* Posts by acousticm

14 publicly visible posts • joined 2 Feb 2018

On this most auspicious of days, we ask: How many sysadmins does it take to change a lightbulb?

acousticm

Re: LAMP

Looks another moot point

BOFH: They say you either love it or you hate it. We can confirm you're going to hate it

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... to be continued ...

right ?

Or are we being held ransom, and have to pay to read the conclusion ?

Opera browser tries to make sweet music for the ears of Chromebook users

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I'm reading this on Opera GX

Switched back to Opera a year (or maybe two, how time flies) ago.

Then discovered Opera GX, which is geared at gaming but even if you're not a gamer is an even smoother and more pleasurable browsing experience than regular opera.

I find it hard to pinpoint why this is the case ...

But opera certainly has stolen my desktop

Now maybe I should look into this synch-ing of opera settings across all my browsers and desktops :)

BOFH: Oh for Pete’s sake. Don’t make a spectacle of yourself

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Re: Ah, Threat-Detecting Boots

Boss-noise canceling headphones I think you mean ....

Can a 21.5-inch iMac beat the latest-and-greatest M1 model in performance? Kinda

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Aunt Agatha benchmark

I wonder if anyone ever did the Aunt Agatha benchmark on these ?

That is, measure the time it takes to:

* power up the machine

* log in

* open your favorit word processor

* type

Dear Aunt Agath,

thank you very much for the sweater you sent me for Xmas. Every time I wear it I am reminded of you.

Love

your nephew Oswald

* save the document

* print the document

Surprisingly enough, it's very, very hard to beat an XT with 2 3.5" floppies running DOS and WP 4.2 on this one.

[German magazine C'T did this a decade or so ago, using almost all machines they could get their hands on.

Though they had a different name for the test ]

Fancy trying to explain Microsoft Teams to your parents? They may ask about the new Personal version

acousticm

Re: They don't use Microsoft...

Teams is available for the iPhone as well. I've already had the pleasure of having to install Teams on devices because teams was a requirement to participate in Some-Mandatory-Online-Activity.

Really, I've already way to many video conference tools on my iPhone, having to have Teams(business) as well as Teams(Personal) would be really frustrating

Lego's Space Shuttle Discovery: No trouble with Hubble, but the stickers will drive a grown man to insanity

acousticm

Re: Welcome back

A door ... luxury ... we had to leave a gap in the wall and pretend .....

Quality control, Soviet style: Here's another fine message you've gotten me into

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Re: Russians, alcohol, making toasts

Ah yes ... the artform also extends to the fact that somehow it's always the guests who get the honor of getting the leftovers from the bottle and seem to end up having to drink at least twice the amount.

Although for some reason the details of that meeting are a bit hazy

Not exactly the kind of housekeeping you want when it means the hotel's server uptime is scrubbed clean

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Re: The cleaner did it.

Wasn;t this also a major plot element in A touch of frost (or Midsummer murders .. or ... )

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.... by using the word moron :)

Groundhog Day comes early as Intel Display Drivers give Windows 10 the silent treatment

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Re: Office 2010

Oddly enough, my outlook 2010 happily connects to my exchange server.

Given the ugliness of 2013 and 2016 i'd much prefer to stay on 2010 if at all possible.

There's just one month left 'til the big day: May 25... but don't panic!

acousticm

Re: Bonus points

Thanks for that. I had not yet realised that Towel day and the glorious revolution happened on the same day .

I'm sure dwarf bread will go down a treat after a pangalactic ....

BOFH: Give me a lever long enough and a fool, I mean a fulcrum and ....

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Re: Stone soup contract

decruitment would be mine.

Morrisons launches bizarre Yorkshire Pudding pizza thing

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Seriously

this looks so, so, so bad ... and even though,

i know I want one, with a pint of dark beer

even if just to see the look on the faces of my dinner guests .....