* Posts by VikiAi

510 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Jan 2018

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BOFH: Tick tick BOOM. It's B-day! No we're not eating Brussels flouts...

VikiAi
Trollface

That sounds like here, with the occasional spare cake that anyone can have a slice of. On the worksite across the other side of the city where I am stationed on my own (generally worth missing out on the cake, to be fair).

I occasionally buy a cake at the supermarket on the way in, put it in my fridge here, and email-announce that anyone who wants a slice is free to come over and get one.

Then I eat all the cake as, apparently, no-one wants to make the 80-minute round trip to get a slice!

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They were going to install all the fruit baskets and GYM signs, since IT obviously has nothing more important to do!

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Devil

Re: Office slide

Loose tangles of razor wire are harder to claw ones way out of.

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Pirate

Re: At least the windows open...

I like my office (I have my own room! Woot!!) cooler than the building central AC likes it, so I installed all my battery chargers directly under the thermostat box.

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Re: Poor Marksmen

He saved his skin (this time) by listening to wisdom.

Easy-to-hack combat systems, years-old flaws and a massive bill – yup, that's America's F-35

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Facepalm

Re: Easy to hack ...................

"got to admit, I hadn't thought about the inherent hackability of all things nowadays in relation to the armed forces"

Neither did the armed forces or their contractors, it would seem! :-/

Color me a luminescent shade of surprised and put me in the sun!

Click here to see the New Zealand livestream mass-murder vid! This is the internet Facebook, YouTube, Twitter built!

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Re: "the item the author of the article fails to address"

The shouting down bit is part of a specific set of neuro-circuity that is now known to be absent in 75% of the human population (you can find it - or its absence - on a medium-resolution active MRI, and they even know which gene generates the required neuro-structures it in those who have it).

Lacking that particular mental ability in no way effects general intelligence, but it does make for phenomenally ineffective decision-making abilities!

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Re: Is it even possible or sensible?

I think we are arguing the same side from different angles. :-) Yes, content cannot practically be suppressed, and people who really really want to see it will, but the potential audience that is prepared (or technically able) to access it outside the comfort of their mainstream web-for-dummies social-media interface is very significantly reduced.

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Boffin

Re: Responsibility

Against a small boat of pirates, sure. Against a small nation's military, or a large nation's special-ops squad, not so much.

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Re: El Reg follows common sense!

I like the approach of one of the alien groups in Sherri S. Tepper's book "The Fresco":

"One of the programs we left to start without us, back on Earth, is the rewording of your newspapers and TV shows. They will no longer be able to use empty language, like "paid his debt to society," or "claimed responsibility" for an act of terrorism. Instead, they must use true words. "He has been sentenced to prison for ten years which will do nothing to ameliorate his urges to molest and mutilate little girls." Or, "The XX faction has asserted that it committed the cowardly atrocity of killing a busload of schoolchildren." Earthians must learn to say truly what has happened and not cover it with easy-speak."

They were using some pretty heavy-duty Clarke-tech to do it even to already printed material, but we could probably with current "earthling technology" achieve it with electronic media at least. If we wanted to, of course.

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Boffin

Re: Is it even possible or sensible?

Anyone can broadcast anything from any IP address they have access to, but getting it under people's eyeballs is where Facebook et.al. come in. Social Media as the notification and sharing platform is the issue, what/where/how the content is transmitted is a red herring.

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Unhappy

Re: "cut the stream straight to an ISIS video"

Everyone want's rights. No-one wants responsibilities. Viva Humanity!

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Unhappy

That these companies are, in certain places, treated as 'people' says a lot about the standards we expect of 'people'. I think we need to raise the bar a bit. For both the real people and the financially-convenient-imaginary ones!

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Unhappy

Re: "the item the author of the article fails to address"

I stuck to the RSS feed headers for this one for exactly that reason: People need to know what happened, but no-one outside the case investigation needs that much detail!

Part of my brain was curious, of course: it is presently in the corner reflecting on the shouting-down the rest of my brain gave it!

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WTF?

Re: Responsibility

Also note, the minute their 'sovereignty' is recognised, they no longer have any military protection that they don't either provide themselves or negotiate via treaties with other nations. They better negotiate fast! And have something to negotiate with!

