging everyone in the carriage and moving on to the next.

Storks bin migration for junk food diet


The Blackcap, a shy warbler, is on its way to becoming two separate populations and perhaps two species. The German birds used to fly to Spain for winter, but now some habitually fly to Britain for the bird feeders.

Not mentioned in this article from RSPB is that the blackcap enjoys mistletoe berries and its range overlaps with the spread of mistletoe as it leaves the sticky seeds on suitable trees.


Horn star Sudan, last male northern white rhino, dies aged 45


Poisoning the horns... or 3-D printing them.

Over a year ago, rhino horns started turning bright pink. They had been injected with ectoparasiticides; cattle wormer medicine, enough to make a consumer of horn quite ill. Sadly the bright pink proved to be on digitally altered pics only, but the horn is pink inside, which may or may not be helpful.


As mentioned even this won't stop the poachers from killling the rhino.

Another idea has been 3-D printing rhino horn to flood the market with a counterfeit substitute, made from keratin. However, this would just cover up the illegal trade without deterring poachers.


A French zoo last year had the shameful task of reporting that one of their Southern White Rhinos had been killed overnight and his horn stolen.


Fermi famously asked: 'Where is everybody?' Probably dead, says renewed Drake equation


Re: We're gonna need a bigger board

Static: stroking a furry cat.

Half the world warned 'Chinese space station will fall on you'


Re: The Pacific Ocean covers about one-half of that area

Oceans are not empty; large container ships and tankers ply them, laden down with Chinese goods, fuel oil, grain or rubber ducks.


These slow-moving vessels (the ships, not the ducks) are so massive that they burn the waste oil from your car's engine, and residual refinery sludge. Sixteen of them create as much air pollution as all the cars in the world, yet the World Trade Organisation holds that this pollution is not to be attributed to any nation, while the International Maritime Organisation points to the poverty of flag of convenience nations. These ships do not dodge well.


Also many oil and gas platforms would be on the route, even less portable.

Full shift to electric vans would melt Royal Mail's London hub, MPs told


Re: Case study

I was struck twice as a child - once on a zebra crossing in a shopping centre (female driver) and once crossing the road in front of the school while the lollipop man had stopped the traffic (male driver). Don't see why it should be any safer today.


Re: Fag packet calculation time...

Cars should come with solar panel outer surfaces. Run out? Sit there long enough and it will trickle charge. The trickle charge wll happen when the car is parked or driving, provided it's in daylight.


Re: Fag packet calculation time...

Scotland has the most managed freshwater in the world, with 95% of their freshwater controlled for HEP and other uses (reservoirs etc). Scotland is also working up offshore tidal and wave power as well as floating wind turbines.

HEP from watermill is being restored by estate houses through UK to run their estate needs. Some food processors also use clean power, such as Mackie's Ice-Cream. But it's unlikely to produce enough for large towns.

You dopes! US state's pot dealer database pwned after security goes up in smoke


Re: evil feds

Feral law? The ferals can impose...

I know about feral cats, feral horses, feral pigs, interesting to see what feral law enforcement looks like.

Bloke sues Microsoft: Give me $600m – or my copy of Windows 7 back


Consumer law

Consumer protection law in UK states that the purchaser is entitled to peaceful enjoyment of their purchased property.

RIP Ursula K Le Guin: The wizard of Earthsea


Sourcework for Philip Pullman

The world of the dead, beyond a wall, from A Wizard of Earthsea is clearly the sourcework for Pullman's land of the dead in Amber Spyglass.



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