RIP Uncle Clive
How Ironic he passed away at 81 the same model number as one of his (in)famous creations.
RIP Uncle Clive - Here's a glass to yer & digging out a copy of Micro Men to watch.
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It scared the fuck out of me that the Happily Ex-Mrs Oncoming Scorn, could throw back at me something I had apparently said, 9 years, 6 months, 3 weeks, 5 days, 14 hours, 33, minutes & 20 seconds in the past.
Elephants never forget & are share a memory map closely related to SO's of the female variety.
I have a number of Logitech culled mice from the disposal route*, with UNR's (I know right & re-paired as needed via the software) & also picked up 3 K850's from a Govt disposal location. Really handy as those KB's will sync to one of three paired UNR's.
So this isn't likely to impact me for some time, but it really is a right PITA, that in the event I might have to buy new kit to have something that's not going to work with the rest of my salvaged stuff.
*Actually kinda pissed that I let a M215 & UNR slip through my fingers for $1 in a thrift store the other week.
In my case fingers and pain => don't try to catch a dropped soldering iron.
Or pick one up by the hot end, as you distinctly (& correctly) remember unplugging it 3 hours earlier while working in your hotel bedroom, but failed to account for housekeeping plugging it back in when you left for lunch (To help the still extremely hungover\sobering up process) instead of the mini-bar.
Arms and pain is why I still remember that CRT's retain charge even after the device they are in has been turned on for about 2 seconds & then unplugged.
That and picking myself up from the other side of my bedroom.
Thanks for writing most of that for me - Have a pint of liquid painkiller.
Serial numbers are usually embedded in the "About My TV" section in the menu.
Granted not much help if the screen is dead\non-responsive\damaged or simply a bare patch of space were the TV used to be, when dealing with warranty\insurance\police reports*.
*My temp storage unit (& 5 others - Padlocks cut off contents ransacked & replacement single keyed padlocks** put on the doors to mask the theft until someone noticed (Me as it happened) their key didn't fit), that I had dropped a load of stuff into recently got robbed. Lost some items of sentimental that probably needed junking so I might be a little up on the event except for the personal items of a sentimental value.
**These replacement padlocks made it easy to spot which units had been hit, thanks to the serial number by the keyhole.
MARKETING GIRL:When you have been in marketing as long as I have, you’ll know that before any new product can be developed, it has to be properly researched. I mean yes, yes we’ve got to find out what people want from fire, I mean how do they relate to it, the image -
FORD: Oh, stick it up your nose.
MARKETING GIRL: Yes which is precisely the sort of thing we need to know, I mean do people want fire that can be fitted nasally.
CHAIRMAN: Yes, and, and, and the wheel. What about this wheel thingy? Sounds a terribly interesting project to me.
MARKETING GIRL: Er, yeah, well we’re having a little, er, difficulty here…
FORD: Difficulty?! It’s the single simplest machine in the entire universe!
MARKETING GIRL: Well alright mister wise guy, if you’re so clever you tell us what colour it should be!
Had a kid do that, removed the RAM out of the machine I was fixing.
Called it to the teacher, when I noticed it as this was the school for the more feral children in Somerset, the pupil was summoned back, which was a shame for him as he was almost home........in a taxi 10 miles away & so had to return to school, to point out where he had stashed it for later retrieval.
I'm not going to repeat the story of the user that decided to flick the switch, while it was operating & royally screwed the MBR.
Instead spent the Friday morning rebuilding a 24V PSU for use in a weather proof sealed box for use onshore/offshore, as it was a Friday we went to the usual lunchtime meeting, on my return I fired it up without checking the Voltage selector.......
You can guess the rest....if you can't here's a icon.
We had a survey at one place, last century & were assured of total anonymity.
Me being me asked the question "How can you assure us of that when there's only three or four of us in Quality Inspection & Test (We all hated our mangler, who thought he was Mr Big & micromanaged the heck out of us).
From memory, it was Midge & Chris as they partnered up for ad music, Max Headroom 20 minutes into the future* & the bloody awful **The Bloodied Sword*.
*I'd kill for a decent version of the elevator duel/closing theme, someone did cover it, but I didn't make a favorite of the link (Beer again).
**Played it twice, once while drunk on a Saturday afternoon (It was pissing down), didn't improve on my ear when I was sober.
ZEN Repair monitors report explosive device attached to primary power channel.
BLAKE Where?
ZEN Hold three, access duct seven.
BLAKE Can the automatics neutralize it?
ZEN No.
BLAKE Why not?
ZEN There is no damage.
AVON Computer logic. Until the bomb explodes there is nothing for the repair system to repair. Zen, can you reprogram the automatics?
ZEN Preemptive interference in crew activity is forbidden.
BLAKE Oh, he'll clear up after us, but he won't stop us making a mess. (Exits, running down passageway)
AVON (Moves to follow him) You made this mess.
Oil pressure sensor is a right bitch on a Chevrolet Avalanche* (Change the mica filter at the same time) & be prepared to lose knuckle skin.....
After that it's the stepper motor on the instrument cluster, assuming its not a catastrophic failure of the engine**.
* My last one
** I bought the second one cheap*** fully expecting a engine replacement, which thanks to Covid replacement remanufactured engines are a scarcer thing than I originally envisaged.
*** They sold it to me for less than half the price (Icon) they paid for her, with two sets of wheels, a host of embellishments & recent replacements of the other key parts that usually fail & barely did 2,000KMs with her before they blew her engine up.
At another branch of the same three letter pharma company, this time in Stevenage....
I was happily doing my rounds of dropping off equipment & heading back to my car, when the head of security came in the opposite direction & tackled me on the frequent subject of laptops disappearing & how secure were Kensington locks, as over the prior weekend someone had got into a locked office area, via the roof void from the neighbouring unlocked office & taken said laptop. The evidence for this was a pair of dirty boot prints on the desk where the miscreant had dropped himself onto.