Tough cookies: MEPs call for EU websites to be scrubbed of trackers

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Mushroom

I cannot think of any user-beneficial reason for cookies from any site other than the-one-you-are-on-at-the-time existing.

Cookies that track my site-formatting preferences are convenient. The rest are anti-user abominations to be blocked with extreme prejudice!

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Unhappy

Re: Why and what?

I imagine a lot of it could come from modern copy-paste web development practices.

There are pictures all over the internet of a big dark spot on Uranu... Oh no, wait, it's Neptune

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Go

Re: Years

Just be glad it isn't the Venisians! Their day-long grumps just go on and on!

Facebook's at it again: Internal emails show it knew about Cambridge Analytica abuse 'months' before news broke

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Boffin

Re: Why is this news?

It's more "Dog, who's owner swore blind was not biting man, and the general public believed that such a cute doggie wouldn't ever bite man, found to have bitten man repeatedly on multiple occasions."

Let's spin Facebook's Wheel of Misfortune! Clack-clack-clack... clack... You've won '100s of millions of passwords stored in plaintext'

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Unhappy

Re: Facebook is a trash fire

With a high content of old rubber tires.

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Re: Since FB had already reached the 9th level of WTF

While only 9 levels have been documented. I suspect, like cardinal numbers, there is no end.

First, Google touts $150 AI dev kit. Now, Nvidia's peddling a $99 Nano for GPU ML tinkerers. Do we hear $50? $50?

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Re: Tell us about the support, not just the hardware

Very much, Re: community support.

The Pi is actually a bit rubbish for what most people tend to use it for (which isn't what it was intended for, so not holding that against it!), but the community around it goes an order of magnitude beyond making up for it. The BeagleBone and Odroid communities do similar for those platforms. .... Then you have the vast ocean of technically better and often also cheaper boards that, support wise, well... best of luck!

From MySpace to MyFreeDiskSpace: 12 years of music – 50m songs – blackholed amid mystery server move

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Go

Re: Likely sequence

Maybe ElReg should look into a 'celebrity' edition of the Who-Me? column!

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Happy

Re: So....

The Web2 men say "Up today."

But all my data's gone away.

And it's raining....

Raining in the cloud!

All good, leave it with you...? Chap is roped into tech support role for clueless customer

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Time to move to a new town where no-one knows my face!

I was recently accosted at a local office-supply store by someone who apparently knew me from a former job and needed quick advice on which cabling they needed for their network and phone at home. Happy to help since it actually was quick - they had already guessed the correct network cable and had it in their hand, so I just had to say, "Yeah, that looks right", but without knowing what sort of phone they had (VoIP, POTS) the second cable was as much a guess for me as for them.

Q&A: Crypto-guru Bruce Schneier on teaching tech to lawmakers, plus privacy failures – and a call to techies to act

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Boffin

Re: They Won't Listen

Dang! Deimos eclipsed a vital datapath. We were going so well, too!

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Boffin

Re: Pie in the Sky, the Phantom Traded Stock of Parasitic Political Pygmies and Wannabe Caesars?

Planetary alignment is particularly good today for fast data-transfer between his distributed parts.

Just look at Q! Watch out Microsoft, the next Android has a proper desktop PC mode

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Happy

Re: pholdables

P-off!

I still fall back to my preferred contraction of Mobile Phone: "MoFo"

Strewth! Apoplectic Aussies threaten to blast noisy Google delivery drones out of the sky

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Happy

Re: boycott the retailers

Boomerangs are more traditional around here. Some skill required if you hope to hit anything, but once you have mastered it, I doubt a drone would survive the encounter, considering they can take down a car-totaling roo!

(Sadly, they don't come back if you are actually aiming to strike prey, rather than throwing them specifically to have them come back!)

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Unhappy

Laws, by-laws, common sense, and basic consideration-for-others are just an inconvenience to be ignored in the name of 'disruptive' profit, I suspect.

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Re: Oder placed.

*Note* the icon.

Also. Even if they decide to use some tech-woo 'license/authorisation transponder' for the things, with strong encryption being illegal here now, a transmitter capable of putting out a credible fake ID should be readily available quickly enough!

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Unhappy

Re: Oder placed.

If these things become ubiquitous buzzing around the sky, I don't imagine buying a similar model, giving it a quick look-alike paint job and weaponising it somehow, and slipping it in among the delivery and surveillance-disguised-as-delivery suburban sky-traffic would be particularly hard.

(Not the icon - I'm not suggesting this as in any way at all good thing!)

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You know, we wouldn't have these sort of issues,

if they had just started laying the city-wide pneumatic tube delivery systems back in the 19th century!

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Happy

21st century skeet shooting.

Fabulous random prizes to be collected!

Can't do it the US way? Then we'll do it Huawei – and roll our own mobile operating system

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Unhappy

Dirty minds

I think it can largely be taken as read that anything the US (or any of the 5-eyes for that matter) is accusing others of, they only thought of because they are already doing it themselves!

China still doesn't want iPhones despite Apple slashing prices, say market watchers

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Meh

That sounds like market forces

you capitalist swine.

Ironically, the above sentiment is directed at the big multinational corps. not China, which is far more embracing of market-driven economics these days than the former seems to be!

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Happy

Re: I must be Chinese

To be fair, you can't lump all Chinese into either category. When I was teaching university there, I noticed a distinctly healthier attitude towards money and wealth in the up-coming generation than in the older Chinese (who, to be fair, were all very new to the whole concept). That - 10 years on - those same uni students I observed are now in the middle of the phone-buying demographic may or may not be significant.

Facebook blames 'server config change' for 14-hour outage. Someone run that through the universal liar translator

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Boffin

millions of people's communications* are affected

* For certain values of "communication" only.

Yelp-for-MAGAs app maker is warned there are holes in its code. Does it A. Just fix the problem, or B. Threaten to call the FBI, too?

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Happy

He really only contacted...

...a bunch of old guys who think wearing T-shirts emblazoned "Female Body Inspector" is still hilarious 2 decades after it was mildly amusing the first time you saw one!

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Black Helicopters

I think you just disappear one night.

'It's like painting with atoms'... Watch how boffins form armies of simple micron-sized bots from a silicon wafer

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Re: Have these people never heard of gobblers?

Well, they haven't heard of 21st century video container formats!

Resistance is... new style: Samsung says it's now shipping resistive eMRAM for IoT chips

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Happy

Very Nice

EXACTLY the tech I have been waiting for. (And my application doesn't particularly need GigaBit capacity, though it can use it once it tapes in at some later point).

God DRAM, that's a big price drop: Memory down 30 per cent, claim industry watchers

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Re: desktop becomes an anachronism?

Well yes, but you and I are content *creators* (and/or content managers). The Desktop PC (in olden-days terms: "Workstation") will be relevant to us for a good long time yet, likely well after Apple and MS have given them up as economically viable platforms so support, even!

But the large majority of users are content consumers,with an overlapping small majority of content-adjusters, and a Desktop PC is already becoming an anachronism for the former and the latter isn't too far behind.

Raspberry Pi 3 Model A+ support to arrive in Linux 5.1

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Boffin

Re: So what was it running before?

Running on out-of-tree patches, I assume.

You'll never guess who's giving Google a right shoeing lately. Talking about barring Chrome, Search as defaults... any other nations watching?

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Unhappy

Re: Irony here?

Meanwhile in Australia: "A drongo stole my privacy!"

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Pint

It is our export beer. We keep the good stuff for ourselves - at least those of our number that have any taste, anyway!

ReactOS 0.4.11 makes great strides towards running Windows apps without the Windows

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Happy

Re: What is the purpose of this?

The best thing, from a Linux perspective, is that it gives us somewhere to point all the people who just want "Windows but open-source" to!

(And there is not necessarily anything wrong with wanting that! Other than that Linux is "UNIX but open source" so has never been a good fit and trying to shoe-horn it into the role just leaves both sides feeling dirty and miserable!)

When 2FA means sweet FA privacy: Facebook admits it slurps mobe numbers for more than just profile security

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Unhappy

Monetising faux security?

Why are there never free power sockets when my Y-fronts need charging?

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Happy

Re: The other day I found a 1M USB A Male > USB A Female cable.

I have one of those hard-lump ones from eWaste dumpster diving. Sort of a half-teardrop shape with a good bit of weight to it so it stays put on the desk next to the keyboard. I kept that one for myself.

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